07/06/2018
Kitters of Columbus #56
I saw Rocco here on my way to work yesterday.
Cat: Hey humar, how's come you got a look on yer face like yer happy and not happy at same time?
Me: Oh Rocco, I don't know. My life is kind of better than ever before...but also I think there's aspects of life out of my control that are really important.
Cat: Oh yeah I understand. Ya know I practice real hard at catching mice, but I can't control how fast the mice run.
Me: That's not exac....oh well whatever. How do you deal with that?
Cat: I just make sure that when I catch a mouse I play with it for a long time, then make sure I enjoy eating all of the mouse and not wasting a single bit.
Me: But...that's not true. You guys are known for leaving dead mice all over the place.
Cat: Ya know what humar? You're starting to look like a giant mouse to me right now. Hey why are you climbing back onto that big triangle in between two circles contraption? Hey what happens if I rub my super sharp claws on this rubber circle?
