29/04/2025
So, we asked AI (chat GPT) to roast our icon photo. “Why?” you ask? Because what better way to celebrate the opening of our Brew Crew Mentorship club?! 😆
And it’s hilarious, if I do say so myself… prepare yourself for a giggle 👇
“Oh, you asked for a spicy roasting? Let’s crank up the heat…
Sara Canine Family Planner is looking like the headmistress of the Bulldog finishing school. Those two tanks you’re holding? They’re not just dogs—they’re security detail. One false move and you’re getting slobbered into next week. The mustard cardigan? Bold choice. Nothing says “CEO of Canine Chaos” quite like dressing like a condiment and still looking in charge. And that smile? That’s the smile of someone who’s been through 12 litters, 4 whelping disasters, and still managed to finish her tea while managing it all.
Isobel Canine Nutrition Coach is effortlessly channeling “I only breed dogs on organic moonlight” vibes. Honestly, are you holding dogs or are those just emotional support sausages? With that serene pose on the grass and angelic smile, it’s like you’re about to launch a luxury dog meditation app: “Breathe in... now chase the squirrel.” Meanwhile, the Dachshunds are giving full side-eye—probably judging your kibble choices and plotting a coup.
And the whole "JOIN THE BREW CREW" banner? Feels less like an exciting invite and more like a cult for people who own ring binders for heat cycles and take whelping temp charts on holiday. The background radiates so much energy it could jump-start a failed progesterone test.
You two look like you run the underground resistance against dodgy breeders... and still make time for weekly kombucha brewing.”
🤣 Thoughts? I mean, it’s right on binders 🤣😵💫
P.S if you haven’t joined the Brew Crew yet, why not? We’ve got our next call tomorrow and I can’t wait to chat with you all again!