Sheldon the Border Terrier

31/10/2024

Yappy Halloween everybody 😂😂😂

25/09/2024

Surprise surprise pals! Ers actually remembered me burfday on the actual right day this time!! I’m a teen now so I fink that gives me licence to be even more stroppy and cheeky! Ers says I’m actually an oldie in Hooman years so I really need to start behaving meself!!! Rude!!! Anyway I is gonna have a party with all me pals in the kingfisher doggie walking crew to celebrate. Ers as made me special liver treats ( yeah I was shocked too). and bought loads of noms - snossidges, fish fingers, pies - and that’s just for me!!! Tell ewes all about it laters 👍👍🐾🐾🐾🐾.

31/08/2024

OMD pals! Ewes will never believe wot appended to mez today!! I nearly got deaded!!!! Yep ewes eard that right!! Deaded!! A big terrier dog pretended to be nice to me then it just turned round all of a sudden like and tried to bite me in half! It grabbed me by me ear and shook and shook and wouldn’t let go! I fort it would rip it off !!! I put up a fight pals! I did get me mouth on it but without me teefies all I could try and do was try and gum it to death!!! Ers did try ers best to rescue mez but if I relied on ers then I would be well deaded. Luckily it’s owner sorted it and got me ear out if it’s mouth before real harm was done. Me and ers as spent all afternoon recovering from the shock, I let ers give me lots of fuss and cuddles as ers said we both traumatised! Although it wasn’t ers that nearly came home with one ear missing and street cred ruined !!!

Ers - it was a Lakeland puppy, it was scarey and it did nearly rip Sheldons ear off but luckily no real damage done thank Dog.

23/08/2024

Been a long day enjoying herself being with the Kingfisher doggy crew, playing and mugging p*eps for noms 😂😂🐶🐶🐶

05/08/2024

Every morning on our walks we meet up wiv a great bunch of furs and p*eps! Sometimes ers is there ages, they even make coffee and bring noms so us furs are very well behaved so as to get given treats! Well apart from Charlie, he obviously didn’t get the p*e mail telling him to be on his best behaviour. He jumped straight out of his car and p*ed all over ers legs. Thing is - ers was that busy a yakking ers didn’t even notice. Ers thinks she spilt ers coffee or summat and I wasn’t gonna say nuffink! I call it Karma!

24/07/2024

Guess where Ers as put me again…….. full report if ers ever remembers where Ers left me!!!!!

20/07/2024

OMD pals!! Wot a week! The horrendous pain! The sheer unmitigated agony! The psychological trauma! Of me aving to listen to ers relentless moaning on and on about how much ers teefs was hurting!!! Well I say teefs but it was actually only one. ONE!!! Didn’t ear me going on and on and on and on when I ad 8 of mine stolen!! 8!!!!! All at once!!! And ers still expected me to wag me tail and trot off wiv ers on me daily walkies like nuffink as appened!!! Well since ers as only had one teefie out ers can get ers butt off that sofa and take me out for me sniffs and p*emails!!!!

18/06/2024

You will not believe wot ers as done now pals!!!! Ers is only trying to smuggle a new pet into me house! You eard A NEW PET!!! Ers said it fell off the roof, yeah we eard that before, back of a lorry, fell off the roof, pull the other one. Ers sneaked it into the bathroom so I couldn’t witness ers treachery!!! And! And! And! I saw ers feeding it wiv a spoon!!! Ers was a cooing and a fussing and giving it my dog food, ok I knows I don’t like it but that’s not the point, it’s my dog food!!! Ers said it won’t be wiv us long, well answer me this, why give it a name then eh! Steven!!!!! Wot sort a name is that for a seagull???? Ers as broken so many rules I need to think up a new punishment. And don’t get me started on the sqwarking house disturbing me sleep!!! Just wait till it starts flapping around, them things don’t go against trees like us furs!!!

07/06/2024

I az become very fussy lately and it’s driving ers up the wall!! Ers is trying all sorts to get me to eat. News flash!! I is getting older and I don’t do me zoomies that often so don’t need ers super charged home made meals that often. Ears a thing though pals, the more you refuse to eat, the more they try to get you to eat. And it means they try nicer and nicer stuff to tempt you!!! We ave fresh chicken, rabbit and beef, and guess what?? Ers as even started spoon feeding me!!! Well I iz playing along wiv it for now, until I get bored and find another way to wind ers up!!! Laters!

30/04/2024

Don’t know why ers got ers pants in a twist?? I woz only doing what the sign said 😂😂🐾

27/04/2024

17/04/2024

Tip of the week. You might just wanna check that wind direction before you decide to ‘stick n flick’. Your welcome! 😂😬

07/04/2024

Ers an idea! Before ewes think it’s a good idea to take us out for walkies in this windy weather. Ows about you try doing your morning ablutions in a wind tunnel, under the shower in the freezing cold!!! 🥶

01/04/2024

Well the big shiny thing in the sky has been out and we av been out enjoying some lovely warm walkies. Baby sheeps are popping up in the fields but all ers as been going on and on and on about is being ‘summer ready!!’ Whatevs that means. Well I found out what it means! It means ers annual defurring! Why ers thinks removing thick black leg hair to reveal pasty white legs underneath will do anything to make ers look better in the summer escapes even my small brain!!!

You know how us dogs like to follow Hoos into the bathroom in case they av a hidden stash of treats in there or summit, well never again pals, never again!!!! I did follow ers in there yesterday and I can never ever ever ever unsee that now. I ain’t ever following ers into the bathroom ever again!!!

21/03/2024

Oh my dawg! . We was on our beach walkies the other day, sniffing the rocks and crevices and sending out p*emails ( me not ers obvs). When suddenly all me doggy pals started a sniffin at ers and paying ers lots of attenshun. I was a bit miffed as they wanted to play wiv ers and not me. They were a yapping and a woofing, sniffing and a snuffling and even jumping up at ers. Dog knows why I thought, ers aint that popular and ers never, ever as a ballie on ers!!! Suddenly ers started running, well attempting to run, and they all starting running too, nipping at ers coat and pickets. Ers was like the pied piper of doggies! Turns out ers ad put some snossidges in ers pockets the other day and forgot about them. Real ripe they were, nice and stinky, you could sniff em from a mile away. Well we could! Ers would still be running across the sands now if Charlie hadn’t grabbed them and run off in the other direction. Oh how I larfed!!!!