22/07/2022
Bossy died earlier today. I knew it was coming, but I’m still a wreck.
She was the last of the original crew, my 3 “Golden Girls” from 2012. She was the most charming chicken of our flock. She was the first to lay an egg, the first to molt, and the first in pretty much everything except dying.
She had the sweetest voice of any chicken I’ve ever met. She used it to her advantage too; she would beg for treats on a regular basis and I almost always gave in. She loved mealworms, and people food, and anything else you’d present to her. She was game to try pretty much anything I offered up to her, from noodles to little dried fish and strange exotic fruit.
Bossy was, by far, the gentlest of my chickens. She was the only one I knew for sure that I could trust around little kids, and she was very deliberate in how she would take treats so as not to peck your fingers. There were two exceptions to this: 1.) when she pecked an earring I had on and almost ripped it out of my ear and 2.) her obsession with a mole I have on my arm, which she would mercilessly peck if she got close to it.
She loved being around people, and was incredibly social. However, she would just kind of collapse and slink away if you tried to pet her; I’m positive this is because she didn’t want anyone to mess up her pretty feathers.
Bossy was the only chicken who seemed to know how to pose for the camera, and she was a total camera hog for it. If I pulled out my camera, she came running right to it. She was featured in a Freep article, and was a model chicken in the Tractor Supply magazine.
She absolutely knew she was pretty, and took great care to maintain her feathers and beak. She was easy to identify, as she was the lightest and littlest; what she lacked in size she made up for in moxie.
Bossy was delicate, and prone to injury and issues. She once broke her beak, tore off a toenail, got bumblefoot a few times, and occasionally had to get a nice long soak in the tub when she’d get a yeast infection.
Bossy was perpetually curious and bold, always the first to come out of the coop and investigate. She was the first to walk in snow, and first in line to investigate anything new in the yard. She approached our dogs like she knew they were friends, and was nonchalant about new animals in the yard. She was always the first to try to ‘make friends’. That said, she was happy to throw down if friendship wasn’t on the menu.
She was the perfect ‘yard bird’. If you were doing something in the yard or garden, Bossy had to be front and center supervising and helping. Any time I had to dig a hole or w**d, Bossy made sure to get involved, usually scratching at the dirt or beaking it like she was helping the project along. She would even sneak under me when I was squatting to w**d, just so she could get a prime spot to get in on the action.
Bossy reluctantly took up the leadership position after Dumptruck’s death earlier this year. She was fair and equitable, even if it was obvious she wasn’t very interested in it. I think she had seen so much at this stage in life that she really couldn’t be bothered by petty flock dynamics, and was happier just ambling around looking for fun.
She lived an exceptional 10 years. I just wish we could have had 10 more.