The Chronicles of Miss Layla Grace (2025)

11/06/2024

Hello my frens it is me, Layla Grace

Tonite I need to ask a little smol favor from my frens

I am show u a foto of a dog name RILEY
He is my Auntie Stevie's dog
He is like, for my Auntie Stevie, the way I am for my Mommy
He is a best boy and he is so nice and always does his behaves and he keep Auntie Stevie company so she never be lonely and he fixes all her sads.

Well Riley had to go to have a Surge just the other day
He has some lumpybumpys and they had to give him The Silly Meds so he would take a nap and have the lumpybumpys remove.

He came home that day and has been not feel *real* good but he has been do okay
AND the best news is that they put the lumpybumpys under the Micro and did them an Inspekt and everything did look real normal and no Can-sir was to be found!!

So all this sound real good HOWEVER
This morning he did wake up with his Surge Site all big and puffy
Think maybe there's a feck-shun or something not goin rite

So Auntie Stevie had to take him to the vet
And the vet says he has to have a sleepover so they can fix him up

This is real scare to Auntie Stevie and to Riley too bc he has to be away from home stead of with his Momma who love him so.

So I was wonder,
Can all my frens pls keep Riley and my Auntie in ur thoughts?
I feel like if we all think v. good thoughts of Healthy and Well and Not Feck-shun and send a little prayer, he will be better in no time

He is so Portant to my Auntie and my Auntie is so Portant to my Mommy and so both of them are also so Portant to ME and I want to do my best to help him get well.

I hope Riley is back feeling real good and doing snuggles v soon but I am gonna Do A Worry until he is home.

Thanks frens I love u all and u always help my buddies get better by giving lots of thoughts and prayers to them ❤️❤️

06/06/2024

Well I want to tell u a lil bout Fargo North Dakoty.

It is a real nice place
It is North
When we went to look for places on the Google, every place had also a foto of what it would look like with snow

The sun set real late at nite so u can enjoy a nice sunset sky even after dinner

And they have a Bot-tanny Garden for dog to enjoy!!!

And wow did I enjoy it.

I saw a Alice In Wondyland!
I saw a new Japanese garden!
I saw a giant balloon!!
I did a whole bunch of sniffs!!
I got so excited that I did a lil scream and then Geraldine arrived and threw herself rite into the mud oops
I had tea time at a little table jus the rite size made for dogs!!!

It was a best afternoon
I even got to become a Sunflowy
Wow amazing

This is what we did to relax the nite before Mommy's race
She was v nervous and see me Doing My Enjoys at the garden made her feel calm again

I really hope that if we come back to Fargo North Dakoty we would go here again bc it was a real great afternoon!!!!

03/06/2024

Well my Mommy did it!!
She ran her 6th Merrython!!!

It was a v hot sunshine in Fargo North Dakoty.
It was v nice and pleasant to be in the shade or to sit quietly in the sun BUT if u were run it was real toasty

So she had to slow down a lil so she didn't get sick like she did last year.
She did real good and someone gave her watermelons at mile 22 and she said that made her feel better
And she said there were sprinklers on the lawns and she did run thru those too!!

Daddy and me did watch her map all day so we knew when it was time
Then he loaded me into the car and we drove to the finish line!!!

It was so excite
So many happy runners coming thru
Everyone wanted to pat me
Daddy held me up over the fence so I could see her cross the line!!!

And then we did lay in the grass and do a relax 😎

That is Mommy's fave part
Usually we lay in the grass with a banany but the bananys went bad so there were none for us.
So we did just lay in the grass in the sun and do a lil relax

Then it was time to walk to the car
This took like a thousand years
How Mommy can run 26 mile in 6 hour but it take like 5 hour to walk to the car after???

But then it was *my* fave part
And that part is

SNUGGLE AND NAP ALL AFTERNOON

was the best

Then MommyDaddy went to dinner
Brought me home some treats
We ate dessert in bed
And then Mommy and me put on The Golden Girls
And went to sleep all snuggly

Was a real great day!!
And this trip has been mostly real good

Tomorrow I will show you some of the things we have been up to on the drive home!!

31/05/2024

Well everyone

U were rite
Mommy DID come home from the beach
But she was only home like a minit then she snatched me up and away we went!

Now we are in....

FARGO NORTH DAKOTY.

Wow. It is another new state on my list!
Mommy said when we are back we should fill in a map so I can keep track better.

Anyway it was
A LONG DRIVE

Like probly if I had to say the amount I would say

One milly-on miles

First we drove to The Land Of Cleve in the dark
Here I got stuck in the hotel room and couldn't move past the suitycase on the ground
I ended up there bc Mommy got Chikins and I thought she had 4 and only gave me 3 but it turned out
There were only 3 to begin with and then I was stuck and for no addishynul chikins.

Next we drove to Maddy-sun
On the way there I got to stand in 3 States at once

Wow I was in Mishy-gen and O-hi-o and Indy-anna all at the same time! LIKE MAGIC!

The sun was setting on the lake real pretty when we got to Maddy-sun so Mommy took my foto there. She made me Do A Fitness Walk and there were NO BOYS heckin heck.

The next morning it was real chilly so I had my blankey in the car. Mommy bought me a new seatybelt for my safety but I HAET it and I do a complain every time she buckle me in. Heckin heck.

We did stop in Wisconsy for some ICE CWEAMS and that was real nice

And then at last we did arrive in Fargo North Dakoty!

Wow it is beautiful here. We have a patty-o and there are 2 bed in our room and one bed is rite in front the patty-o so the sun shines in and I have been Snoozle In The Sun all day.

We gotta rest up bc Mommy runs the Merrython tomorrow
There is a dog Merrython tomorrow too but we look at the tempy-chur and she is worry I will be too warm so I am jus go to the finish line to cheer for her, not do my own fitness.

Daddy finally did arrive today and I am real hope that we can attend the campfire tonite and then TOMORROW I heard we are get ice cweams after the race!!

Okay well that's my Middle West Update! Love you all!

25/05/2024

Oh hello there everyone

Today it is me, LILY.
I have taked over Layla Grace's page
Jus like I taked over her bed
And her Chikins
And The Lady's attenshuns

I know you have heard many ROO-MURS bout me
That I have Chose A Life Of Crime
That all I do are Bads

And I am here to tell you

----it is all true----

I am smol and cute and I do whatever I want bc all I gotta do is look at The Lady (that's Layla's grandma) with my eyes all cute and she say "oh Lily it is ok you didn't mean to eat the kittycat food I am Shure. You are not in trubbel."

Anyway
Layla Grace has been stay with me for nine days and she stay one more tonite and then her MommyDaddy will come to get her.

And I must say the truth is

I am gonna miss her.

Do not tell anyone this
Bc I am trying to Be Real Tuff and Not Show My Amoshuns
But I like having her around

First of all, when I was first here at The Lady's House, Layla Grace had to show me How To Be A Dog. Like I did not know. And so she had to teach me.

And now I am real good at be a dog. So I can use my skills when LG comes over.

I like to steal her things
And I swear there always more Chikins around here when Layla Grace stays over
(Altho I do have to share my Ice Cweams Time with The Lady 😒)

And when bad things are done sometimes I can blame my Seester stead of admit I did it!

So I will miss all of these things bout have her around

But also she keep me company and we gossip bout the kittycat together which is nice

Anyway The Lady said we are do a big car trip again this summer
She said I will get to see LG then
(And this means I gotta start my Ah-scape The Hotel Room fitness plan this week so I am ready)

But today I will jus try to enjoy have my big Seester here for one more day
And maybe find one or two more thing to blame on her 😊

22/05/2024

Hello frens
I am write to u from
THE ABOOSE CABOOSE

My life is so hard rite now
I am stay at Grandma's house bc MommyDaddy have gone to a forest I am not allow in
(There are bears there and bears may eat me so I had to stay here)

But anyway I think it would have been better to be eated by a bear
Than have to be here suffer these traumas of

MY LITTLE SEESTER LILY
---who has chose a life of crime---

Always she is Do Crimes
Such as:
1) steal the kitty food
2) do escapes
3) eat things off Grandma's plate when Grandma not look
4) make a p*e on the rug where she not posed to make a p*e

But this week
Her Life Of Crime has become PERSONAL

BC she has chose to steal
And what she has stealed is

MY CLAM BED

as u may know I have a clam bed from Traci Next Door
When I am in my clam I am so happy
I am Under The Sea like a merpup
Have the best naps and dreams and happy happys

Lily I must point out
ALSO have a clam bed
Also give to her by Traci Next Door

But do u know what bed Lily has been sleep in the last 2 day???

MY CLAM BED
NOT HER OWN CLAM BED
SHE HAVE A CLAM BED JUS THE SIZE OF A LILY
do she want that one??

NO SHE WANT MY CLAM BED
my Layla size clam bed!!!!

This is jus an in-jus-tiss

I did try to have Grandma help me
But she say "Layla ur clam bed plenty big u can share"

But I cannot
I have made the clam bed jus the rite size for me by press down the cushions in the rite area
And now there is a LILY in that area

I did try to go on the couch
But Lily follow me there
And she sit next to me while I am sad AND SHE DO A LAFF at my mis-for-chun
So I try to go back to my clam bed and leave her on the couch
But I have to move backward slowly to get around Grandma floors
And Lily KNOW this so she run real fast and TAKE MY CLAM BED BACK.

Heckin heck

I cannot believe I gotta live this way for like 5 more days
I need my Mommy to come home rite now and hold me like a baby so that I recover from this Seester Aboose.

Why my life is so hard???

11/05/2024

Hello everyone. You may have been wonder, "hmmm Layla Grace how did the Dog Merrython go?"

I have been keep u wait for bout a week
And I am sowwy to do this

However as a Ath-leet it is real Portant that I take the most naps and rest my leggys after a big race such as this.

So I have been take extra naps and make Mommy carry me around and have Daddy bring me potpies on the couch

But now my leggys are feel real fresh again so I will tell u how the day went.

First, we had to walk a v long time. Sadie and me were dress as Fairy Butterflies as u can see.
It was a long time In The Wardrobe (I learn that term from watch the Met Gal-uh with Mommy)
But once we looked perfect, it was time to walk the Red Carpet

But the Red Carpet was akshully The Sidewalk Of Downtown so stead of puppy-razzi we had a lot of the little Merrython-ers and their parents stop to pet us.

Everyone was real polite
They said, "hi can we pet ur dog" and we said PET US PET US WE ARE SO CUTE

So that was great.

Then we did arrive at the race.
Wow so much Ak-shun and Excite
And what I did was, suddenly not be there bc someone else was there and that someone was

GERALDINE.

oops.

I was try to keep her in. But when she get around grass, she jus COME ON OUT.

So my wings got a lil bent up bc Layla Geraldine was roll around on them

Anyway the race was v excite. We were up at the front lead the way. We lookt like real race soopy-stars. Everyone wanted to know, "how am I to be a Ath-leet like Layla Grace and Sadie??"

(As I'm Shure u know, Geraldine made me do the diffy-cult part of run, she did the easy part of Be Bad and Act A Fool)

After the race, Sadie and me were interview by the news.
They asked me, "Layla Grace what was ur inspy-rashun for ur outfit today you look so style!"
And I said, "it was Paris Fashun Week" Bc I seent that in the maggy-zeens Mommy and me read.

Everything was go v fine until I thought my inty-view was done.
--It was not done--
But I thought it was.
So Geraldine arrived
When the camera was on me (but I didn't know it was)
What I did was

I took off my clothes and rolled out the frame of the video.

Mommy was so Barrass.
Oops.

Anyway Sadie jumpt a counter at the food truck to try to get us hamburglrs but they put her back
So Auntie Danielle bought us a hamburglr to eat anyway

Mostly it was a best day
I took a v long nap with Mommy after

And now I have been rest all week bc I have a date with Stelly tonite!!
We are hope to see the RoryBoryAlice tonite which will be V Romance.

I am going to end up on the cover of the Fashun Maggy-zeens bc I am Style and I am Ath-leet and the puppy-razzi wanna know my bizness bout my boyfriend.

Wow I can't believe everything is go so good like this!!

06/05/2024

Happy Cinco de Mayo

I used the World Wide Web to order dinner bc Mommy did the volly-teer running today for the Merrython and she was v Ahzost

And well

It is Cinco de Mayo
So I getted us tacos

And I did my Taco Math wrong

I thought
There are 3 of us
So we need 3 taco

But each taco AKSHULLY were 2 taco
So then there were extra taco

And then I guess I pressed a button
Order ANOTHER taco

So what did happen was

We got
--a lot of tacos--

Heckin oops

I hope Daddy won't look at the creddycard
And will jus be full of taco and real happy

Anyway I know that soon *I* am to be full of taco and real happy

😊😊😊

02/05/2024

Well frens the time has finally come

this SattyDay is the big day. it is

~~~ The Dog Merrython ~~~

The Mommy Merrython is not until June 1 and it is far away in Fargo North Dakoty.

But my cousin Sadie and me are do the Pittsburgh Dog Merrython and it is THIS SATTYDAY. We have been posed to be train for it.

But I must tell u a secret and the secret is:
---we have not been train for it---

Every week Mommy go out for her long run and say, "Layla Grace did u do ur long run this week?"
And every week I say, "yes Mommy, I did it while u were at work!"
But it is a lie.
I have not been train one bit.
I have been lie on the couch eat potpies and watch The Dance Penguin Movie

I called my cousin Sadie yesterday and I said, "Sadie u been doin ur trainin? U been doin the run?"
She said, "yeah I been run. I been run to the kichun rite quick get a heckin SNACK."

So it seem to me that neither of us been doin the trainin.
And neither of us gonna tell our mommies this fact either so they don't do a worry bout our fitness.

However
I have seen Mommy train for many Merrython bc she do them all the heckin time
And the one thing I know is:
Most Portant Part of Train For Merrython is,
after all the run is done, a couple week before the big race, u gotta Do A Taper Time

This mean, for like 2 week,
~ u do less run
~ u do more rest

So if anyone ask, I am jus gonna say, "Sadie and me been Doin A Real Big Taper Time"

I think like this:
1) the more we rest the leggies
2) the fresher the leggies will be when it is race day

And that mean, since we been rest so much, we will have the freshest leggies and run the fastest.

Anyway, if u are in Pittsburgh and u wanna come see us, please come over and give us pets!! We will be the only Fitness Fairy Butterflies at the race (at least I think so, maybe someone else will steal our style since we are Fashun Diva Style Superstars)

Anyway I think with all this LeggieRest we will be fast as can be on SattyDay and I am not worried one bit and I think we can continue to do our naps jus fine!

29/04/2024

Yes hullo Auntie?

Yes hi it is me LG
So I seent my Mommy put a little tub of Chikin in the fridge
And I counted 6 piece of Chikin in it
And I counted she only gived me 3 piece of Chikin
So I need u to come over rite now and get them others for me ok?

And maybe stop and pick up Stelly and some potpies on the way.

Okay see u soon I love u gotta hang up the fone now byeeeee

23/04/2024

Tomorrow my Mommy has to go back to work

~~ which I'm haet ~~

But today she said we could snuggle as much as I want to
And that is *a lot*
I telled my cousin Sadie we gotta think of ways we can make a lot of money so our mommies can stay home with us

She had a lot of ideas but I tried to look them up on the World Wide Web and I don't think most of them are legal in America.

So I gotta keep think of what to do

Maybe I could make a Akshun Movie and Sadie could be the stunt actress hero star, do all the leaping and flopping and stuff

And I could be the drama actress sidekick who says "this world is so hard out here for jus a smol pupper like me"

And Amstel of course can be the guest star for the romance plot.

And the boys can be in it but I don't think they'll be able to pay attenshun enuff to learn their lines, so maybe they will jus be the bad guys doing the Akshun that Sadie is rescue us from.

Anyway when our movie is Fame-us then my Mommy can be my manny-gur and jus be home with me all the time
Unless we have to go to Hollywood to put my toes on a star.

I wonder how long it take to make this movie hmmmm.

21/04/2024

Frens I jus cannot

Have u been worry bout me?
I bet u have!!

U are probly worry bc MY HECKIN MOTHER has not been type up my stories for u

That is because
She went away to a Confy in Texas
Texas!!

She said "Layla Grace Texas is too far for puppers so you must stay home with Daddy."

I did try to remind her that this summer of last, I went to Borger Texas and ate Chikins from the Texas Star Steakhouse and then Layla Geraldine showed up and tried to sommy-salt into a cactus.

But apparently
I was not permit to go bc
"Too many miles to drive, Layla Grace. Last year it was on the way home to go to Texas."

Any heckin way

She did me an abandon
And then the thing they were do?
It was a Planner Confy for people who do planners

I am a people who does a planner
U all have seen me show my planner here.
Heckin heck.

The Confy is call GoWild and u jus KNOW Geraldine would belong there, is no one more wild than her!!!

They did Arts and Crafts and as u all now, Farts and Crafts are my speshul-tee!!!

And then they meeted MARTHA STEWART who akshully LOVE dogs and would have done me a pat or two!!!

The worst thing was
Every day there was Peetsa
And I could have helped to eat it

But no
I was stuck at home with Daddy.

So this morning I did log in to Mommy's account
And I typed, "hmm next time we should have the Planner Confy at a place for dogs and we could have a dog tea party and then the dogs would have time to use their paws to make art"

And do you know what?
Already three Doggo did use their mommies accounts to tell me yes they would like that!! Lucas and Cupcake were like "heckin heck yes sign us up". And Hondo was already there this year so I know he will come back again too!

So I am hope next year we will have Wild For Perfect Doggos Who Do Behaves And Like To Be Soshul

Bc this year steal my Momma away for 5 days was not the heckin stuff!!!!

08/04/2024

Well hello my frens we have made it to the lake

We came here for the E-klips!

I don't know what a E-Klips is but I know Mommy and Grandma went to see one many years ago and I had to stay with Grandpa bc it was too many hours in the car

But Mommy did pwomise when I turn 8 I would be allow to see it
She said it will be spooky and the sun will seem to go away in the middle of the day 😯

So here we are!

Yesterday we did a hike as a famlee!
My cousins Max and Kyle came with us for the hike

And when I was on the hike

~ Layla Geraldine did show up ~

Oops

I told her she was not invited
Bc every time she show up somewhere
It is ME Layla Grace who get in trubbel

Well guess wut

We weren't even up the first hill yet

AND OH LORDT SHE COMIN

so the thing was

If it had been Dry And Warm
It probly would not have been so bad

HOWEVER

It had rain for days
So the ground was marsh
Which means SECRET WET MUD
like it look like u are gonna step on grass
But stead u step into THE OSHUN OF DIRT

so anyway
What had happen was
Layla Geraldine showed up
And she rolled in all the marsh
And she pranced thru the squeeshy parts so there was mud all inside her toes
And Po-tay-to Time did happen
And she got *all the way covered* in mud

Seemed like a great time
And it *was* a best time
Until we got back to the house and then

I had to Deal With The Con-see-quens Of These Akshuns

Which was
A baff.

Got a heckin baff
ON CAVATION

did not even know they brought bafftubs to Cavation
But here we are

Anyway now I smell real clean and my fur is SoSilkSoSmooth
So everyone is fuss about me

BUT
Why always it is ME Layla Grace who has to have the baff
When it is Layla Geraldine who did the bad thing??

Anyway that is what did happen to me yesterday.

Today I am not sure bout this E-klips bc the clouds have arrive early

But all the famlee is together
And as Mommy always say,
"We make the best of what's around"

So I will let u know how it goes!!

02/04/2024

Oh yes hullo our bellies are full and we have only been good girls today and also we are already Packt And Ready for the trip and we did all our chores

APRIL FOOL WE HUNGRY AND WE NOT BEEN DOIN ONE SINGLE BEHAVE OR CHORE SINCE FRIDAY

Hahaha I gotchu didn't I

😊

01/04/2024

Hoppy Easter!

I had TWO DAY of celly-brayshun and now I am Ahzost.

Last nite the boys came over and we did dye the eggs and then I put my Easter apron on and we took fotos

I lookt Real Festive and even Bandit got in the spirit mostly

We did order from the Peetsa Place for dinner and Auntie got a salad to share with me. I had like 17 bites it was real good. I ate off a fork bc I am A Real Grownup.

Then tonite my seester Lily came over and we did pose for fotos with Our Fren Jesus. His name tag came in French so Mommy call him Mon Ami Jesus. He was way better behaved for the foto than either me or Lily if I am be honest.

Anyway I got One Shrimp and One Chikin for my Easter meal (plus all the salad and Peetsa from last nite).

We are go on a lil Cavation next weekend and I cannot wait. So I did pwomise My Fren Jesus that I would be on my best behaves before the trip.

I hope everyone who celly-brate had a real good Easter and if Easter is not for u I hope u ate easter candy and shrimps anyway

27/03/2024

Well frens I do not have the good news bout a Foster Brudder that I wanted to have

I was a real good girl and did my lesson and took my quiz but they did not do my papers until it was too late 😭😭😭

I was v sad and dis-trot bout this
So Mommy decided that I needed A Real Cheerup

Lucky me it was EASTER PARTY DAY at the dog park down the hill

Normally I do not go to dog park bc it does me an Overwhelm and it does Mommy a Ank-ziety
But for Easter Party Day I was allow to go bc all the v best behave dogs came out
It was real or-gee-nice and everyone was be good and calm
And all the parents were there pay attenshun to make shure we didn't overdo our rowdies.

So me and Baby and Bandit and Lil P all went together

WOW was it fun.
I was like "why Mommy never let me come here??"
She say it bc sometimes it is *too chaos*
But like... My frens and I are always chaos I am use to it.

Anyway
We had the best time
I made so many new frens
Also
I kept sneak into The Beer Tent bc there was a guitar man in there and I like guitar sounds bc they make me think of Dave Mathey

Momma kept saying "Layla Grace where u go??" But where I did go was, stand by the Beer Tent Gate and wait for someone to sneak me in!

Then when I was inside I would go to each table and ask the grownups, "hullo did u pet me yet?" and they would say "no not yet" and then I would say "ok now is a real good time!" and they would pet me.

After the party we were all real hungry so we went to Stelly's house and pickt him up and then

THE WHOLE SQUAD ROLL UP

(I don't know what that mean but Mommy and Auntie kept say that and giggle at us bc we were all 5 walk together in a lil bunch)

We went to a Resty-ront that had LETTUCE and also FRENCHYFRY and me and Baby did sit at the table like real grownups

Was a v best day and I had so much fun that I felt better about the No Foster Brudder Sit-yoo-ashun
Mommy said probly we can get one in four weeks tho!?

So I will jus keep wait and be payshent and member these wondyful memories of my Easter Party Day.

20/03/2024

Yesterday I got Verruh Portant News

Mommy said
This week we have a surprise for Layla Grace

I was like OH WHAT bc I do love a good surprise

Well this surprise was,
I have to be v good yesterday today and Turdsday tomorrow.

I was like, heckin heck being good is not a surprise
Except that
Yesterday was the first day of spring
And so I was ready to Do My Spring Bads.
So I guess if I WERE to be good that WOULD be a real surprise to all of us after all.

But then Mommy said "shoosh stop run your mouth and LISSEN for a minit"

~ V hard to do but I did it ~

She say the REST of the surprise is
If I am good and behave
On Friday I maybe can have

A FOSTER BRUDDER.

oh my
I have wanted a Foster Brudder for like all the years
But Daddy has always said "no I do not think we could handle another Layla Grace in the house"
But THIS time he said
"Okay Layla Grace u have been v good (sept for eat the cup the other day), so u can have a Foster Brudder for two day on the weekend."

I am so excite
This my dream come true
Gonna have a Foster Brudder and we will be the best of frens.

Mommy said there are two boys at the shelter that I may meet
One she say has live with another dog before and he likes dogs and would come Best Fren Ready
But the OTHER one she MOST wants me to meet
Will need some help to be a Best Fren.

She say he is jus like me when I was at the shelter!!

She said he is v cute sorta Lorge size of a mini pony
And he loves things and is sweet and does Cure-ee-oss-ity BUT
The world is a big scary place to him and he gets Ank-shus
And sometime he Forget How To Dog.

She said that *I* was like this even tho I do not member
I was afraid of lots of things like Floor and Stairs and Toys and Bowl and Drink Water Do A Hydrate

I feel like always I am brave as heck but she say I was like this once 😮

So she think,
Maybe the Brudder come to live here for a little while
I can show him How To Dog
The way I had to show Lily that when she first came home 2 years ago

All of this will Do A Depend on:

1) Mommy do a lesson for be a Foster Momma
2) me do my behaves
3) the Brudder will like me when we meet

But I am v excite

Mommy say mostly we will have to be separate just so he does not get Ank-shus
But we can do a walk together and be soshul while we are be watch closely by MommyDaddy.

But we are hope this will help him get adopt to have his v own home soon!!

I cannot wait.
Even tho it is now spring and I want to get a good start on my Spring Bads so I have time to do them all,
I must be good.
I must be the Best Big Seester

And I am ready.

I even did my Fashun real perfect so I can show him how to Look The Part Of Adopty-bull Dog
(This is how I did make Mommy adopt me all those years ago)

Okay frens I need u all to say lil prayers for me and my hopeful Foster Brudder!!! Hopefully in 2 day he will be here with me!!

18/03/2024

Happy St. Pitty's Day!

I wore my green

Also I sat next to this pillo that say "rub belly for good luck" and no one has been rub my belly so I guess everyone gets BAD LUCK

Heckin heck there is still time before midnight so I hope my parents get with the program

Today it was real pretty outside and I did want to celly-brate BUT it was so windy I thought I would blow away
So I stayed inside in my lil bed and jus did sing U2 songs softly to myself until my mom came home

Anyway TOP O THE MORNIN and to all my frens I hope u find the pot of gold

The good for-chune at our house is that I think I p**ped out all the cup and now everyone can stop stare at me

15/03/2024

Frens today I have a HECKIN GROSS DI-LEMM-UH.
If u not like the gross, maybe come back to my page tomorrow.

You see
Everybody been Doin An OBSESSY bout my p**ps for 3 days

Heckin heck

Mommy had to go back to work so Daddy been stay home take care of me

Every hour Mommy type to him, "HOW LAYLA? LAYLA GOOD? DID SHE P**P? WHAT WAS IN THE P**PS?"

so every hour Daddy take me out for potty
And then stead of let me Do A Free Rompus
He is follow me around
And watch me p**p
Then come over and look to see what the p**p like

THEN he text it back to Momma like "p**p look real normal today"

I think they are write a report to send to the Govvy-mint or somethin

Anyway then when Momma get the update
She gotta text like 5 of my aunties who are Doin Concerns to let them know I'm ok

And then by the time that is done
Almost the time to go outside and try to p**p again and do the whole thing over!!

I am find this real heckin Annoy and Barrass.
I have thought of some ideas why they are do this:

1) did aliums land in my tummy and they think one will come out
2) am I posed to help grow the flowers this year
3) I don't know, Mommy does science for a living and sometimes scientists jus be doin science things with p**p
4) maybe they can tell the weather from my p**ps? Like it gonna snow tonite or the sun is here or what

Anyway
All I know is it got NOTHIN to do with me eat that little cup the other nite.
I think my parents are jus GONE WEIRD

so I'm to hide under my blankey and try to keep my poos in my tummy so no one can do them a In-Spek-Shun

13/03/2024

Well today I was in a MOOD
Can't even blame The Moon so I guess it is Spring Fever

Mommy was doin Paper Sorts and I was v interesty in this so I came over and did decide to roll around on the papers

And then she was watching a program on her compy Stead of hold me like a lil baby angel
So I went in her bag and found her Mergency Supply of Nappykins
She keep this in case they get takeout and there is not enuff
But I was like, "hmmm don't need takeout to shred Nappykins"
So I took them out and did some shreds.

Then she was make a movie bout her planner and I thought it was take too long and she was posed to be payin ME attenshun instead
So I did decide to nibble the couch a lil
But I found a way to nibble with LOUD so that she has to stop what she workin on and pay me attenshun.

Well u may think this was the end of it and I did settle down
BUT I DID NOT.

in fact i did a *real bad*

Mommy was do her Meal Prep in the kichun
It was a turkey with veggies and Thai Resty-ront Smells
She was not share it with me
Like, why. Why she do this.

Anyway I wanted to sit real close to her in case she drop the turkey or the green beans or the peppers near me
And then I got *a lil too close* and I stepped on the part of her feety that had a cut from a rock this weekend
And she went, "owwwww!"
And that did me a frite.
I freakt out
All my toes went in different di-reck-shuns
I slipt and fell on the slippy floor
And I was v upset
So Mommy felt v bad for me
And in the freezer
We had leftover from my pup cup

ICE CWEAMS

So since she was worry bout me
She gave me the leftover pup cup

Well
Usually I lick the ice cweams
And then I give her the cup for the trash
But TONITE I was feel ASPESHULLY SPICY so I did not want to give her the cup
And what I did instead was

Eated the cup.

Like not jus the ice cweams but
The cup they came in as well
Was not real delishus but my brain was taked over by the excite for ice cweams that I forgot were in the freezer

Mommy tried to have me Do A Trade
But I could not even think bout it
I HAD TO EAT THE CUP

anyway
Maybe not my best idea
After I did it I thought, oh no can tummies HAVE cups in them??

And Mommy was not too shure either
So we had to Do A Google
Call my aunties
Call my auntie whose mum is a vet tech
Do Another Google

And now we think probly all will be ok
And we will see that cup again tomorrow 😬

But Mommy gonna call my vet tomorrow
And she is gonna tell them what I did
And tell them "where Layla get this naughty behaves!!"

Tonite she says I have to stay rite close to her so she can watch me
Daddy made a cally-dur for tomorrow with Check On Layla Hour like every hour

Anyway I know what I did was bad
HOWEVER
what i did want all day was for everyone to do a fuss over me

And guess what they are do now.
Mmhmm.
They are Do A Fuss.

I am so smart sometimes gosh.

The Chronicles of Miss Layla Grace