18/03/2024
Dear beloved fans. I have gots myself into a small jar of pickles. You see, I was in the garden, doing battle with the evil Bin Monster of Pawlock. I was fighting my way everso bravely, past the yummy fish and chips wrapper, beyond the old packet of ham, and coming up on the stale loaf of bread (my favourite) when suddenly - he attacked and I had to make a strategic retreat. The evil Bin Monster has now trapped me in his despicable lid so please can send the Fur Brigade to get me out? Don't tell dad, or my idiot brother.
