North Carolina Mini Dachshunds

19/06/2024

04/06/2024

God, I will try to uphold the Twelve Commandments:

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of
saying 'hello, I'm so happy to meet you!'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater and mud out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he
makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my go**ds back?

FROM: THE DOG

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28/05/2024

I don't believe it's in their vocabulary...

05/04/2024

Our last baby went home yesterday to an awesome family where I know she'll receive bushels of snuggles, hugs and love. They've named her Mocha.

03/04/2024

🤣🤣🤣 Yup!!!

30/03/2024

Almost four years ago Jasper left here and went to his forever home. Today he came to pick up his little brother.

18/03/2024

Happy puppies make happy people.

11/03/2024

We think we is so adorable!

08/03/2024

Meet Lulu JuneBug! This adorable little cutie just had her first car trip and is in love with her big sister.

05/03/2024

The only good thing about seeing these babies leave the nest is knowing they're going on to an awesome life.

28/02/2024

Two totally different puppies. The little brown girl is a snuggly, energetic handful. I think our blue girl is part cat. She's playful and very independent.

14/02/2024

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14/01/2024

How in the world could you ever say no?

06/01/2024

❤️❤️❤️

30/12/2023

For all the awesome dogs out there...

26/12/2023

Vanilla hopes everyone had a very merry Christmas!

25/12/2023

Wishing all of you the merriest of holidays! And there is no such thing as a naughty dachshund.

09/11/2023

Vanilla prefers the carpet to a back scratcher any day.

01/11/2023

When things have been too quiet...

21/10/2023

Especially when they're dachshunds!