I came from L.A. where I was homeless. This sucked because I am very furry and stupid, and it's horrible even for humans to be homeless in L.A. let alone something with 1/4000th their brain power. Then I got adopted and moved to Oregon, but the nice lady who adopted me was aghast to discover that I am extremely mean and vicious towards other cats, probably due to some trust issues from having been
homeless (or, as my new dad likes to say, "semi-homed") so then I had to be adopted again. Now I live in Eugene, Oregon with my awesome human friends Elizabeth and Brian. I stay inside because I'm too stupid and clumsy to be allowed into the busy street out front, and also because of my rage towards all other kitties. :( Sorry other kitties! I want to be friends but I am kind of an as***le, I can't help it.
