Sin City English Bulldogs (2024)

We have been breeding bullies for 10 years and have a special devotion to the bulldog breed. Our Bullies are our babies, they are family and we love them like children. It brings us so much joy to be able breed these wonderful dogs so that other families can get to experience the same joy we have gotten from our babies.

18/06/2023

Happy 7th Birthday Monsters! We love you squishy faces!

We miss you Frankie, you are gone but not forgotten!

24/03/2022

Happy National Puppy Day to these 2 love bugs! They are the last 2 monsters In the Sin City English Bulldogs bloodline. We love you!

26/01/2022

This was on another bulldog page & I found it to be hilarious, but so accurate!

Bulldog Warranty

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Bulldog. Please find the instructions for your model listed below:

Although your Bullog comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Bulldog ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Psycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Psycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Psycho mode in regard to there being none. Should your Bulldog suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Bulldog to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended, but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non-return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Bulldog comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the Bulldog zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumors that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Bulldog is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love everyone chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 0898 what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Bulldog. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.

Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

17/07/2021

RIP Frankie
06/18/16 - 07/16/21
Furever in our hearts

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Trying to sing to our baby girl, lol!

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