The Chronicles of Miss Layla Grace (2025)

19/05/2025

Hullo frens, I am back!!

Thing have been Real Crazy

1) I did the baffroom a Destroy
2) we went to Dee-troit for a concert
3) my ree-frigey-rator stopped workin
4) A HORRY-BUL STORM CAME AND STOLE OUR LECK-TRISSY-TEE FOR FIVE DAYS
5) My parents Did Me An Abandon at grandma's house
6) mans came and did Un-destroy the baffroom
7) it rained for many days and our yard became A Jungle

Wow that a lot of thing now that I am jus list it out like that
No wonder I'm heckin ah-zhost.

Anyway the other thing that did happen is,

I got a new cousin!! Her name is Winnie and she came from the same shelter as me!!

And yesterday I was finally allow to meet her!

My Mommy and Winnie's dad, my Uncle Ryan, took us to the park yesterday. You see we are gonna do a babysit for Winnie this summer so we had to meet first to make shure she likes other dogs.

I like all other dogs (and cats and cows and horses and deer and squirrels) but Winnie hasn't ever been around other dogs outside the shelter, so we didn't know.

Well as soon as we got to the park together I knew we were gonna be good frens. You see when I get to the park, Layla Geraldine likes to come along. And when we got down the stair to the grassy part....

Layla Grace and Winnie were nowhere to be found

But who was there was
LAYLA GERALDINE AND WINNIE GERALDINE.

oh my.

When we did our walkies on leash? Layla Grace and Winnie. V good girls. Not pulling. Not being bad. Listening to our parents.

When we got to the grass?

THE GERALDINES ARRIVED.

Winnie Geraldine is a little bigger than me so we gotta teach her not to use her paws on my face.
But maybe play with me yesterday is the first time she has play with another dog
So she will learn it all quite soon.

One thing we were good at was sitting for cookies.

But then the grass did call her name
"Geraldine" said the grass. "It is a good time for roly-poly potatoes"
And Geraldine came and said "HECK YES. U BET IT IS."

And then Layla Geraldine would start to roll and Winnie Geraldine would see and she would pounce and we would be quite rowdy and make our parents go "OK SETTLE DOWN GIRLS."

heckin parents are the Fun Police when Geraldines are around.

Anyway we had a real nice time
I think we will enjoy to have a Winnie houseguest for a week.
Momma said I can go on walks with her to learn how to do walks like a real dog, and I can teach her how to play nicely with toes like a real dog too

So already I think this summer gonna be so best.
I jus hope Layla Geraldine will let Layla Grace have some of the fun

07/05/2025

Well my frens, haps I have learnt that Ack-shuns have Con-see-quens.

U see,
I did the bafftub A Destroy
And next thing I know
Storm of Great Frite does occur
We got no power for 6 day
And I have been ship off to Grandma's house

HECKIN HECK.

I do like the fact that there is always Chikin at Grandma's house
(But I gotta share it with my little seester who is maybe akshully part Pommy part smol piggy 😮)

But I miss my parents
It been doing SkyBooms like every day
I had to have my magic cookie bc I was v scare.

One day Grandma did not wake up at 2am when I did decide I needed a chikin slice, so I had to do a barf on the couch about this.

And the Lorge Storm did drop lots of branches in the yard to make me a fine ob-stee-kol course, but I am stuck at grandma's and can't go race around in it.

So things are really jus a big mess

MommyDaddy do not return for 5 more days.
So that means 5 more day of sharing everything with Lily
5 more day of worrying the kittycat gonna fight me with her fists bc I like to drink her leftover milk

Anyway at least I will get Chikin for 5 more day
And grandma has been let me go on Big Yard Ah-splores on the leash since she doesn't have a fence.
So I am making a lil journal of all the animals I sniff and wow it is a lot

But I can't wait to see my Mommy bc I miss her v much
And I hope she is not mad bout the bafftub.

28/04/2025

Well my aunties and uncles and unties,
I have some v good news for you.

The bafftub that Did Me A Trauma last week?

THAT BAFFTUB WILL NEVER HURT NO ONE AGAIN

That's rite.
I did the bafftub a DESTROY.

Wow.
So proud of myself.
Now I can jus be *~a lil stinky~* whenever I want to.
This the best.

Now the bad part is,
Somehow me doin this destroy
Did cause some Mans to come to the house for the last few days
And they are make a lot of sounds
And I have to keep Daddy company in his office each day while Mommy is at work
And after work Mommy picks me up and we go to Grandma's house each nite so she can take a shower

So this part of things does me a Smol Con-fyoose.

But mostly I am just glad that there been no bafftub for 6 day and I have had no baffs for 6 day.
So somethin must be working.

I am so smart.

21/04/2025

HECKIN HECK.

Well this weekend we were away in the woods
Momma was run a big trail race and Daddy and me had to go along as well to do her a support.

I love the woods bc they are full of so many nice smells
The first nite Mommy and me got there early and sat on the river and had Relax Time
And then Daddy met us when he was done with work and they went to a resty-ront and brought home Chikin for me.

I did a Big Sleep-In on SattyDay bc I knew I had to keep my energy up

You see
When Momma is in the woods, sometimes we don't know where she is bc her fone doesn't work
So we have to guess when she will come down the mountain.

So that means get there real early and wait around
This was a great time for wait around bc my AUNTIES were there wait with us

And the even BETTER thing was....

IT DID A RAIN AND THERE WAS FRESH MUD ALL OVER

Oh boy.
You see it is not me who love the mud BUT
someone else DOES love it
And that someone is

LAYLA GERALDINE.

heckin oops.

So we were only there like a minit before she did arrive

And then it was about a hour before Mommy came down the mountain
So that was
A LOT of time for Geraldine to Get Wild.

Oops.

By the time Mommy did arrive, I was more brown than Usual.
My fur was not black much anymore at all from the mud
Oops.

But the good news was, Mommy had been in the woods all day
So she was ALSO muddy and stinky
So I didn't think I would be in trubbel at all!
Just two muddy stinky girls!
Heckin springtime in the woods!

However

The fun did not last

We hung out with the aunties for about another hour and nibbled on caek and hot dogs.
And they were give the runners Chikin and even tho Mommy said "Layla Grace I do not have the tummy to eat a Chikin after 8 hours in the woods" there were many runners who DID have this tummy and so I wandered around and asked them to share their chikins and they did 😇

But when we left and went back to the cabin
THE OH NOES ARRIVED.

I had to stand in the baffroom LIKE A PEZZUNT and have Mommy wash my Toes and my Hamhocks and my DrummyDrumsticks and my shoulders and elbows even.
The cabin didn't have a tub so I jus had to stand there in front of God and all his peoples being washed.

But then I thought,
Well at least this is done.

BUT IT WAS NOT.

When we got home yesterday
I heard Momma run the water in the baffroom
Even tho I know she and Daddy already did their showers
So then I knew the truth
I knew what bad was come for me
And then she said it:
Momma said "it is time u had a proper BAFF."

the heckin worst
I said
Mother it is Easter
Did u clear this ack-tivvy-tee with Jesus??

And she said yes
Jesus told her "stinky dogs are allow to have baffs on Easter so they are fresh and clean to celly-brate."

I think haps this is not really in the Bible but she made it sound v convincing
And anyway Daddy picked me up and placed me in the tub so I couldn't really fight it anyhow

But it was the worst
I'm haet a baff
I thought I smelt just fine anyway

And then I was all damp and shivery and had to be carried around like a baby so I didn't get other things damp.

It was really a big trauma if I am tell u the truth

Today I am finally wake up Smol-lee Recover
But I will tell u
I don't ever wanna see that bafftub again
I would like to use the powers of my Verruh Smart Brain to do that bafftub a destroy.

Heckin heck.

Yes I did get 6 slice of Chikin for my trauma but
It was not enuff.
I must see the bafftub diss-uh-peer from my life

Anyway it is rather nice how MommyDaddy keep say I am SoSmoothSoShine and that my fur is real silky.

But otherwise
Yesterday was the worst

20/04/2025

Good morning my frens, Hoppy Easter from me and my famlee!

I am away in the woods with Momma for her big trail race, so Lily and me had to take these fotos earlier in the week. She doesn't like to dress up as much as me so u can see she got a Atty-tood in these.

Anyway I hope ur day is full of HAMS and that none of u have to sit in the car with ur Momma for 3 hour while she sing all the different part to Jesus Christ Soopy-star bc that is wut my day will be. Heckin heck at least maybe she will let me sing the Simon song since that is our fave.

Okay I love u all! ❤️🐇

11/04/2025

Hello my frens today it is

Nashy-nul Pet Day

Mommy says it is a day to celly-brate me, the pet
She even put this fine crown on me to show how Speshul I am

And I know
I AM Speshul

However

WHY SHE THINK I AM "A PET"

I am clearly a Smol People
I am mother's Tiny Baby Angel Little Sweety
How she can call me a pet when I am HER CHILD

Heckin heck.

I cannot believe this Crimmy-nul Slandy she has done to my self

I think this is maybe to do with why she think I cannot go on a plane
Bc I am a Lap Child, and I read from the TSA that I can sit on her lap the whole way to Cally-forn-ya for free
But APPARENTLY she has been tell the PlanePort that I am A PET so they will not let me.

I have never seen an In-jus-tiss such as this and I am Doing An Upset bout it

I have decided that I will ask for 7 more potpies tonight to make up for how hurt my feelings are.

Love from Layla Grace
Who is a Smol People

07/04/2025

Well Make The Cally-dur is already working out real great.

Auntie came over for SattyNiteLive on SattyDay and brought my boyfriend Stelly and everything!!

Since we haven't been together in many weeks we were behind on eppy-sodes so we got to watch the v long 3 hour Speshul. It had Many Laffs but also we are jus smol babies so we got real sleepy and had to take a nap and snuggle.

Daddy ordered us a Peetsa so we got to snack on that. Mommy may tell u that we were Real Pushy to get bites of it but this is a lie. We were only Good Perfect Babies With Lots Of Pay-shents.

All of us had a lil bit of spring fever so we did some Behaves Of Question. Baby came over too and he took out 17 of my toys and ran around with them and then threw them all over the floor. Stelly broke into my food box and stole some kibble. And I rolled around and made loud dinosaur sounds when I wasn't getting enuff ah-ten-shun.

Was the best nite and I can't wait for next SattyDay bc it is Dye The Eggs Nite.
Oh boy I can't wait to see what ideas Mommy and Auntie find on the Pinterest this year!

So frens if ur not getting what u want out of life, make a cally-dur and u will!!

02/04/2025

Hello my frens and besties.

Did u know that Take Care Of Ur Momma is a full time job???

I have been so busy and I haven't even been do NOTHIN excite!!

Mommy went to her Writer Confy and I had to stay home and take care of Daddy
Make shure he did his chores and gave me Peetsa and got up on time for his meetings.
And then the last day, Daddy got sick while Mommy was at her confy in New Or-linz. 🙄

We went to pick her up at the PlanePort and found out she had been DOIN LATE NITE HANGOUT FES-TIVVY-TEES every nite with her girlfrands.

(I will tell u that these girlfrands are Out Of Town Aunties that I HAVE NOT MET YET wut heck!!!)

So anyway she wasn't doin sleeps bc she was doin Writing and doin Cree-ay-tivvy-tee and doin Laugh So Hard Her Face Hurt with the Out Of Town Aunties and doin Stay Up Late Having Best Times (WITHOUT ME)

so anyway she was not get enuff sleep
And she came home and Daddy was sick and then that got HER sick
So I have been jus on Nurse Duty take care of everyone.

And now it is April somehow and

1) Auntie Danielle not been over to see me since the 1900s
2) I not seent my boyfriend Stelly in a long time
3) no one has taken me for a road trip to sleep on hotel pillows
4) Mommy has not been type up my stories here
5) I have a whole stack of card to send to my aunties and uncles and unties who send me cards and Mommy not been helpin me write them out
6) I not even seent my seester Lily (even tho she follow me around and make me crazy sometimes)
7) Mommy only been showin me updates bout my Foster Brudder Titus in his new home like twice a week
8 ) we haven't even put up ANY bunnies and lambies and eggs in the house
9) I don't even have a Party Plan for all the parties I want to throw in 2025 and I think I would like to throw a lot of parties
10) I have not find a way to get Un-limmy-tee Potpies direct dee-liver to the house

So I am like

Mommy sit down I am get the cally-dur out and we are SORT THIS ALL OUT

So I put lots of things like

- Auntie Danielle come over
- I do 42 minit of Rompus in the yard
- we sit on the couch and eat bonbons and watch The White Lotus Final (I am really into this show even tho Mommy says I am maybe too little for it but the Nay-churical Scenery is so pretty so it doesn't matter that I dont Unstand the story all the way)
- take Spring Fotos with Stelly
- send the Spring Fotos to my friend
- roll in the grass

And now I have a big plan and I am feel much better.

I hope everyone has good spring plans too. I hope none of ur mommies have require this much effort to get things together. But if they do pls let me know I can give u tips ❤️

19/03/2025

Wow besties I have been thinkin

When the moon is full
And the planet Merck-ree is in the Gaye-to-rade

I am v Ahzost bc we get real busy at my house

HECKIN HECK

First we had an eclipse
I been seen those before
But this one was in the middle of the nite
Like way past Mommy And Me Bedtime

Buuuuut did that stop my mommy?
Heck no
She is spooky
Gotta be out lookin at the moon
Set an alarm and disturb my slumbers so she and Daddy could go outside and look at it.

I mean I like the moon a lot as u can see from my stuffy Moon that I got at the Space Store
But I like snuggles and blankeys even MORE.

anyway that was the middle of the nite
And then Mommy had to go to work
And then she was LATE come home
Turn out it was because it was somethin called "Pie Day"

She had to go to the resty-ront and get us pie
And had to wait in a long line I guess because everyone wanted pie

The pie was real good
We got three kind
I had one bite of each mmmmm
The apple was my fav-o-rit!!

Anyway I was like "now shurely we will go to bed" bc Mommy had been up since the nite before
But NO she heard there was a new MurderShow on the telly-vish-un
The good news was I could snuggle with her while she watched
Even tho it was v sad and she had to cover my eyes and my ears

But it was a v long day and by the time St. Pitty's Day did come around I was so sleepy I didn't even get up to put on a silly hat or say TOP O THE MORNIN TO U.

heckin heck

Mommy did pwomise when she get home from New Or-linz we can do two day of relax
And I hope this is true
Bc I am WORE OUT from Speshul Events

Jus we can keep the pie events
Those do not do me an Ahzost.

13/03/2025

Dear Frens

Send help
I am jus one smol little pibble
And I have had
Too Many Sponsy-billy-tees placed upon me.
Heckin heck

My parents threw a big dinner party on SattyDay
I don't know why they don't remember that
SattyDay is for Sit On The Couch Eat Peetsa With Auntie Watch SattyNiteLive

No no, we had 23 aunties and uncles come over

I had to spend all day helping to tidy the house
Move the furny-chur
Write a story with Mommy bout the Ah-pocky-leps
(Bc the dinner party had a theme that we were all hiding from zombies and termy-Nate-urs and The Hunger Games and ray-dee-o-ak-tiv spiders, and everyone had to make meals we would eat if that was happening.)

It was a lot of work
I do think everyone had a nice time
And the food was really the heckin best

At first I could not enjoy the food bc I was too wound up
But then
Mommy gave me a Magic Cookie
And then I really did enjoy ALL the food
Basiklee I did follow everyone around in the kitchen and under the tables getting little treats

I was like,
Heckin heck if the pocky-leps comes and we all live together and eat snacks all day?
I will learn to be frens with the Glowy Spiders
This would really be The Best.

Anyway thank goodness for Magic Cookies

But then the next day Mommy was AHZOST

she is something called a "in-chro-vurt" and host a big party is something for "ex-chro-vurts"
Daddy said it's like when me and Stelly go swimming or me and the boys do a rompus
And then I need to sleep all day after?
That is how Mommy was

So of course I had to take care of her and stay by her side all day.

And then there was so much to tidy up after!!
Had to help Daddy with that

And Mommy is working hard writing her story and in fact is going to The New Or-linz next week for a story partyclass
So I have been have to sit next to her and check her word count to make shure she is writing enough.

So I am doin a Big Ahzost myself for all this hard work

The good news is
It is warm and pleasant outside
So each day I am scheduled at least 2 Wild Rompuses in the yard

But I am jus real tired from being the best helper

07/03/2025

Well frens things have been v busy in my life.

My Grandma had to have the Toofy Surge this week so Mommy and me stayed with her to help take care while she was sick.

Toofy Surge is no fun and we were all v worried how she would feel. The good news is, she is feel pretty good after the first morning. In fact she was able to prepare Chikin for me so that was really pretty good according to me!!

Anyway. I was posed to be on my best behaves and be real quiet and calm while we were there for Best Recovery.
However
It was 66 degree outside the one day so

I got a lil RoWdY.
Oops.

First thing I did was loudly make sounds and spin in a little circle on my carpet

Then I came in from potty and it was time for my ToofyChew. Normally I move slowly to get that bc when I come inside I can only move by backing up.

Except that I was too excite so I had to move in Speed Reverse and startle everyone.

Then it got real cold and snowed overnite and I did eat some of Lily's fur on ack-see-dent. So then when I had to go potty later things got stuck and so I freaked out and ran in a circle snapping at my bum until I could scoot the whole way across the yard in the snow.

And then in the morning when Lily came down to greet me after she woke up I got v wound up and did a cannonball into her face. Grandma said "someone is ready for a new Foster Brudder it appear. Lily is too smol for face cannonballs."

When Lily and me had Ice Cweams Tiem I couldn't sit still and I made dinosaur sounds and stomped around on the pillows

I don't know I guess I got the Spring Fever or something.

Anyway Mommy and me are back home bc Grandma is ok by herself again. But I still have the rowdies in me a lil so I have been spend the day doin my dance moves.

Tomorrow we are have a big dinner party with my aunties and uncles and Momma says I gotta be good. Buuuuut be good is a lot of work so I can't make the pwomise for that

26/02/2025

Well my parents did return.
They came in the middle of the night and woke me up and Momma held me like a baby the whole drive home so that was quite nice

Daddy ordered us a Peetsa so Mommy and me ate Peetsa and Chikky Tendy in bed and stayed up v late past our bedtime!

And then today
My momma had *the paw-dassy-tee* to abandon me again to go to work

Heckin heck.

It was just a short day today, she wasn't posed to work but they made her
I had a letter typed up for her to turn in that said "Dear The Boss, Momma cannot come to work today bc I really need to be held like a baby all day and going to work would prevent her from do that"
But she said u can't jus bring letters in to bosses like that.

Anyway the good news is when she came home I was able to talk her into two naps
V proud of myself for that akshully.

I did have to help her with some chores
We did wash all the sheets so they would be soft and cosy for bedtime
And I only got in the way of this process like 3-4 times.

I want Momma to be home with me every day.
That is my goal. To find a way for her to not have to go in to the work and jus stay home and care for me.

Maybe if I sneak in to work and put up a foto of me be my Verruh Most Pathetic all her patients will say, "oh Layla Grace need u more than we do, pls go home to her right away" and then I will win.
Hmmm. I think I will work on that plan.

The Chronicles of Miss Layla Grace