GK Danes

11/08/2024

To all GK Danes friends, family and followers, please be aware that a person (Lindsey Ann) has been attaching a link to another Dane site to people'scomment on our posts. Not sure if it's a legit site or she's trying to hack people's accounts. Just know that GK Danes does not approve of this tactic by anyone. Please be very careful and report her if she adds a link to your comments. Also, be aware that if you click her link, you may be hacked. Enjoy the puppy photo updates and have a wonderful day!

11/08/2024

Well as promised, a sneak preview of the newborns. More individual pics coming. Mama Bizzy is exhausted but she loves her babies. ♥️♥️♥️

09/08/2024

At 5:43am we saw our first puppy. We are currently at 8 total pups, all blue (possibly brindle in the mix). The first 7 were males and the 8th is a female which is spoken for.

All AKC pups. Pictures coming when they all arrive.

07/08/2024

Well today is day 63 of Bizzy's pregnancy. Expecting to come home to puppies today. Stay tuned.

03/08/2024

Well just when we thought we would retire from breeding our little Bizzy girl got tied up with Sterling and is expecting any day now. Not sure how many she will produce with a new male, but Blaze and her put out 10 the first litter and 12 the second litter. Sterling is from our 2nd litter of Bella and Blaze and is blue with white markings. I'm hoping that the 2 blues (Bizzy and Sterling) put out a few blue pups and maybe some blue harlequins or merles. Will know more in a few days so be on the look out for upcoming puppy photos.

18/09/2022

The boys get along pretty good. Archer (the brindle) is still looking for a new home. Message me if you'd like details on adopting this sweet guy.

08/09/2022

So my wonderful husband says I should attend my 40th class reunion in Las Vegas. Trying to find flight, car & hotel accommodations is proving futile! Costs are terrible! Hotels are running a few hundred a night and flights are about the same. Looking at well over $1000 for both plus a car rental. Anyone got hotel connections in Vegas towards the west side?

26/07/2022

Good morning! Love these colors in the sky this morning! ❤️ God's blessings on another day! 🙏

12/06/2022

This handsome boy will be up for re-homing if he meets criteria. Archer cannot be homed with other dogs at this time. If you are considering a Great Dane, I hear he's Excellent with kids and chickens. Will have more information later in the week.

27/04/2022

The indoor / outdoor kennels are done. These spoiled kids have infloor heat, windows and a 15' run. Mama has also taken to cooking for them. How ruff it is. 😁🐕 Just a few more cosmetic fixes and they'll be perfect. So happy with the way they turned out.

30/01/2022

Mia found her forever home and we couldn't be happier for her. ❤❤❤

24/01/2022

This lovely lady, Mia, is available again. AKC and loves attention. We thought she had a home at 4 months, but has not been picked up & is now almost 8 months.

30/11/2021

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Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Great Dane dog. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Dane comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Dane ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Psycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Psycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Psycho mode in regards to there being none. Should your Dane suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Dane to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Dane comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare!
Leave it
OMFG
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the Dane zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Dane is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do. Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Dane. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

08/11/2021

I have someone who is looking to sell a couple of XXL Crates as their 2 Danes no longer need them. They are asking $75 each for them and paid almost $200 per crate. Perfect for anyone looking. PM me if interested.

31/10/2021

Only 1 fur baby left... her name is Tia...

27/10/2021

17/10/2021

Here's Mia and Tia and they are still waiting for someone to come and take them to their fur ever home!!!

27/09/2021

Ok we only have 2 females left Mia and Tia they are patiently waiting for their fur ever!!!

26/09/2021

Doc came to visit us today... And River is going home with them...

21/09/2021

Only 4 left

21/09/2021

Only 3 fawns and 1 blue left

03/09/2021

We have 4 fawns left!! 2 males and 2 females. Please contact us if you’re interested in one of these beautiful fur babies. They will be 12 weeks old tomorrow....

03/09/2021

Doc is on his way to Nebraska... thanks Virgal and Bobbi.

31/08/2021

Only 5 pups left !!!

21/08/2021

Look! It’s a GK Danes puppy! www.GKDanes.com

9-week-old Great Dane puppy Kingston showed us that he can already touch his nose with his tongue! 😛🐾 Something we've yet to achieve... 😆 We can't wait to see this cutie again soon! 💚

21/08/2021

2 Fawn females, 2 fawn males and 1 brindle male! Call Gerard 608.535.2590 or email [email protected]

28/07/2021

Here’s the crew! Kingston is the only one spoken for.

28/07/2021

The pups are about ready for homes!

19/07/2021

They’re getting bigger. Plenty left.. www.gkdanes.com

09/07/2021

Sweet little ones all tuckered out after a fun night outside. www.gkdanes.com