The Chronicles of Miss Layla Grace (2026)

28/05/2026

Hullo hullo my besties I have some real exciting news!!!

On SattyDay, my MommyDaddy went to the store and made a Verruh Lorge Purchase and it is JUST FOR ME!!

Uh-parent-lee

I have been Take Up Too Much of The Bed lately.

I don't know what they mean by this because I am just Smol and little and I really do not take up any space at all if u think about it. It is a whole big bed made for a Queen and in fact that is what I am, but I am a smol queen.

So I do not know what all the fuss is about.

Yes I do like to stretch and push Daddy off the bed every two day. And yes I do like to squish Mommy so that she is almost fall off the other side.

But anyway UH-PARENT-LEE it has been doing thing like

1) inty-rupt sleep
2) cause back to hurt
3) make people sleep thru alarm bc wow a dog is laying on the alarm (which dog would do this I do not know)
4) make people cold at nite bc smol dog need all the blankeys and do not share (again I don't know what dog they doin a talk about bc it were not me)

So the answer to all of these problems is,

MommyDaddy bought a new big bed and it is EVEN MORE LORGE than a bed for Queens. It is a bed for King.

Supposub-lee it will have a lot of room and a lorger blankey so that ~~the dog~~ will not hog all the covers? And no one's back will hurt and no one will fall out the bed when I do a big stretch.

Mommy is so excite bout this. She said she and Daddy went to the store and they got to test all the beds out and they chose the best most cosy one. It is to arrive tomorrow and I cannot wait to test it out myselfs.

Anyway I will be shure to report back and let u all know if I like the new bed. I wish I had been allow to go and test out the beds with MommyDaddy, but dogs are not allow there. However, Mommy said she DID ask Mr Phil at the store and he said "all the dogs reported they liked this bed a lot."

I can't wait to get the best snoozles tomorrow!!

20/05/2026

Well my parents did finally come home!! Wow it was late. One plane was late and then the other plane was late and Mommy said they had to fly over a TOR-NADEY which sounds quite Terry-fy. So by the time we got to bed it was almost four in the morning which is almost time for Mommy to get up for the day!

But the portant thing is that they are home and I made shure to make this most sad and Dis-tress face at them so they would know not to leave me again

I said, "Mommy I could have had Five Bronch. Stead I had Lily take the remote from me and make me watch the Q-Vee-See when stead I did want to watch An-teek Road Show."

Mommy said I have to share the TV with my seester, but she do not unstand that Lily have a Shop Obsessy and keep try to buy us brand new pots and pans and gold bars and stylish curtains when IN-STEAD we could buy pots and pans from the olden prairie days at the An-teek Road Show.

Anyway now I am home and have done a demand of extra Attenshuns. I had 17 minit of RolyPolyPotatoTiem in the yard bc it was cloudy and I could not do BakingPotatoTiem.

I was worried that Mommy will leave me again but she showed me the map of the hotels on Route 66 and all of them say "smol cute adorry-bull dogs allow however do not tell ur seester bc we don't got the Q-Vee-See channel." So I do believe her that I am to come along and also Grandma showed me some things on the World Wide Web that we are to visit, so I do believe her also. (It may be Just A Girls Trip but we are hope Daddy can take one day off of work to eat corn dogs with us, please say a smol prayer he can do it)

I do miss my Grandma today tho now that I am back home, and so I think my idea of, Daddy work harder to buy us a bigger house where Grandma and both Auntie Danielles and Auntie Shell can move in with us, is the best idea.

18/05/2026

Dear frens and famlee

I am having Big AHMOSHUNS
My MommyDaddy are... U guesst it.
In the heckin desert.
AGAIN.

Something bout "Mommy try to write her book so she can be a writer for a living and drive me around to book signings."

Which do SOUND nice but why does it take so long???

Anyway. I am at Grandma's house with my seester Lily. We have been try to play and have a nice time but I am just really missing my Mommy for some reason!! More than the usual!!

Tonite is the day they will come home. But since yesterday, the plane they are to take home keeps getting moved around. So we thought they would be home at one time and now we don't even know what time it will be!!

Grandma has been help me use the World Wide Web to look at the plane page and see where the plane is going. I think finally we know when the plane will arrive to pick up my parents.

But now the second plane that is to bring them home has been made to be late! Heckin heck, just when I think I am get my parents back on time, another plane decide to be late.

So I am just to wait. Grandma says maybe I can have a little extra Ice Cweams tonight while we wait. And I know that when they come to pick me up, Daddy will order us a Peetsa to have in bed!

But I feel like I been wait FOREVYYS and I jus want them home rite now. 😞 Heckin heck why my life is so hard.

05/05/2026

Well frens it was a real busy weekend for me. As u may know if u are from "Tha Burgh" (that is Pittsburgh where we live), it was Merrython weekend! This is a big weekend and I had so many aunties and uncles and unties running and cheering, and so I wanted to do a Paw-Tissy-Pate. So I did call up my boyfriend Stelly and I said, "let's to do the Dog Merrython!!"

We thought, what a great idea. Get our fitness in and hang out bc we haven't seent each other in MONTHS. Get to see Auntie also and probly we can find some Floor Frenchys from the food tent after.

So we were real excite. Auntie however did have to bring some new cousins we didn't know yet. That's okay, me and Stelly like everyone! They said they like everyone too so I thought it would be all good.

Well. Stelly and me seent Auntie down the road and our wiggles began. I went rite up to one of the new cousins and was like HI MY NAME IS LAYLA GRACE WE SHARE AN AUNTIE and the next thing I knew, my whole noggin was in the cousins mouth. Oops.

Mommy pulled me back and said "Layla member what we talked bout that not all dogs want to be our frens!" And I DO member that now but I had forgetted it at that moment.

So anyway then all was good. New cousin was like "my bad, did not know u were our new cousin." We did our walkies down to the start of the race. And you know how I always say, when fun thing happen, I never get to be there, always it is Layla Geraldine?

Well heckin heck it did happen again.

It's like as soon as she see grass SHE APPEAR. and so when we went to go check in for the race, she was there and upside down on the immediate. It was real muddy and damp and so in fact Mommy had to drag me backwards upside down to the tent because Geraldine did refuse to walk there bc she wanted to be rollin.

But I did settle down for the start of the race and me and Stelly started out so fast. And then we dilly-dallyed. Oops. There was just a lot to sniff!!

Once we got on the road we did focus better. And in fact the new cousins decided we were their friends and we all got along real well!

They made the race even longer this year I guess bc last year we were so fast and strong they knew we could do more?

So we were out there for a long time being Fit and Strong and Ath-leet-ick. At the end they put a heckin HILL and Mommy who loves to run hills had to coach us and sing the song from Rocky to us so we would be fast.

Everything was so good! We found like one hundred Floor Frenchys to snack on which we needed bc dogs do not get b-nannys at the finish like people.

I was feel so great, have a Best time with my boyfriend and then we were walk to the car and that is when tra-juh-dee did strike.

You see. We were all Friend And Good with the new cousins. And when we went to say goodbye I was like, I will give a gentle kiss like the rich people do in movies.

But that was when I realized: I had Hecked Around. It was not a gentle kiss. Well, *I* did the gentle kiss. But the new cousin did A Poky Bite And A Lorge Growl.

Oh.
Heckin.
No.

I was real brave and I did not say anything to Mommy and did just pretend all was good. But as we walked away and went to visit my Auntie MareMare up the road, it became clear: I had been heckin BITED ON MAH EAR.

Mommy said it is a "hockey in-juh-ree" bc it was bleed real good but I was brave and could have come out on the ice for the third period.

Daddy was so worry bout me, he was pace the floor wait for us to arrive home so he could do my ear an inspekt.

Well. I got like.... Two smol holes. One on one side, one on the other. I was very brave to have it cleant up and meddycin applied to it. And then for two day I have been pout and ask for extra snuggles bc of my Heck Around And Find Out pains.

Today Mommy had to take me to the vet bc my ear was gettin a little crusty. It was very scary but five of my vet team got on the floor to snuggle me while the pro-see-jur was happen so that did help. I had to see a new vet today and I was a little nervous bc he was a boy and I didn't know that boys could be vets bc I have only ever had girl vets. But he was really smart and good and nice so I liked him a lot!! (Even if he did steal a little bit of my ear! I think it was For Science so it is ok. He told Momma that I was the most brave and good girl and everyone wanted to pat me bc I am so perfect.) My vet office is the nicest sweetest people even if I am a DWAMA QUEEN every time I see them.

Now I am all patcht up with meddycin oink-mint to help me heal. And in ten days I will send a foto of my ear so my vet team can be like "WOW what a sell-eh-bruh-tee we have never seen a ear like THIS before."

So I do not think that maybe I should see the new cousins again. Maybe I should just stick to The Boys and my boyfriend Stelly and my cousin Sadie and my seester Lily and perhaps a foster brudder I would like to get someday. I would not like to have any more bits of my ear lost so I must try to be better about gentle goodbyes.

In the meantime I am pretend to be sad 42% of the time to get Extra Attenshuns and one of the meddys I am on require Take With Food so I am getting one whole cookie with that extra.

I am sowwy I have told such a long story but this is the True Life of Miss Layla Grace and Also Layla Geraldine Who Somehow Had All The Fun And Then I Got In The Trubbel

29/04/2026

Hello frens tonite I must tell you a thing that I learnt

If MommyDaddy go away for a hundred years
And leave u home with Grandma and Lily
(When u also like to go away places)
And then they come home
And Daddy forgets to put away his Cajun Ally-gator Stick

Akshully the rules say that now this Stick belong to you.

It is just the rules.

If my parents leave for a Milly-on years
I get Ally-gator Stick

I am not shure why Daddy said "Layla Grace! That is not yours!" Because akshully daddy. It is.

Heckin heck so hard out here to be a Layla!

30/03/2026

Hullo my besties, I am here to tell u that Mommy and me been on an ah-VENCHUR!!

yes that's rite we said BYE DADDY and went off into the world for seven whole days. Wow.

Mommy and my Auntie Aussie Danielle wanted to go to a park in Texas to snuggle wild animals, and Mommy said, "well we can't heckin go without Layla Grace!" So I was placed in the car and off we went!

We did a LOT of driving bc Texas is v far away. We left at nite to start the drive and we went to Cinsy-nattie in the dark. We stayed at Drury Hotel which is my fave bc their beds are the softest. It was v chilly that nite but I knew springtime was on the way.

The next morning we got up and drove to Ken-tuckee. I have been there once before, but this time we got to drive over the whole state! This meant we got to see World's Lorgest Sossidg Roll. However. Mommy placed me next to the roll and she said she think that maybe there is a World's Lorger bc I am just little and it was not much lorger than me.

Also you know what is in Ken-tuckee?? My Auntie Angela!!! Wow I got to meet her in person finally after just hear her voice on the video calls. She is so nice and she loves me. We went to a forest park and met very big trolls! Really I did get to do so much good sniffins at this park and I loved it.

Also someone rolled in leaves when we were there but I don't know who would do it. Funny that my hoody was the one that got all leaf-covered tho. Real mis-teery-us!

We stopped several more places during the drive but Mommy said we were Runnin Late and so bc I am real Slow Poky, I stayed in the car and just did observe from the windows mostly. When we got to Tenny-see I got to get out for a foto bc I had never been there before!!

We did end the nite in Arky-soss. I had also never been there, and neither had Mommy! New state for us both SOWWY DADDY. we gotta come back and bring him I guess next time. But it was dark so no fotos of Arky-soss until tomorrow.

It was a v long drive and it was late so Daddy called a peetsa place for us along the road and placed us an order! Mommy and me pickt it up and got to our hotel and we ate peetsa in bed and watched Bluey and it was a very good day but it was very long.

There was so much to site-see and I can't wait to tell u all about it!

16/03/2026

Hullo everyone

Last week

I had a TRAUMA.

everything has been real bad since then

Finally I am able to tell u bout it.

On Thursday nite, I was having a real regular nite. Mommy got home from work, she and Daddy did a Fitness Walk, and then it was time for my dinner!

Well. After my dinner, I was ready for potty time. The weather has been quite nice so I thought I would have some time for Sprint Around and Rompus and such. But as it turned out, winter had return.

So I was trying to be Real Quick and E-fish-unt with my potty time.

HOWEVER.

for about a year of so we been have this real curious little black and white animal come around the nay-burr-hood. I am never allowed to get close to it but I was not shure why. It is real cute. V smol like the size of a kitty friend. And you all know I love my kitty friends.

We have a fence around the yard so none of the Floor Wildlife can come in (except the fat groundhog bc he has learnt to squeeze in a seekrit place). Sky Wildlife such as birbs and squirrels of course can come in, or Leap Wildlife such as the kitties who live up the road. But Floor Wildlife such as the deers must stay in the front yard.

Well even tho I did think this smol animal was a Floor Wildlife.... And deffy not a fat groundhog.... She finded her way into the backyard.

And here I was, try to be Quick and E-fish-unt with my potty... But here is the friend I have been wanting to meet for all this time!!

So I was like, well I can do a quick visit before I go back in to my warm bed. And that is what I did try to do.

Except that... Turn out this smol animal is NOT a friend she a FART SQUIRREL. well heckin heck no one telled me that!!!

It all did happen so fast and in the dark and I am not really shure bout the events. But one moment I was say hello next minit I could not see and I was v scared and freakin out.

Daddy was at the door and saw me freakin out and called me in. And that is when he knew.

Mommy was in the other room and Daddy shouted FART SQUIRREL SHE GOT HIT WITH THE FART SQUIRREL

I could only open one of my eyeballs so I was blinking and rubbing my noggin on my little bed to try to get the FireFarts out of my eyeball.

It did not work. MommyDaddy swoopt in and put on gloves and flushed my eyeballs with clean water. I did not like this but I will admit it did help. Finally I could see.

So I thought my trubbels were over BUT they had only just begun. I had to have... MANY BAFFS.

Oh I hate the baff. It was late at nite so Mommy had to find a place open to get meddycin and then I was wrapt in a towel and brought to the baffroom and placed in the tub where I had some minits to Do A Re-E-valley-ate of my whole life that bring me to this moment. HECKIN HECK.

it was a v long nite.
I was bathed four time.
I had to have Speshul Soss apply to my face.
Mommy say "Layla why this get in your face so bad??" Well Momma bc my face was the part greeting the fart squirrel DUH.

All the smell came out of me except my face. It on the bridge of my lil nosey and on my cheek. we can't get it out.

I was cold and shivery and I was crying so bad momma thought the nay-burrs would call the police to arrest my parents. But still I was too smelly to go back to real life!!!

Finally Momma came up with the so-loo-shun to wrap me in potty pads and throw blankeys bc those are all things we can wash or throw away. So that is how I slept, a buh-ree-toe of potty pads and blankeys.

We had to sleep with all the windows open and it was so cold and I had many regrets. If not friend, why the fart squirrel is friend-shaped???

Anyway. Slowly things are get less tinky.

I had two more baffs in a different meddycin. And finally only my nosey smells and only if you put YOUR nosey rite on mine. Which is un-for-choo-nut bc Momma love to do that.

Mommy says now I am like a Gremlin bc I am not allow to get wet. I hope that my smell goes away soon bc this was awful and I never ever want to smell so bad again!!

And now on top of it all I have Done My Fur A Bleach so now my neck fur is not the rite color. Mommy lafft and said "don't worry Layla Grace, all us girls in the 90s did this in the summer with lemon juice. U just have Fashun Highlights!"

But I do not feel Fashun. I feel stinky and sad and am jus try to make myself as ittybitty as possible so the stink will think I have gone somewhere else and then it will leave me. That is what I hope at least.

24/02/2026

Well the snow at last did melt around here but do you know what did happen immeedy-ut-lee??

My heckin mother left me and Went The Desert.

Now back when I was v young I would be sad bout this, but I did not unstand what was so great bout The Desert.

But now that I am a World Travely, I know. I know that "Go The Desert" AKSHULLY means, "Go The Land Of Everyday BRONCH And Sunshine."

And if there is one thing that everybody do know about me
It is that I love Bronch and Sunshine.

Heckin heck.

Me and Grandma and Lily had to stay here in The Land Of Forget Bout Bronch And Only Remember Shtwuggle.

At first it did start out ok. Was kinda springtime and I could do my Ahsplores out in the wild.
In fact it was warmer here than in Palm Spring where Mommy was and I thought, "ha ha, this because I was not broughten with you, see what u get??"

On Friday Grandma went the FishyFry and brought home some fine treats for me and Lily.
Later that nite I did find some Miss-chiffs to keep me busy. Thought all would be ok.

But then. THE WEEKEND OF DOOMS.

first
Grandma FOUND OUT bout my Miss-chiffs. I eated two button off her coat and then I stole Lily's teddygram and lickt a yogurt container and shredded a nappykin.
And I was found out bout ALL OF THESE THINGS

Lily stole my Anger Caveman toy.
Then she LAFFT bout it how smart she is.

Grandma said "only four scoop of ice cweams Tonite not 9 bc you have been naughty."

THIS PLACE A HECKIN PRISON.

I had to pout in my bed
But my bed was at home
So I had to pout in LILY BED
I was so sad

And THEN Grandma had the PAW-DASSY-TEE to call the SKY and tell it to MAKE SNOW AGAIN.

So Lily and me couldn't even go outside
And then Grandma had to turn up the furniss
And then the furniss made a smell and a sound
And Grandma said
"Oh I better check our alarms for safety. Oh look the battree is old, must do it a replace"

AND THEN THE ALARM MADE THE MOST AWFUL WORST SOUND I HAVE EVER HEARD

it did me such a Frite

Lily was already upstair in bed
But I am scare to go up there without my MommyDaddy bc there is a triangle step on the staircase where I get stuck

BUT I RAN RITE ON PAST THE TRIANGLE STEP BC IT GOT ME AWAY FROM THAT SOUND

Grandma thought this was real funny
Oops I was upstair! How this did happen!

She called MommyDaddy.
THEY thought it was so funny and cute
Daddy said "oh no Layla this what happen in the spooky movies, you are lucky Lily was there to save you at the top!"

Everyone is not on my side so I had to spend so much time pouting.
Lily used me for her pil-lo all nite.
I tried to get attenshun by fake coffing.
I tried to get attenshun by having a itchy belly
I tried to get attenshun by chew my toetoes

But Mommy said "oh she will be okay, give her a magic cookie and wipe her belly and we will be home soon."

I thought MommyDaddy would leave The Desert early to come and care for me but they did not.
In fact their plane was LATE.

Did they call the pilot and say "hey please get us to the PlanePort faster our daughter needs attenshun?"

NO. NO THEY DID NOT.

anyway eventually they did come to get me and Grandma said she's gonna miss me so much until next time and Lily said "I don't want u to go!" And they lied and told MommyDaddy we had fun and they petted me 22 hours a day.

When we came home Daddy tried to make it up to me by get me a peetsa but I could see thru it

I did not want a peetsa
I wanted a PATTY-O BRONCH IN PALM SPRING.

Mommy said if I am v good and help her plan our trips, she will take me back in the fall again.
I want to go EVERY time so this does not seem so fair.

I am to put a call in to my Auntie bc I know she will unstand. Mommy jus leave her and me any old time to Go The Desert but we are gonna have to figure out how to fit into a trench coat and be One Auntie One Baby In A Trench Coat Seekrit-lee On A Plane because I jus cannot be left alone like this again!!

18/02/2026

Frens as u probly already know,
I am really a Icon of Style and Fashun.

Some people will say, "Layla Grace why get dresst up if you are just gonna Do A Potato Nap All Day?"

And I see why that would be thought. However.

One thing I have learnt is that if u use your Style and Fashun to Maxxy-mize cuteness, it gets MommyDaddy to fuss over you EVEN MORE than usual. And sometimes they will think u are so cute that u need some cookies so u will pose for the fotos.

Last week Mommy and me were on the World Wide Web doing Online Shop for cute outfits for the Winter O-Lympics. We do love them so much and we wanted to look extra speshul.

Well the Dog Clothes Store For Dogs Who Love To Look Fab-yoo-luss was have a sale. I wanted to get one hoody BUT if we got THREE hoody we got a big sale.

So you know we got the three hoody. I chose

1) Winter O-Lympics Hoody Of Ski and Style
2) Pooh Bear Hoody Of Valley-tine Love
3) Irish Hoody That Tells People I Go To Bed Early

I have not got to wear my Irish Hoody yet but I would like to show u some fotos of my other two.

As u can see, sometime when I get a really cute outfit, I do a lil Upgrade to make it even cuter. Un-for-choo-nut-lee, my cuter style here has made it so that my eyeballs are hiding and I cannot see, and also so that sometimes one arm goes to a place outside the shirt instead of inside the shirt where arms do belong.

But still I think u can see my Vision Of Garment Elly-gunse.

What do you think? Is this my best winter look yet??

Also I want to tell u that I am now an In-floo-ensy bc I got a speshul package in the mail!! I will tell u bout that next week.

For now please enjoy My Stylings.

13/02/2026

Frens

I am here to report upon Horry-bull Condishys in our house

U see
It is winter
We have not been able to go poopy asept for in this one smol little PooPooTunnel that Daddy dug for me.

Lily cannot even really walk in the snow bc it is up over her ears.

Every day we must go out the house and move our Parky Chair so Mommy can go to work to pay for our treats

On SattyDay, we did host a big party to celly-brate the O-Lympics and also all our friends Herry-Tij. Lily and me just got FumblyToes and yet we were expect to do all the Chores and the Cooking and the Greeting and the Serving and then the CleanUp the next day!!!

Mommy said that everyone came to the house just to visit us, but I think akshully they came over to bring all kinds of good food and eat.

Anyway Lily and me did have to be good hosts, and for our effort, these are the only things we did receive to eat:

1) one cucumber nibble
2) three butter noodle
3) half a choopy-cappy corn pancake
4) one France mushroom
5) a spoon of mashy po-tay-toes
6) a smol German po-tay-to
7) a Poo-teen FrenchyFry
8) half a pier-ogy
9) one chunk of HunkySteak
10) a molasses Chikky stew bite
11) a Jamaicy curry Chikky
12) one smol slice of porketty
13) half a bite of Slovakian Donut

Obviously this is not enuff food for two hardworking puppers getting a whole house set up and a whole menu cookt and presented to the guests. There were 21 guests and I had to balance the servy plates on my noggin to bring them to each person!!

(Daddy said that AKSHULLY he seent us both just nappin during the whole party and only waking up when we were present with our little samples of the food, and maybe we were doing dreams that we were doing all the work BUT I am not shure I believe him. It did seem really real to me!!)

Anyway the best part of the next morning was, Mommy hurt her shoulder doing the CleanUp, so she just wanted to nap and lay on the heatypad all day, and I got to join her. (Well, it is not best that Mommy didn't feel good, but it is best bc it meant all day snuggles!) Lily called me when she and Grandma got home and said she was supposed to be nappin but Grandma made her sweep snow!

At least I was able to have a few more snack while doing the CleanUp. I had three more HunkySteak bites I found in the trash and also put my whole face in the leftover curry sauce.

The winter has been so hard and long and I am so glad all our frens came over to have a lovely nite and so much good food.

Next time Lily and me are shure to make a plan for even more snacks. Bc if we are to stay warm the rest of this winter, we gotta get More Fat.

04/02/2026

Frens I have a Lorge post today to catch u up on all that I did on my weekend in New York CITAYY

As u know
I had already been to a Dog Cafe for Dogs, and I had seen a few of the pretty lights

Well the next day, we had SO many ah-venchur.

First Mommy went to brunch and brought me home Real New York Sammy. So fresh and tasty.

Daddy got a cheeseburger so I did try to help him eat that as well. He was on ConfyCalls all day so I did try to help him and only snuck one piece of bacon out of his lunch packet.

Then Daddy had to go get more coffee and he said "Layla Grace can you take this call for me but don't eat my FrenchyFries."

Well. I tried my best. But somehow stead of take the call for him I ended up dial into a VestyBankmint ConfyCall and now I have been doing something called Hedge Fund which I guess is when you hide your dollars in the bush outside the house stead of put them in a bank?

Anyway it is a v fast paced world of VestyBankmint and so I akshully didn't eat the FrenchyFries after all bc I was too busy making Cappy-tol Gains for people, which I guess is when my Auntie Marci goes to the gym bc she love the Cappy-tol hockey team?

I don't know, seem like be a grownup is a bit too Pups In The Fast Lane for me so I did retire from this career and finally get to have some of the French fries

Next MommyDaddy ordered a Dog Lyft Sho-fur for Dogs. I learnt bout Sho-furs watching TV programs of rich people. It's when you can afford to have someone who isn't your MommyDaddy drive u around!

We were stay pretty close to Central Park but not close enuff for my lil toes to walk there, walk around, and walk back. So the Dog Lyft Sho-fur for Dogs pickt us up and took us to the gates.

Wow the park is so nice. Even in the winter with the frozen lake it was so pretty. I had sooooo many good smells. Lots of other puppies out doin walkies also! And it really was a great place to Get Away From The Crazy Grind And Do My ThinkinThoughts!

When we were done with our walkies, our Dog Lyft Sho-fur for Dogs picked us up to take us back to the hotel. Mommy said Time Square make her real ank-shus bc it is so crowded, but I did want to see it, so the Sho-fur drove us thru so I could enjoy the lights without Mommy getting into a fight with anyone.

That nite MommyDaddy went to a show and when they came home, they brought me a REAL NEW YORK PEETSA!! wow I had heard bout this from my Auntie Tina and the World Wide Web but i was not really prepare for How Best!! I love PEETSA.

I deffy had a lil Food Coma after the peetsa so I got some good sleeps.

And in the morning it was time to return home. But we had one more ah-venchur before we left. Mommy used to live in Boston and she loves the T (which is the Boston word for Subway). She said the New York subway is not quite as magy-cul but she wanted me to be able to ride it bc dogs are allow here.

To ride the subway I must be in a smol bag where I am able to be cosy and "not annoying". So Daddy had a nice bag for me to sit in. We only had to walk a few blocks to the subway and then down the stairs we went!!

I LOVE THE SUBWAY. It was v chilly in the tunnels so I had to have my hoody on. And when the trains we weren't riding came in I had a little frite from the Louds, so Mommy held me close when she heard a train arrive. But once we were on the train I was so happy. Wow. I felt so cosmy-polly-ton and like a Real New Yorker.

Also I have always wanted to be a Purse Dog so this was v excite to see my dream come true!!

We had such a great trip and so much fun. And we made it home before the big snow did arrive and everything!!

I can't wait for our big trip in March to happen but I am glad we still got to have fun and see new thing on the Snow Week.

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