We are Dylan and Hartley. We were adopted by our new purrents on September 27th 2016. We are one year old and found a new home thanks to Cats Protection.
Mums home!! I’m not letting her get away again so I’ve settled in for a nap. As you know, I like my naps so I could be here for some time. Dad gave me lunch so there’s nothing I need to move for. Eat til you’re sleepy, sleep til you’re hungry. Mr Bear xx
Mums sewing and watching some boring Tudor history programme. She must be interested in it though as I’m not getting belly rubs. Disgraceful behaviour. I’ll keep the belly on display though just in case she remembers about The Bear. Have a lovely weekend. Mr Bear xx
I have ways of letting the staff know I’m home and want to come in. One of them is to sit on the windowsill and tap on the window until they look on the camera to see if it’s me. Then one of them gets up to open the door. The training has gone exceedingly well!! Mr Bear xx
Now mums calling me a weirdo. I have a king size bed and numerous comfy chairs/sofas but today I wish to sleep on a towel on the bookcase at the top of the stairs. How dare she question my choice of sleeping spot. I’m the Bear and will sleep wherever I choose. It also means that to get to the kitchen she needs to walk past me so there’s no way I’ll miss out on tasty treats. Mr Bear xx
Mums just yelled at me because she can hear me snoring from a comfy spot on the bed. Apparently I can be heard over the radio in her office. I’m just sharing the joy of a little pre-prandial nap and she’s jealous.
Remember to eat til you’re sleepy and sleep til you’re hungry.
Mr Bear xx
Mum just called me a chonky boi. I’m not chonky. I’m fluffy. Mr Bear xx
How very dare they?? They’ve chopped down the tree over the road that contained lots of snack food. Even worse than that, they’re making one heck of a racket and are keeping me awake. After a hard night of prowling the mean streets of Delapre I need my rest. Mr Bear xx
I’ve got a warm tummy and paws as the butler has laid a particularly good fire. There’s darts on TV but it’s a bit boring so I’m not taking any notice. Mr Bear xx
It’s a bit bright in here. Mum won’t turn the light down as she’s sewing so I’ve had to put my paw over my eyes. But I’m comfy and very warm with the fire burning so I won’t make too much of a fuss. Mr Bear xx
Mums working in the office and I’ve been having a little snoozy on the bed. She’s just been into the bedroom and assaulted me because she could hear me snoring. Well, assault is a bit harsh but she surprised me with a belly rub. Now back to snoozing and snoring. Mr Bear xx
I made so much noise when I came home earlier that the person mum was on the phone to asked what the racket was. She said it was just me announcing my arrival and they said that they’re glad their cat isn’t as loud. Now it’s time for a nap. Mr Bear xx
I caused some problems for mum getting into work this morning. I’m currently drugged up to the eyeballs on catnip and she’s had to step over me each time she’s gone into the office. I’m going to have the munchies soon so she’d better get the good noms from the supermarket. Have a lovely weekend and remember to be a bit more cat. Eat til you’re sleepy and then sleep til you’re hungry. Mr Bear xx
This photo says many things. Most importantly I’m getting a lovely breeze through the window. But also, I need an extension to the windowsill for my tummy. I hope you all managed to stay cool today. I mostly slept at the top of the stairs. I was getting stressed out so mum put some catnip down for me. Once I was sufficiently drugged I got a decent snooze in. Stay cool everyone, stay hydrated and find a shady spot to sleep in. Mr Bear xx
Mums been away with some filthy hound. She smells of it so I’m trying to cover her in a better smell. I might even let her have some of her chair later. Mr Bear xx
I think one can quite easily say I’m happy in my life. The chair is very comfy. The only problem is that there are some legs (other than mine) taking up space. Mr Bear xx
So, the maid has a new insult for me. Apparently my ‘hairy feet and need for a second breakfast’ make me a hobbit. She’s calling me Baggins now. Nothing for it but to go for a nap. Have a lovely jubilee day. I’ll mostly be snoring in a sunny spot. Mr Bear xx
This football malarkey is boooooring. Time for a nap I think. Mr Bear xx
Mum wants to do something but I’m settled and sleepy so she’s not going anywhere any time soon. I’m snoring too apparently. Mr Bear xx
Mum and dad are watching motor racing. I’m not too pleased about that as the noise is interrupting my nap time. To make it worse I keep getting molested as she rubs my belly when I roll over. And she keeps calling me Puddle. Apparently I’m shallow and transparent which I strongly dispute. Why shouldn’t I get up to see what noms are offered when the fridge opens. If they’re eating stuff out of the fridge why shouldn’t I? Mr Bear xx
Mums sewing again and I’m relaxing. I love my life. Apart from the fact I was promised roast beef for my tea and it’s not appeared yet. Mr Bear xx
Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Dylan and Hartley posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.
Want your business to be the top-listed Pet Store/pet Service?
