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The entertaining quips, comments and actions of my Beloved Son, Dardi Palmer, a constant source of amusement.

04/05/2024

Mum: we're going out to a 70's night for my Birthday & need to get into the 70's fashion groove.

Beloved Son: Obliges a little too quickly!

16/04/2024

Beloved Son: Monday - I'll call you in 13 minutes
Me: it's Wednesday now...🙄

07/03/2024

Beloved Son: (now 22yrs) I keep getting these messages, and this one was the last straw!

Wants to know if he's gone too far?

12/12/2023

Off to rAd s for Christmas. Finally hear from Beloved Son 😍 He hasn't forgotten I'm coming 😂

04/12/2023

Beloved Grandson (age 18): doesn't get the 🥕

Now sees endless opportunities 😜

16/11/2023

Beloved Son: Finding his inner child ❤️

One day I found a well
But I simply couldn’t tell
If it were made of stone or wood
So I figured that I should
Give it a proper look
So I found a little nook
Bout 2 or 3 foot wide
By the conker tree, on the northeast side

Peeping through the leap-long grass
And giving the well a second pass
A little man sprung out
And exclaiming with a shout
“What’s this all about?”

His eyes began to scan
And without a second plan
My nerves had all turned stiff
The little man took a great big whiff
He had found my hidden abode

But as he made a quick approach
Something appeared to be
The little man was me!
‘Cept he stood approximately 3 foot 3
He approached me with swift glee
For he knew that it was me (or he)

With tears streaming down his face
He uttered but a single phrase
“I’ve been down there for so long,
I thought that you had gone.
I hoped you would have more haste”

And with nothing else in place
The was a warm embrace.
That was the day, it seems
I had found my mini-me.

13/04/2023

Mum: please give me half an hour to finish this work, then I'll be able to give you my full attention.
Beloved Son: Do you want the door shut?
Mum: No, leave it open please
Beloved Son: I'll close it, otherwise I'll be tempted to come in and talk
Mum: OMG! You can't help yourself can you? You'll be in my face even when I'm dead!
Beloved Son: Yeah, and it will probably be annoying, especially for people at your funeral

Mum: Shuts door

24/02/2023

Going bowling 🎳 with Beloved Son who lives directly behind Kingpin Bowling Norwood we're here waiting... So I message and ask how far away he is...

Perhaps I should have asked how much longer he'll be 😜

06/10/2022

Sitting on the bench?? Who us? 😉
Teaching my Grandies rebellion 😳🤪

17/09/2022

Beloved Granddaughter - Miss 4: wanted to make the picture on the cornflakes box for breakkie ❤️

17/08/2022

On a whale-watching visit to Stradbroke Island...

Me: wouldn't it be nice to be tucked away at the bottom of an island to live...
Beloved Son: What?? Isn't what what you do already?
Me: oh, yeah lol

09/08/2022

Pulling up on front of place...

Beloved Granddaughter (Miss 4): it's a good thing Niges house is different from so the others.
Mumma: Why's that?
Beloved Granddaughter: so we know it's the right house to go to. If they were all the same, we wouldn't know 😳

17/07/2022

Beloved Granddaughter, Miss 4: Mumma, if you're going home, you can leave, if you're going to Niges, you're going to have to 'tie the winnow'.
Mumma: you know I love you but I really have no idea what you're trying to say...
Beloved Daughter: I think she's saying 'tell a riddle'
Mumma: 😳

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My 3 year old Beloved Grandson wants a brand new Mum for Christmas, is it because she's been ill and he wants her better, or because he really has broken his Mum 😂 #grandkidsarethebest #brandnewmum #christmasgifts #christmasgiftsforkids

Beloved Grandson. Much like his uncle, Beloved Son at the same age 🤩🥰

'Be My Guest' with Mark Holden

Welcome to ‘Be My Guest’ this is the place where we gather to meet new and interesting people, find out how we can do things just a little differently and be just a bit creative to offer a different perspective on life. Todays guest is none other than the Carnation Kid, Mark Holden. Many will know Mark as the 'Touchdown' guy from Australian Idol. I asked Mark what entertainers did to entertain themselves during this lockdown. Join us to find out what he says ✨ Please be on MyTimetv.Live to chat with Mark in real time: https://www.facebook.com/MyTimetv.live/videos/1482204948615921/ See you there! @Adaire Palmer

Beloved Son @Cranker Comedy Club

Beloved Son: First impromptu standup gig. No prep! Cranker Comedy #hesanatural #proudmumma #18today

Mumma: note to self...NEVER buy your Grandie the slime game...

Beloved Son: 17 years

Beloved Son: plays in the holidayz

Staying at Mums to help For a while... Txt Beloved Son... Mum: how's it going? Beloved Son: I haven't burnt the house down yet Mum Mum: not like Val upstairs here...

Mum: please turn the light off and shut the door Beloved Son: I haven't finished annoying you

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