This is why you can’t have nice things
The best part about birthday presents is unwrapping them! The second best part is disassembling them.
I am sick of telemarketers!
It snowed! I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Dont let the vet see you flinch!
If you want to get ice cream in December, get your parents to take you to the vet.
Limping is a sure fire way. Then get all dramatic during the exam like your having an emotional crisis so your parents feel bad. They will give you ice cream when you get home!
Vet thinks I tweaked my paw yesterday somehow, but I refuse to show pain in front of her in case she thinks I’m weak!!
I definitely DON’T have Lyme though, so that’s good to know.
Gotta get the smell of CLEAN off me!
Ice Cream Man!!!
I’ve been waiting for him all day!
Backyard Ball Season is here!
I don’t really keep my eye on the ball, I just run to where I think it’s probably going to be. I’m only right some of the time.
High-Speed Cookie Grab Training