It has the juice..... 🌽🌽🌽
❤️ Gus Gus
Enjoy today's instalment of WWE -- cat chronicles lol
As you can see, Jasmine does not lower herself to the boys level.
The boys were wrestling to see which of them would sell our final FIFTEEN raffle tickets. We're so closeto drawing it!!!
❤️ Mumma Doom
The cucumber saga continues....
Found its remains in the office when Gus Gus started munching on it again.
I guess it's good he's getting in his greens?!
He's a weird little guy.
❤️ Mumma Doom
Purchased a cucumber for my salad.
Needless to say, I have no idea where Gus Gus' cucumber is now.
Somewhere in the house.
Maybe in the garage.
Last seen in the office prior to disappearing. Which was AFTER this footage.
And no. I don't store my cucumbers on the floor of the spare room 🤦♀️
❤️ Mumma Doom
Someone please tell my Mumma that me chewing on a banana peel that I dragged off the desk, is NOT WEIRD.
I needed more potassium in my diet. She needs to stop judging me!!
Also. Plz give monies. We has 22 raffle tickets left and Mumma wants to send the goodies ASAP.
❤️ Gus Gus
This looks like betrayal.
Treason of the highest order!!!
We yells at the birdies to go away, and Mumma goes to Nanny and Poppy's and BETRAYS US!!
🤬 Figgy, Gus Gus & Jasmine
Happy Pride Month!! 🏳️🌈🌈
These boys have been in love with each other since the second they met. They cuddle. They nap together. They groom each other.
I'd dress them in rainbows, but they draw the line at wearing clothes 🤣🤣
❤️ Mumma Doom
Someone is a daddy's girl ❤️❤️
BF: why does he insist on irritating her til she snaps?!
Me: aahhhh. You missed out on growing up with a sibling (his sister is 15 yrs younger). There’s nothing quite like that internal joy of pushing their buttons consistently, over the day, until they snap. It’s immensely satisfying.
BF: um. Ok. Yeah I didn’t get that.
Me: you need to be lightly bullied by a sibling during childhood in order to really get it. It builds character.
BF: 😳😳😳
❤️ Mumma Doom
Since we adopted Jazzy, we now have an extra water bowl in our ensuite and also a bowl of dry food.
Their regular bowls and water are up in the laundry (I say “up” but it’s more split level than 2 storey).
This dry food is not their regular brand.
They have access to dry food at all times.
Regardless of how full the upstairs bowl is, Gus Gus will wait for this one to be repeatedly refilled and then he’ll inhale it 🤣🤣
But of course, the upstairs brand is the one I’ve got multiple bags of because that was their f**ken preferred flavour 🤦🏼♀️
❤️ Mumma Doom
Mumma said “don’t touch that I’m making a pie”.
So I made her give me my OWN sheet of shortcrust pastry 🤤🤤
❤️ Gus Gus
Mumma wasn’t putting the prawns in our bowls fast enough, so I saved her some time and went straight to the chopping board.
See how helpful I am!!
❤️ Gus Gus
It’s been said before; but I’m a witch cat.
Obviously.
So I come alive at midnight.
Why am I excited?!
A bobby pin!!!
❤️ Jasmine
Her harness / collar / lead arrived!!
Pink princesses of course. She’s wearing Figgy’s collar atm until I get her an AirTag of her own.
Can confirm she became a small wolverine when I put the harness on — it was a team effort lol — and she’s not pleased I’m leaving it on her so she can start to get used to it lol.
She’s definitely coming out of her shell faster than I expected!
And everyone is obsessed with her. The boys are DESPERATE for her to play with them.
❤️ Mumma Doom
Don’t pat / brush me.
Also don’t NOT pat / brush me.
❤️ Jazzy
I don’t know what to tell you about this guy….
He has a million toys. He doesn’t NEED stolen bell peppers.
❤️ Mumma Doom
**Flashback**
Froggle zoomies!
Surprisingly he hasn’t lost any limbs…..yet 🤣
❤️ Dusty
I haven’t seen my pawrents ALL YEAR.
I’ve been with Aunty Mel for eleventy billion days.
BUT there’s doggo bones at Aunty Mel’s house. AND bush walks. AND lots of new smells. AND cats to watch.
So. Basically there’s no point in my pawrents coming back.
The state of Victoria can keep them.
❤️ Dusty
Today I’m living my best life. Eating tiger prawns faster than Mumma can peel them.
Work faster peasant!!!!
❤️ Figgy
BF was making friends with the locals….
Clearly he wasn’t sharing cake fast enough for their liking though.
❤️ Mumma Doom
