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07/11/2024

i realise i have not entertained my fans for many months . i am 11 now and am so busy chasing mice at dusk and being lazy all day sleeping on a variety of beds and cushions ,chairs and sofas -including honey dogs bed .
my true human owner -samuel who used to be the small one has grown tall and gone away and left me !! i have not seen him for about 5 weeks and miss him deeply . he too has gone to a place called university just as danny and joshua did years ago . i miss him so .. i am left here with 2 of my humans and the revolting dog !!
i refuse to drink water these days only cat milk for me .even if i am thirsty and no milk is available .

18/06/2024

i have been too weak to write my blog but now i am back !!! i went off my food and eventually my humans took me to the vets where i was told i had 2 fractured teeth and other rotting ones .obviously thats why i did not want my food !!
i had to have an operation and came out with many missing teeth . its so much harder to hunt now but much easier to eat catfood .i shouldn,t of crunched up all those mouse skulls , but possibly it was a rabbit skull that broke my teeth !!
anyway i am eating ravenously and laughing at Honey and her new vile diet trial food .
i can tell you why she has bad dodgey guts - because she,s eating all the mice i kill .!!

11/01/2024

hello fans of me !! meow
OVER THE HUMANS CHRISTMAS TIME i was given some turkey - it was tough and chewy -i shunned it - not eating that - wheres the chicken ??
i was given some new ping pong balls as a gift . i was thrilled , Honey had crushed and chewed all of my old ones!
silly dog ,.

29/08/2023

i have had an insufferable summer!i have been abandoned three times !!on one occasion i was left to guard the house and fed by a random stranger. this i preferred to being imprisoned in a cattery .
the first time i was put in my ususal luxury countryside cattery which was just about tolerable.The second time i was taken along with honey to a kennels/ cattery. because annoying Honey had to go there too, so did i .We were however not put in the same pen which i must admit might have been comforting.(WE SOMETIMES SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM AT HOME ) whoops caplocks !! i must file my claws down on my scatch post so i am more nibble on the keypad !! anyway i spent 3 days terrified with dogs barking near me ! ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE !!
I AM SO GLAD TO BE HOME NOW-getting lots of cuddles and cat milk and food that i like to waste -let it go dry -that annoys the humans !!

18/06/2023

i am very hot. being black in the sun is exhausting .
honey continues to take my humans time and zap their energy with her illness and steriod induced behaviour .
last week many people came to my lounge and played musical instruments with ant man .he is in a band and they were rehearsing .it was.a lady's birthday. she blows the stick to make music , and as i lay in the garden i heard my female human say " make sure Honey does not still those cakes" . so i went into the lounge to investigate- of course i assumed one of the buns was for me and proceeded to attempt a bun steeling operation infront of the band whilst they played their merry music .
but i failed - i was most dissappointed - the musicians intervened and removed the plate of buns .

06/05/2023

meow cat woes. so much to tell you . - my wonderful joshua went far away to live in london-apparently the streets there are pathed with gold and it is wise to take a cat with you -but he left me here !! he did return weeks later for a visit - i was elated but tried not to show it -of course .
HONEY has been gravely ill- she dissappeared for 6 days -i thought she had gone forever- at first i relished her absence. i slept in her giant bed and reclaimed my sofa. The humans had worried faces and spoke of the vets hospital !!. Horror - would i be sent there next !!! ??
then i started to miss honey's smiley face and doggy stench. Thankfully SHE has returned and although she is still not her bouncy self she is back to steeling my food and sniffing my bottom !!

honey continues to hog my sofa and cover it in her foul stench and hairs . here i await my turn to stretch on MY sofa !!...
06/01/2023

honey continues to hog my sofa and cover it in her foul stench and hairs . here i await my turn to stretch on MY sofa !!!

18/09/2022

I slept in Honey,s new bed yesterday- it,s very comfy . when i woke up i sneezed in it several times . HONEY has not slept in it at all yet - still chooses my old sofa to slumber on .and has shunned her first small puppy bed .
ah ha apparently Honey ate/ swallowed a dead mouse today - i had left it's co**se in my garden after last nights hunt! i heard my female human screeching " leave it !!!!" but to no avail ..,.

06/09/2022

Many many humans have come to my house to meet Honey,WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE COME TO WORSHIP ME !!!
Honey is rather smelly so i am certain her popularity will fade soon.. However i am warming to her somewhat . i have sniffed her nose twice now to say"hello" . AND i have accepted that i must share my home , my garden and my family with her .
more news - i was attacked by a bee !! it flew into my furry chest ! i ran home bringing it with me !! ahhhhmeow,

10/08/2022

odd there seemed to be a long absence between my last two posts -and yet i did indeed write one back in late spring- it said I HAVE STOPPED SPINNING !! GREAT CAT NEWS !!
HOWEVER MY RAZOR SHARP CLAW MUST HAVE FAILED ME -I MUST HAVE PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON and did not send my news out to my fans after all !!
cats and computers are not meant to mix clearly ! And nor i believe are cats and puppies ... apparently HONEY is a puppy a baby dog -errr how revolting !! the vile creature keeps urinating and pooing in my garden and today she stole my best shady spot under my favourite bush .how rude of her ,.i am not pleased at all ,

05/08/2022

so much to tell -MEOW!!after experiencing a cat bite on my tail which caused an abcess -ouch !! and ataxia and being put on steriods and antibiotics and then going into the dreaded cattery whilst my family went far away i fell ill on my release with potential cat flu . i caused an outbreak in the cattery - i am secretly proud of being patient zero .....ah ha
i was so glad to be home and nursed back to health by my adoring family after more visits to the vets and more medication .
then my female and favourite owner fell ill with covid and she did not want to stroke me incase she infected me !!
but there is more fans -the biggest news of all is -a new creature has come to live with us -she i believe to be a dog but only small. she is named honey .
i was not pleased at all !! i have tolerated her so far , only hissed at her twice and batted her twice - now she knows i rule and this is spooky malcolms kingdom -she avoids me .how much can one cat take !!!!!!

08/02/2022

i continue to spin always to the left . i recently hurt my left leg and spent a week in pain hiding under the beds -but i still could not resist the urge to spin around and so hissed and howled in pain every time!! my family said i was a very foolish cat indeed. i have been back to the vets many times .
my leg is better now after pain meds and rest and i am back on my other medication ....will this be my downfall !!
today i chased a dog out of my garden - it entered through the hole in the fence !! actually i ran away from it,,,and crashed through the cat flap .

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