Schnitzel the Wonder Wiener

08/11/2024

Just popping on to say we luvs you.

06/11/2024

Mom brought home a gross new sloth fing :(

04/11/2024

MOM IS HOME!! Hers was in dat America visiting people. Vati did fink hims was in charge.

26/10/2024

Da amazing Harslo has gone to da Bridge. We is sending lots ob luv to hims family.

Yesterday at 11.25am, at home, cuddled in his momma’s arms and surrounded by love, Harlso’s loyal soul left this earth to guide us from the stars. His health had deteriorated quickly, and he let us know that it was time. Our hearts are broken and life will never be the same.
Recognised by Guinness World Records as one of the world’s most amazing animals to his charity work, Webby Award and Social Media Personality of the Year title, Harlso’s accomplishments are nothing short of legendary.
Harlso’s balancing tricks amazed and brought smiles to millions, but his legacy is so much more—he showed us all the power of patience, trust, kindness and determination. He loved belly rubs, kisses, squeaky toys, cheese (god he LOVED cheese), sneezing in your face when he woke up, cuddles on the sofa, big stretches, tickles under his leg, getting spoiled by his granny and when ANYONE said the word dinner! He was our pride and joy, our purpose and our best friend. We also feel blessed to have shared him with the world. Nothing ever fazed him from appearing on TV shows, meet and greets, travelling, even appearing on stage. He was a born entertainer, a generational talent, a one in a million dog. It has been the honour and privilege of our lives to be his people. Fly high Harley but please do come visit us regularly in our dreams. There will always be room for you on the big bed between us. Mum and Dad loved you so so much. You were the greatest! 🌟🐾 ~ Paul and Jen ❤️

20/10/2024

Hers has did it again. Dis time dere was a sheep fing on da packet ob bath stupf. We is doomed again.

16/10/2024

You guys, dere is 'Mergency Sityouashun at mine Haus!! Slacker Mom is taking a bath (on purpose!!) In SLOTH WATER. It smells like froot y flowers :( We is doomed.

13/10/2024

Hi frends! Today we did go for a walk, and I did has to wear mine coat cos it is cold out. Mom says I look like a traffic cone dat did fall ober. Haha mom. You is supers funny. Not.

You can see me leading da way cos ob being da boss! We hope ypu has had a pawsome day! Does it feel like Fall at yous Haus?

12/10/2024

Today is Slacker Mom's birthday, and hers is elebenty thousand years old today! I am dedicating today's naps to her! I fink is good gipt. Dis is me napping on her lap to make it more speshul!

11/10/2024

Hi eberyone! Guess what! We did go to da park, and dere was no one in da meadow part, and so we got to run and run! And on da way to da park we did meet anotber dachshund. Dat guy was only 1 years old, so i did bark at him to let him know i is da boss ob him. Bramble and dat guy did sniff each other. Bramble luvs other dogs. Now we is home and we did get dinner, and I is relaxing in mine blanket. How is yous Friday goings? I hope mine frends in Florida did get through dat storm safely!! We luvs you!

09/10/2024

Vati, dis floof is not going to rubs itself.

08/10/2024

Mom had da NERBE to go around da corner to gets a Coke Zero dis morning, so we did get a treat for guarding da 'parmtment. Hers did not eben has German class today, so I is not sure why hers did finks hers deserbed dat fing, but nopawdy listens to me. Is finally sunny here, so we is going for a walk later! We hopes you all is hasing a good day, and dat mine frends in dat Florida place is staying safe!!

07/10/2024

🎉 Facebook recognized me as a top rising creator this week!

ETA: Fanks eberyone! I'd say fanks individually except FB gets mad!! :(

06/10/2024

Dis is what we has been doing all weekend! It has been damp and cold. Mom says I needs new fleece fings for da fall cos our walks is chilly now!

01/10/2024

Sunbeam, sunbeam,
Don't go away!
You must toast mine boohiney today!

30/09/2024

I luv to sleep in mine Vati's lap. I is eben letting g*t guy use mine blanket! I fink soon I will go under da cobers cos is only 54 ob doze degree fings here today, and I gets chilly! I hope you is all hasing nice weather at yous haus!

29/09/2024

Hi eberyone! Was a bootyful day at mine Haus, so we did go on a Big Walk. We did meet dis horse frend, and went to a nature festibal fing. We was supers good, and I didn't eben has to go to Air Jail! We hope you all hads a great day! We is also sending luvs to eberyone effected by dat pawful flooding :(

27/09/2024

Look deep into mine eyebobs ...you feels da need to sends pizza...wif extra cheez...

26/09/2024

Hi eberyone! Well, is bery rainy here in Germany, so you know I is not eben going out in dat stuff! Is better to nap in deze situayshuns. Dat is mine adbice! Mom did 'nore dat adbice da other day, and hers did get supers rained on! 😄 What is eberyone up to? We did just has our dinner, and now I is gonna take mine Post-Dinner, Pre-Bedtime nap. Is 'portmant to has a schedule. We luvs you!