Having bored you all silly with the woeful tale of my separation from Magster because I actually dared to go on holiday, I thought it was only fair that I should go through it all again with a report of my homecoming! However, in the interests of sparing your sanity, I’ll keep it brief!
So ... The welcome I got when I returned from my assorted adventures was absolutely rapturous (don’t tell her I said that, though – she’s big-headed enough as it is!) even though I know full well that Auntie Shirley had been spoiling her to within an inch of her life. It did, however, boost my flagging spirits no end.
Those of you who followed my assorted mishaps on board ship (and elsewhere) will know that Madge (the scooter…. DO keep up) did NOT behave as impeccably while I was on my travels. You’ll be glad to know I won’t go into the technical details, but although I finally did make it home in more or less one piece, it was only too clear that “SOMETHING NEEDED TO BE DONE.”
Madge has therefore gone to meet her maker (oh ok then, the manufacturers) to try and ascertain what the problem is and why it’s occurring (to quote the 70s vernacular common in TV series like Minder).
However, have you ever tried to explain the inexplicable to your canine companion? No. Thought not. In Magster’s mind, Madge equals walks, so the utter incredulity with which I was greeted when I proceeded to try to cram the wayward wheels back in the box yesterday (visualise a scene from Laurel and Hardy here) in order to go back to the factory was off the scale.
“Mother …… what on earth are you DOING with my only means of exercise?” was writ large, bold and clear on her perplexed face. I tried to explain. I did, honestly.
“Madge is poorly and she has to go to the doctors,” was my lame excuse. (Magster understood every word, obviously.)
As I FINALLY managed to manhandle the ******* (insert expletive of choice) thing into the equally stubborn supplied box (much sweat and
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