Shelby HOPS

02/07/2025

Been playing n watching workman dig holes, nut that's not fair cos the hooman let them dig in my garden but not me. How is that right, then it got real hot so have been out n very good by laying in the shade, but have spent a lot if time indoors with summat called air con on that was nice.

17/06/2025

The hooman got me a new ball today cos I popped the last 1😁😁

16/06/2025

Well ive had lots of fun playing in the garden this week and going out on travels, BUT I didn't enjoy that horrible thing the hoomans call a storm, the sky's kept flashing at me and WOAH there was lots of bangs and for some reason water was heavily splashing on the window things I look out of.
Then it finished after a while and I was relieved about that.
That horrible hooman today only went and took me to the groomer again for nearly 3 hours I was left there, so as normal I was bathed n brushed n dried n made a huge fuss of, I tried to chew on the brush tho, the woman made me smell and feel great, BUT OH NO, all my fur was on the floor not on me n I feel so light but it feels good so I dont mind, I did try eating it too. Then the lady gave me some treats so I took em n spat em on the floor 🤪
Finally the hooman came back n got me, we went home had a play in garden now ive hoped on the bed for a nap 😴 😅 😌

08/06/2025

08/06/2025

Had a few plays n being my normal mischievous self this week, but my hoomans not been herself lately very quiet and unhappy so I been giving lots of kisses and trying my bestest to make the smile come

23/05/2025

Boy have I had some fun this week lots of playing with the water, n I was a bit naughty i ate a flower and s9me cat p**p and rolled in fox poo too.

29/04/2025

Well I think i have been neglected real BAD, the hooman disappeared for 4 days, left me home with another hooman, I was spoilt, but that's not the point is it really. How DARE my hooman do this.
When the hooman finally came home, I was sooooo excited , I jumped, n jumped with so much excitement she couldn't move, I gave lots of kisses and forgave the hooman cos she was home. I am now happy n playing in the garden

03/04/2025

The last few days I've had SUPER fun

30/03/2025

Today has been SUPER FUN, the hooman decided to tidy up a little in MY garden, so first MY pool was cleaned n filled up, so i jumped in while i was dirty n messed it all up but had a splashing time, then she got busy under the trees picking up palm leaves and weeds, I TRIED to help, but wasn't appreciated, typical hooman, THEN the hooman decided to sort out the patio area AND moved my bed off it, WHAT A CHEEK, then the hooman had a sit down and rest n I was running amok with my favourite ball. Hahaha I then decided to go round the corner where I wasn't visible AND bit off a camelia flower and OH MY WORD! That was not appreciated so the hooman had to get another hooman to grab me cos the number 1 hooman had knee surgery or summat, but hey I was caught so then I thought it be great fun to do it again, BUT OH NO, the 2nd hooman was digging it up so I couldn't do it again. They spoil my fun all the time. Oh n I forget to say the hooman brother came today again same 1 I helped fix his car yesterday so I got excited and jumped up to say hi and I got his white top all dirty, that was fun, so then I had to have a slip lead back on so I couldn't do it again.
Mostly I have been good today . I'm so tired tho.

25/03/2025

Well! ! What a day! !, my hooman took me for a huge long drive to pick up a couple of people I was excited to see, then we started driving off again, and OH NO , i was SICK, but the hooman was goid she stopped the car , cleaned it n me up, then off we went again, it was another long drive again, then we stopped and she got me out and NOOOOOOO,we were at that groomers place, that means i wont smell of mud and everything else i roll in anymore NOOOOOO, but i do like the groome she is very nice to me, then the jooman disappeared butni was ok, i knew what was going on ivw been here before.
The hooman came back a couple jours later and i thought i know! I will EMBARRASS her for bringing me here n making me smell beautiful again, so i decided to c**k my leg and p*e in the groom room, hahahahaha, and then we opened the door andnindecided ro donit again up the wall, it was funny, then walked back tto the car and the other hoomans were there and they fussed me so I'm all good, then went home and I been a good good boy today

23/03/2025

Well the hooman went to something called a market yesterday, she was gone a while, BUT when she came home I could SMELL something new in the bag, and it was FOR ME WOOHOOOOOO, she bought me a new treat it is soooooo BIG, and smells LUFFLY, the hooman called it a DUCK SKIN, I no idea what she means but it is real good.