Bordershow Rockstar 'Rocky' Curtis-Chapman

28/08/2024

Hi peeps !! …. It’s me Rocky!
Sorry I’ve not posted for a while, but I’ve been very bizzie ??
Lots going on here at the pharm !
The most recent happnang came when Mum got back from another trip to Inglund !! .. I think that’s the spelllink
Anyway she told me she tripped over the bed, but I think she had too many grape juices !! Woof Woof !!
Anyway she hurt her knee pretty bad. Dad is always taking somewhere to have it fixed … I told her to chase the balls .. that always fixes my sore leg.
Dad seems to have found some bloke that needs help with things so right now he is busier than a Border Collie with 30 tennis balls.
Talk again . I’ll try not to be so long

09/11/2023

Geez .. I’s bin chasin balls that Dads bin throwin’ and as a Con-see-kwence …. I’s knackered!
Now remember .. in January I turn 12 and Dad knows I need to slow down but I just can’t help meeself … I love running .. although in my younger daze I’d run about 12 Laps .. now I’m knackered after 3!
Walking with Mum in the morning does slow me down a little bit.
Sorry Peeps … no news from the Hession Hilton although Dad says we are getting hounded by Really State Agunts …. WTF are they ??
If’n some other Peeps take my home .. I need somewhere that makes me Happy … Dad Says that is guaranteed … hope so !!
Bye Frenz
Rocky … Bordershow Rockstar

12/10/2023

PEEPS !!....I'm sorry for being missing for such a long time .... Puppies of my vintage are very busy !!
Dad has had me chasing balls and Mum has had me walking with her....AND we haven't found the NARK ... (that's what Dad said he/she was .. but all I can say is ... what's a Nark ... a Shark with no Neeth !!....He He .. Puppy Joke)
Anyway, we's gettin' ready to vote .... YEP, ME ... I'm voting in the ........ Ref ah end dumb !!..... stoopid dang thing, but I's gotta go and put my Paw on the page and say (i'm not tellin' ya) ... cos Dad said so !!..... and I do what Dad says ... the last thing I want is cranky ratbags yelling at me ... Dad sharpened my teeth .. watch out youze !! ... He He
Here is Bordershow Rockstar .. your Champion .. ROCKY !

18/07/2023

This FaRceBook thingy that Dad complains about is a real pain in the BUTT !!....
Dad and I just tpyed a long message and the stoopid thing didn't put it where it shoulda bin put !!
SO, let's try again............Dad said it's too hard !!

Rockstar loves yuz all .... but some low life RAT in our street has complained about me walking with Mum ... Now you might be saying what's so weird about that ?.... well they apparently rang the Cownsill and complained about me running onto their property and harassing their dogs !!!!!!!!!!! ..... (wow .. what are those thingys Dad?)
Anyway, some Cownsill bloke rang Dad directly and 'was a pain in the butt' Dad said .... Dad was beginning to 'arc up' when he gave the phone to MUM ... lucky for that Cownsill dope eh ??.. it's a long story so I'll keep you updated when we know more .... OH .. yeah .. the other news .... Dad said it seems as though somebody cut the water line to the 6 properties allowed to have that from the Water Mob .... Why would they do that?? .. Stoopid Peeps

24/04/2023

PEEPS !!! .... sorry for not typin' at ya for such a long time but this Pup has been dang busy ... not just chasin' balls, but REALLY dang busy !! ... Dad told me that Mum has this idea of selling the homey thing and then we all go searching for some other place for us to live !! ... well you see I don't unnerstan what that means...!! ... I's bin living here since I was 11 weeks old and now I is 11 years old....I think ... Dad says I is, but he tells fibs sometimes.
Anyways we's bin drivin' 'round lookin' at other homey things but from what I've seen so far, the playground appears a little too small!
Dad says he's getting sick of mowing acres and acres, but I don't know what he means ... he just gets on that little green tractor thingy and makes a lot of noise and then goes to sleep .. what's wrong with that ?? ... Anyway Dad told me that he'll make sure I get a good playground ... and he gets less lawn to mow!
Dad said they also looked at some places in Kuran Jing ... where TF is that ??

23/01/2023

OK… OK …. Sheesh Frenz … can’t a Pup have Janu-airee off ?? …
Well what have I bin doin ? …
Mum, Dad and I jumped in the car on Boxers Day ( I call it Borders Day) and druved to my Families home at Tenterfield … the home of the Barkingest Borders in the whole wide world .. or biggerer .. Well we’s stayed there for about a week .. Aunty Manda cooked everything until there was nothing left …. And then we went to town and bought some more … I had lotsa Chrissy treats and yummy leftovers ….
GranMa Bon and GranDad Ian gave me lotsa pats .. and we even stuck up the new Letterboxy thing that Dad built .. looks like a dog kennel only smaller .. well to be honest, one of them cranky Jack Arseholes could fit in it … is that the right name ??
After a few days, Mum and Dad decided we’d been there long enuff, so we came home, but they forgot my Bed … when we got home I had to sleep on the red I***n Carpet in the loungey room …
Aunty Manda Posteddd my bed home and when it arrived, Dad and I collected it from the Postal place and it was in a bag with another Doggo on the stampy things …. I’m not sensitiff, but Sheesh .. why weren’t they Border Stampy things ??
…. And THEN … when we opened the bag, I could smell that a Puddah had bin sleeping on it …. YUK … Puddah !! … I don’t mind em, but they smell!!
Dad washed it adding a dash of Rocky smell and now it’s as good as new … Thanks Dad.
See you Frenz
Rockstar

25/12/2022

Merry Crimble Frenz …. It’s really just another day to us Pups but we gets lotsa treats … so far I’ve had some roast porky stuff for brekky and some other hammy stuff … Mum and Dad gave me a big bag of chewy strappy things … Dad said I’d hAve to wait as I’ve had too much to eat already … Uncle Pete is coming here for lunch and bringing my distant Cuz, Chloey … she’s Eye-taleeun … is that right ?? … Have a great day Peeps !

15/11/2022

Hi Frenz … I’m sorry i haven’t been chatting but .. you see .. mums been away heaps .. visiting Aunty Wendy and uncle Davo in Inglund, then with a bunch’a other Peeps to Inja … so you see Dad and I have been busy … HEY …. did you see that I won the BESTEST Border Collie Champeenship … YUP …. There were 18,0000000000 other entrants …. TRUE … !! … I must have been Tops EH !! … Nighto Frenz

05/08/2022

Hi Peeps .. I don’t really know what a Peep is but Dad said that’s what youse guys are .. go figure !!
Well here we are .. Mums away again .. this time she’s gone for 38 days … she told dad one month, but we all know mum fudges the story .. or at least that’s what Dad said it was !!
Dad is filling in on the morning walks even though I know he doesn’t like ‘em too much….yesterday we met Danny and walked the whole road … Dad said we weren’t doing that again. That’s OK with me ’cos I don’t like the rotten dogs that live halfway .. After all, the less walking, the more ball chasing and I love that!
Mums been touring Frank .. er um .. Frantz … bu**er .. that place where Frogs come from .. She’s been there with Grand Aunty Wendy and some bloke called Davo .. !!
She’s had lotsa good places to stay in Frantz and even got lost in a Maze .. is that right, Maze … ?? ..
Anyway, Dad and I are keeping each other company.
Bye ‘Peeps’
Rockstar

20/05/2022

Strewth ... How can a Pup have some quiet time when FaRceBook keeps telling him to update the webby thingy .. !!
Oh well, alright Peoples ...
Since I last typed at Ya, Dad and I have had heaps of fun....Dad has to buy some new balls for throwing as I've worn the current ones out.... With all the rainy stuff, chasing the balls has been a little bit less often as the grass is always wet and after the BIG Rainy stuff, the ground was so soft, I sank up to my belly ..... well maybe not that far...but is is soft !! ... Mum just got back from two weeks in INJA !! ... never can figure that one out, but she's always talking 'bout it ... she says it a nice place, but I don't wanna go there ... Cows all over the place, so I'd be too tired all the time from rounding them up. Dad and I went to the new Puppy (and puddah) shop to buy a new Bed for me ... When we went inside the shop, 'cos Pups are allowed in the Pup Store, I could smell some Porky stuff and when I found 'em, I almost grabbed a bag .. but... Dad stopped me just in time....bu**er .... but he bought me a treat anyway....I Love my new bed....big and fluffy with high sides to hide behind ... Going now! ... See ya. Rockstar.

14/02/2022

14/02/2022

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14/02/2022

HERE I am Peeps !! .. The ROCKSTAR !!
OK, so with the Chinee Bug, we've been a bit quiet .. By quiet I mean we haven't been going TOO far !
For instance, last week we went to Bunnings ... again ... I like Bunnings 'cos I get to have a sleep in the car whilst Dad (and sometimes Mum) goes shopping. BUT ... here's the funny thing ... when Dad goes to Bunnings, he's back to the car in 5 minutes....MUM ... well i get a good little Nap.....and she comes back with stuff she wants to return the next day .. after 30 minutes .... Mums' are funny people !!...anyway, Dad was throwing balls for me the other day and I'm beginning to realize that I'm not as young as I used to be .. actually turned 10 on January 24.... so instead of my usual 10-12 laps chasing the balls, I'm down to about 5 or 6 ... Dad says that's good 'cos he's starting to slow down too !! ....
The funny thing about being a Pup of the Border variety, you have this incredible need to round up stuff ... our new Baby, Shyam (C**t to Krishna) needs training and every opportunity I have, I give him a lesson in being a Pony ... He's not listening but I'll get through to him ... Here are some Pics from Dads' cam thingy...
Ah ER ah ... Dad just said that this idiot thing, FaRceBook won't let him put Pics in .... must be because ZuckerDuck lost GuZillions when he was trying to change the thing....I sent him a PuupyMail and said... If it ain't broke, leave it alone ya Dumb S**t !! ... well that's what Dad said to say ... I don't swear .... Dad will attach the Pics later ... if he can he said !!
BYE
Rockstar