02/11/2025
It’s that time of the year. The bane of existence for all of felinedom. The clocks fell back an hour last week. The end of that silly human concept of daylight savings time. The night they add an extra hour of night time when they sleep and ignore us kitties.
Humans are very strange. They invented these silly contraptions called clocks to tell the time. Harrumph, if they need help with that, that is what cats are for. Who needs clocks when a kitty can tell them when to do the important things like waking up, going to bed, cleaning the litter box and most importantly feeding the cat.
Speaking of feeding, that is the most unforgivable of the night they turn back clocks. By adding an extra hour, they delay our breakfast. The horror of having to wait a whole extra hour for food, *paw on forehead, staggers*. I nearly turned to floof and bone everytime time they turned those darn contraptions back.
Now that I am act the bridge I don’t need to worry thanks to the perpetual self refilling stinky dish but for my furriends that haven’t crossed over I feel for mew. Maybe we need to take action. Maybe we should form the Kitty Union and demand no more clocks. Who is with meow?
Purr, trill, coo, warble, chirrup