Schnitzel the Wonder Wiener

31/12/2024

Hi eberyone! We is at waiting for dat new year fing. Dere is lots ob fireworks going off outside, but don't worry-dey don't bother us! I is pretending to be asleep cos ob mom just made Bramble do da Macarena. We is wishing you a Guten Rutsch from Germany! Dat means a "good slide" into da New Year!

Update: Bramble had to do Mambo Number 5.

30/12/2024

Hi eberyone! Well, dis afternoon was bery excitings. Da car was getting tires and a 'spectshun fing today, and so we did walk to dat place and got to go inside to make sure dey did eberyfing da right way. We was supers good in da store, except we would nit take any Leckerlis (dat is werd dat means treatos) from da nice lady dere cos ob being busy 'specting fings. DEN we did go to da store mom did buy dis treat bar fing and dat fing is SUPERS GOODS, so if you eber see dem, make sure ypu has some wallet lettuce wif you so you can get it! And now we is home! What did you all do today? Did you get Leckerlis??

30/12/2024

Hi eberyone. I is needing some adbice about dis situayshun. I is always getting skwished.

28/12/2024

Hu eberyone! Well, is super foggy and weird outside, so we is staying inside in case dat Headless Horseman guy is around. You cants bee too careful! Mom & Vati did walk to Aldi and did has heads when dey did get back which is 'portant cos ob needing dere heads to find our food bowls.

Mostly we has been napping, and Bramble still is not knowing about PERSONAL SPACE.
We luvs you!

27/12/2024

Hi guys! I hope you did has a pawsome Christmas! We did get 3 bags ob treats and a box ob garnish for ours kibble! Our internet is being bad right now, so I can't post any pictures & sometimes I can't get online at all! Vati is gonna get it fixed! We luvs you!

24/12/2024

Mom, I see dat fing ober dere. It has a werd on it. I is sure dat werd is "Schnitzel "

22/12/2024

I is both skwished and doomed.. Bramble is always sittings on me.

20/12/2024

You guys, dere is new Superman moobie coming out, and guess what!! Dere is a dog in dat fing! Is not a dachshund, but no moobie is perfect. Dat guys name is Krypto! I is asking dat Santa Paws for a red cape. I hope dere is speshul dog frendly showings ob dat fing!

17/12/2024

Hi eberyone! How is yous day going? I has mostly been catching up on mine naps. Is important to has a daily rootine fing. Mom did has class, but fank gooders hers did remember to gib us our good-bye treato dat we gets when hers does go out in da morning.

Yesterday did a guy come and install a new doorbell fing, so we did has to make sure it was werking da right way. You neber knows!!!

15/12/2024

Well, dis happened to me today. Mom did laff and laff. And mine own Vati did take pictures before hims did helps extra-cate me. Dat is werd dat mes, "got me out ob da sleebe."

PS Vati said I did look like a seal fing!!!

14/12/2024

Hi eberyone! Momdid has a German test on Friday, so I hasn't been on da FB. But her test is done so now I is back!

09/12/2024

Well, a package did come today from dat Denmark place. I was finking was for me cos ob mine frends Gino & Felix do libe dere. But no!! Was from Gino & Felix's mom, and was for mine mom!!! It had chocolate fings dat we can't has (rood) AND da worst fings in dere: deze hideus sloth socks and sloth ornament. What's da heck is going on in dis place??

07/12/2024

I is Wiener ob da Week on Sachi and friends page! Fank you for dis honor fing!!

Da Weiner ob da Week iz mine Gooders frend Schnitzel the Wonder Wiener who jus did habs her 14th Barkday! We all know slacker Mom Sarah Evans Karasch iz her Mama but we cannot do ennyfing bout dat!
Pleez gib gwachulashuns an mebbe herz Mama will tell us da story ob Schnitzel the Wonder Wiener! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

07/12/2024

Mom luvs deze Instagram filter fings. At least dey is better optshun den making me wear a stoopid tree outfit fing. Doze yous mom or vati make you wear stupf like dis?

06/12/2024

Mom, we see you do has lunch. We too enjoy lunch.

05/12/2024

I was hasing a good day just hangings out on mine new sofa, but den mom did find dis picture ob me from 5 years ago, and I am wearing a hideus sloth fing. I is SO GLAD dat hers did lose it in da moobe!!

04/12/2024

I luvs mine new sofa fing

03/12/2024

I did get mine own Princess Sofa!! No boys or jerms allowed!!! And I did get chimken with mine kibble, and 3 small blankets for mine sofa, and a carton ob mine faborite wet food, AND a bag ob treats, AND a new raincoat. I is not super existing about dat raincoat fing, honestly.