Molly Lacelle

16/12/2024

Start the week off with a chuckle! 😹

04/11/2024

”A couple of weeks ago the wife and I were standing in line at a Sun City Arby's for a quick bite. The line was eight deep when I noticed a old man with the name "Marines" on the back of his baseball cap. He and his "wife" were searching their pockets for change, having decided on getting the $6.00 Special of two fish sandwiches. As they stepped up to place their order, the old man his shaking hands holding little more than $6.00 in change.

I excused myself in front of the waiting customers ahead of me to get to the counter. I heard several folks grumble about me cutting in front of them as I made my way to the cashier, but my wife, who had stayed in place, quietly said, just watch. The old man had placed his order of the fish sandwiches and for two water cups. He put his change on the counter and was about to push it to the cashier, when I put my hand on his shoulder and said "Semper Fi Marine", Thank You For Your Service this is on me.

I gave the cashier a twenty dollar bill, and said let's start over. Immediately turning to look me in the eye, he responded with "Do or Die"! I helped him finish his order with milkshakes, fries, and a couple of turnovers for dessert. Both had teary eyes as they made their way to a table, and surprisingly so did most of the people I'd cut in front of getting to the counter. Except for the two big bikers who were directly in front of us.

They claimed it was allergies that made their eyes leak. We finally received our order and headed to the dining area where we saw that the old couple had made room for us at their table. What had started out as a quick evening meal, ended up being an hour and a half long dinner engagement. I learned that he had slugged it out on both Saipan and later on Iwo Jima as a 19 year old, with Purple Hearts from both actions. For me, some days just don't get better than this.”

Credit: Reddit / DevilDog1966

28/10/2024

Oh my ok I need to get this out. I rescued a rescued a guinea pig around a year ago actually got shafted into thinking the owner was going to help out with cost of but.. Long story short I am stuck with her and mine (mine is by choice). Now I am stuck with an extra expense I cannot afford cause as you all know I have Molly and she comes first no matter what! I know some of you might be thinking why did you get another knowing..You see thats just it I did not know she owner was going to not help out with the expense and believe you me I tried to rehome her (the extra guinea pig). So if any one in Sudbury, Ontario has any hay please any little bit helps just to get us by till Thursday let me know. thank you so much for reading my rant and anything else.

21/10/2024

02/08/2024

The rosemary tea mixture is a must try. As for the flea bath Molly is good. On the other hand its a contender for a nice bath. Stayed tuned for up dates...

09/06/2024

03/01/2024

Make it simple and effective
Unlimited hay and water
Daily
1/8 cup pellets (vitamin c fortified)
3/4 cup of greens ("spring mix" is great for daily and Walmart sells tubs of it fairly cheap. Little or no spinach is best. Put a paper towel inside on top to keep fresh longer)
Thumb sized mini sweet pepper slice
We do pellets before bed so they have a snack over night while they're not getting any veg or treats.
3-4 times a week
1 of the following 3-4 blueberries, 1-2 blackberries, a carrot chunk or strawberry with top left on
Once a week
anything you have researched and feel it's a good safe option. Stay away from anything that causes bloat. No sense of chancing it if you ask me. High sugar and high calcium produce should be kept to a minimum. When in doubt a thumb sized portion is best.
We used to go crazy with variety which was not only expensive but we would end up with waste, uncomfortable guinea pigs and sometimes abnormal looking poo nuggets.
This diet is very simple yet high in needed nutrients and vitamins. Also low risk of digestive issues like bloat. Wash the berries as needed and they last a while in the fridge.

02/01/2024

Remember this for 2024: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

This is great!!!
Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me.
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And friends who care.🤣🤣
Credits Goes to the respective Author

26/12/2023

December 18, 2019 ·
Grin...
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Vi**ra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills....
The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10. a pill," answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning,
I'll put the money under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow.
He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110.
"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"