Oh my I am so triggered (in a good way) by Enyas nibbling on my lip curtains! 👀❤️ Gurl I know you like 'em but they really don't come off that easily. 😂 And oh, her tasting my eye, you guys see that too right?! 😲 But I still think my curtains are her favorite part of my body! 😂😏🐊
Momma's asking me if I'm a scorpion 🦂. I don't know how to answer that. Maybe I am, idk? I've never seen one! Is it one of those people named Scott who plays the accordion? 🤔💭💫 New words can be so confusing sometimes. 🤷🏽♂️ #dogthoughts
Come on daddy, come get my frisbee! Let's see if you're as fast to get it as I am! 😎🥏
Momma was eating sugar snaps, which are my absolute favorite vegetable! 😍 I took my chance when momma had one sticking out of her mouth like she was stretching out her tongue to make fun of me! 😛 Hehe, thanks I'll have that! Praise the mouth rains! 😂🤤🌧️
You can tell from my mouth-rain that I LOVE asparagus, right? 😂🤤💦
WHAT THE ACTUAL DUCK MOMMA!!! 🦆🔊 I DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE THAT!?! 🤯😵😤😤😤😤 Stop trying to imitate me, because you're really bad at it. 🤨
Ok momma can you please STOP triggering my Chewbacca-nerve??? 🙃 I don't know how you do it or why, but stop saying my name like that!!!! 😂😤😤😤🔊🔊🔊
You know how spiders are somehow less frightening if they're at least visible to you in the room?!🕷️I experienced that feeling today with our new pet: Robo-Spidey. 🤖 He is a bit scary I must say. Especially when he disappears under furniture and then reappears to walk straight towards my paws! 😱
Momma and I are visiting granny and uncle in Sweden this week, and momma didn't bring enough doggo food, so I've been eating home cooked meals! 😍 Today they wanted to treat me with a luxurious dinner consisting of lentils, steam-cooked zucchini and peas, boiled quinoa, and finally a lil' woof of dill. 😋 This was served with fine coconut flakes, fresh basil, and topped off with Greek virgin oil! Oh yes friends... they're treating me like their king hehehe. 🤤😎👑
All of a sudden, it began POURING down! And how "thoughtful" of momma to want to take me for peepoo's at that exact time. 🙄🙄🙄 Ain't gonna happen, crazy! 😵🌧️🌧️🌧️