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The Housebreaker P*e in my house ... Yuck! In 2003 a new white ball of fluff was brought into a spotless new home. His name was Coconut (alias: Puddles). Enter: The Housebreaker.

Puddles was 13 weeks old and was already "potty trained" to p*e on white shredded paper. To his owner's dismay - lots of things in the home seem like white shredded paper: bathmats, towels, carpet, a flokati rug...

Despite Puddles owner's best efforts (crate training, walking every hour, brief interlude with "p*e pads" until his 87 pound Bulldog brother was insulted by this urine stained mat and

shredded it...) Seven years, 28 professional capet cleaning, undocumented purchases of hopeful Stain Removers, 20 Do-It-Yourselfer Steam Cleaner Rentals, one $235 Hoover Spin Cleaner, and over $10,000 in replaced carpets for 5 different apartments later - I was at my wits end! There had to be a solution! Getting rid of Puddles was not even an option - NEVER (he was forever in my heart with those puppy dog eyes!!). Keeping him in a crate 23 hours a day was not working (he learned to lift his leg and p*e out of his crate after a while!). It was impossible to catch him in the act - he seems to have Einstein intelligence. Through trial and error the next 2 years were spent making a solution a reality. With the first use - I was catching Puddles in the act. Taking him outside and retraining him (this would have been nice to have, say, 9 years ago!!)
No p*e on my floors! The clouds parted. The angel's sang. My friend's (and future mother in law) stopped cringing when I suggested bringing Puddles along for coffee..My sanity restored. My spotless home in order. No more "YOUR dog p*ed on floor again!" causing awkward fights and endless frustration. AHHHH. This is what it was meant to be like. I wish you the same.

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