That'll Do

24/05/2024

Young blokes will muster one mob of merinos in the tussock and post photos of it like they're James Mckenzie, bro chill it's been done before

23/05/2024

Rural power rankings as at 23/05/24

1. Rain
2. The Reserve Bank
3. Farm owners
4. The Farmers daughter
5. Head Shepherds
6. Fencers
7. Alcoholics
8. Shearers
9. Shepherds
10. Ag pilots
11. Dogs that behave
12. Junior Shepherds
13. The 15 year old from Southland
14. Townies
15. Cadets

11/03/2024

How much?

08/01/2024

THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

Taihape McDonald's is no longer selling tinnies. Hit up my mate Kingi he's got heaps he reckons. Sorry for the inconvenience

27/11/2023

The comments section on Instagram reels is a lawless place

30/10/2023

No hate on Sam Cane please

22/10/2023

01/10/2023

Hawkes Bay blowing the Ranfurly Shield to pieces is an appropriate end to this npc season

24/08/2023

When I see a fat horse girl I start to feel sorry for the horse but then I stop and think to myself, if I can do it, so can the horse

13/08/2023

Farm dogs ain't ever seeing the inside of the city dog groomers. Tell yah that for free

13/08/2023

Dogs be getting excited for kibble like gym bros on that chicky rice & brock amen

12/08/2023

Jeff Wilsons gumboot throw is fu***ng deadly

12/08/2023

It all started going to the dogs when Countdown started vacuum packing meat

26/07/2023

Aaaaaaasian ci******es

19/07/2023

"Mr Oppenheimer we regret to inform you that the super ultra Japmelter 3000 you built accidentally killed 200,000 civilians when it fell out of a plane this morning"

Mr Oppenheimer: 😢

16/07/2023

F**k ya star sign I wanna know how well you can strip a chop bone

22/06/2023

F**k sakes it never rained this much when the national party was in charge

15/06/2023

Farmers telling me the electric fence is off, when it actually isn't, is the reason why I have trust issues

02/06/2023

Is the kings birthday actually this weekend cause if it is ill have to chuck some crook photos of him up on his facebook timeline

14/05/2023

If you swap the d's around in drink driving, it still spells drink driving. Probably means something idk

04/05/2023

Dear Dominion Breweries

Please give us back Dark Horses

Thanks mate

26/04/2023

Using the wet grass to Polish up your gumboots before heading into town

25/04/2023

Top 10 things that should be illegal but aren't...

1. Shaking another blokes hand without looking them in the eye.
2. Cooking a whole crayfish in the air fryer.
3. Putting mud tyres on a 2wd ute.
4. Cutting the tops of fence posts/ strainers.
5. USING CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME.
6. People with different opinions to my own.
7. Going on a road trip without a box of p**s.
8. 10 cent bets on the pokies
9. Being a New Zealander and not supporting the warriors.
10. Only using heading dogs.

Honorable mention:
Jacinda ardern

05/04/2023

Rural power rankings as at 5/04/23

1. Foreign forestry companies
2. Foreign dairy companies
3. Foreign meat importers
4. Farm owners
5. The farmers daughter
6. Head Shepherds
7. Fencers
8. Shearers
9. Shepherds
10. Ag pilots
11. Alcoholics
12. Junior shepherds
13. Townies
14. Cadets

05/04/2023

Pantera

13/03/2023

Just cricketed all over myself

04/02/2023

Honoring the treaty by p**sing up with the breathas. Nga mihi

29/01/2023

You ever see a dog on a leash with his red rocket out, towing his owner around just choking himself the f**k out and wonder if hes doing it for some sort of sick sexual gratification

25/01/2023

Whatever you do, do not try to find this video, do not watch it, don’t share it with your mates, don’t even think about it.
I cannot stress this enough