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Fritz's Follies My name is Fritz and I am a Miniature Pinscher. I like chasing my sisters, playing with toys, gettin I was born in an old box spring mattress. I have 2 sisters.

I was the product of a backyard breeder (ie puppy mill) who really only cares about money. When I was a puppy, my front leg got caught in one of the mattress springs. It became infected and they didn't love me, so I didn't get vet care and the leg rotted off. A nice girl took me from those mean people and got me in a rescue group. My Mom adopted me when I was 8 months old and I couldn't be happier

. All of us have been rescued and we are proud of it! My page is intended to bring awareness to animals in need and support adoption, instead of buying from irresponsible people. Most of all, I hope to bring a smile to your day!

Happy birthday to our beautiful Grace Marie who is 13 years old today!!She might be getting older and is still small but...
09/04/2024

Happy birthday to our beautiful Grace Marie who is 13 years old today!!
She might be getting older and is still small but she’s always the boss.
We love you Grace and here’s to many more happy birthday pancake celebrations 🎉🎂🥳🎈🥞

This is Sandy’s version of laying on the couch.  Take up as much room as possible so no one else can sit on it!
04/04/2024

This is Sandy’s version of laying on the couch. Take up as much room as possible so no one else can sit on it!

One section of a couch holds 2 humans, 3 small dogs and one medium Maya. 😂
03/04/2024

One section of a couch holds 2 humans, 3 small dogs and one medium Maya.
😂

From our pack to you, we wish you a Happy Easter 🐰🐣🐇
31/03/2024

From our pack to you, we wish you a Happy Easter 🐰🐣🐇

Happy spring to all my girls. And to all my friends who visit our page. I hope it’s warm where you are!  It’s cold and w...
19/03/2024

Happy spring to all my girls.
And to all my friends who visit our page.
I hope it’s warm where you are! It’s cold and windy here. 😖

Top ‘O the morning to ya!Whether you’re Irish or not,  happy St. Patrick’s Day. 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
16/03/2024

Top ‘O the morning to ya!
Whether you’re Irish or not, happy St. Patrick’s Day.
🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

Happy Pi Day Pie? What kind of? I like pie. Cherry, lemon meringue and peanut butter. Yummy!Not food Grace.  Pi is a mat...
14/03/2024

Happy Pi Day
Pie? What kind of? I like pie. Cherry, lemon meringue and peanut butter. Yummy!
Not food Grace. Pi is a mathematical constant.
Oh, I’m not good at math.
It’s okay, I would rather think about yummy pie too!

Well I went to the doggieatrician’s office on Saturday. Just a yearly thing, nothing wrong.  I wore my work vest to remi...
04/03/2024

Well I went to the doggieatrician’s office on Saturday. Just a yearly thing, nothing wrong. I wore my work vest to remind them not to mess with an officer of the law. Wouldn’t you know, that doggieatrician looked at my butt!! She snuck around so quickly, I never saw her coming. I told her it was fine to look, but no touchy the t***y!
I’m healthy and in great shape. Blood work done, vaccines updated, I’m good for another 10,000 miles 😊

Gretel is celebrating today with a fun game of Leap Frog. (Grace) Wait, did someone say frog?  Where is it?  I am a crea...
29/02/2024

Gretel is celebrating today with a fun game of Leap Frog.
(Grace) Wait, did someone say frog? Where is it? I am a creature expert!!
🐸🐸🐸

National Polar Bear Day?  Really Maya?Hey, I did pretty well in my role as a groundhog.  🤦🏽‍♀️
27/02/2024

National Polar Bear Day? Really Maya?
Hey, I did pretty well in my role as a groundhog.
🤦🏽‍♀️

Happy Valentine’s Day! We love you all and thank you for stopping by.Most of you guessed correctly yesterday.  Fritz fou...
14/02/2024

Happy Valentine’s Day! We love you all and thank you for stopping by.

Most of you guessed correctly yesterday. Fritz found the baby, no doubt a testament to his excellent investigative skills.
King Fritz is the winner!!

Happy Fat Tuesday!Pass the King Cake please. Feb. 13, 2024 marks one of the most important days of the year — Fat Tuesda...
13/02/2024

Happy Fat Tuesday!
Pass the King Cake please.

Feb. 13, 2024 marks one of the most important days of the year — Fat Tuesday. Mardi Gras Day.
The most interesting tradition involves a king cake and the miniature toy baby hidden inside. The person who receives the piece of cake containing the toy baby is considered king for a day.

Who do you think will get the baby and be king?

Meanwhile, the “bigs” are still recovering after partying all night.
12/02/2024

Meanwhile, the “bigs” are still recovering after partying all night.

What a night!What a game!And the halftime show. Did you see that?!?! Did you see Maya?  I mean, Usher couldn’t take his ...
12/02/2024

What a night!
What a game!
And the halftime show. Did you see that?!?!
Did you see Maya? I mean, Usher couldn’t take his eyes off her! 🥰

We’re having a great time at the Super Bowl!  Go Chiefs!Go 49ers!
11/02/2024

We’re having a great time at the Super Bowl!
Go Chiefs!
Go 49ers!

Apparently being on a long road trip together has created an intense sibling rivalry between Gretel and Dallas. Clearly,...
09/02/2024

Apparently being on a long road trip together has created an intense sibling rivalry between Gretel and Dallas.
Clearly, Gretel is quite passionate about the 49ers and isn’t afraid to show her disdain for Dallas and his Chiefs. 😂

All aboard !! Come on let’s get moving.We’ve got a long road ahead of us.Fritz did you pack enough snacks?Of course I di...
08/02/2024

All aboard !! Come on let’s get moving.
We’ve got a long road ahead of us.
Fritz did you pack enough snacks?
Of course I did Grace.
Well Maya said she’s already hungry. I don’t want to run out before we cross state lines.
Has anyone seen Sandy?
Oh I found her. She’s already asleep.
Okay good! We’re off to the Super Bowl.
*beep beep*
Bye neighbors. Watch for us on TV!!!

The excitement is building here at home. We are a house “divided” by those who cheer for the 49ers and those who are Chi...
06/02/2024

The excitement is building here at home. We are a house “divided” by those who cheer for the 49ers and those who are Chiefs fans. Who will win the Super Bowl?

After successfully predicting the future weather, Maya makes an encore appearance with Joni Mitchell at last night’s Gra...
06/02/2024

After successfully predicting the future weather, Maya makes an encore appearance with Joni Mitchell at last night’s Grammy Award Show.

There you have it folks! World Famous Grounddog Maya predicts an early spring!!👏🏼💐🌺🪴🌳🌞🌼☀️🎉🎊Maya would you like to say a ...
02/02/2024

There you have it folks! World Famous Grounddog Maya predicts an early spring!!
👏🏼💐🌺🪴🌳🌞🌼☀️🎉🎊
Maya would you like to say a few words to your fans?
Thank you for coming out today. I’d like to thank my brother Fritz for the police es**rt because without it, I wouldn’t have made it on time. And to that other dude named Phil, bug off! Stop trying to steal my spotlight!!!!

Come on! I’m going to be late!!!!Maya please let me drive!  I’m a better driver than you!Fritz we’re not going to be the...
02/02/2024

Come on! I’m going to be late!!!!
Maya please let me drive! I’m a better driver than you!
Fritz we’re not going to be there in time.
Relax Maya, move aside, I’m the only one with a driver’s license. I will get us there in time.

How much is gas here?  That’s expensive. I’m going to ask for an increase in my appearance fee!
31/01/2024

How much is gas here? That’s expensive. I’m going to ask for an increase in my appearance fee!

Time to get on the road. Punxsutawney awaits my arrival!
30/01/2024

Time to get on the road. Punxsutawney awaits my arrival!

Mom this rain is for the ducks. That’s cute Fritz but I think the saying is “for the birds”. Birds? Do you see any birds...
29/01/2024

Mom this rain is for the ducks.
That’s cute Fritz but I think the saying is “for the birds”.
Birds? Do you see any birds? I don’t see any birds. They aren’t interested in the rain!!
Good point Fritz.

Anyone coming with me this year?Where?Punxsutawney. Are you the official grounddog again?Yes, they invited me back becau...
26/01/2024

Anyone coming with me this year?
Where?
Punxsutawney.
Are you the official grounddog again?
Yes, they invited me back because the crowd was the biggest last year. They said it was everyone wanted to see me.
I don’t doubt that!!!

Am I sad the Farm Show is over? Yes!! I’ve never had so much delicious food in all my life. When does it start again?Not...
16/01/2024

Am I sad the Farm Show is over? Yes!! I’ve never had so much delicious food in all my life. When does it start again?
Not until next year Maya.
Well that’s probably just as well. I had to let my collar out a little bit. I think I gained a pound. Or maybe five.

The answer is no and hell no we didn’t get to the Farm Show today. It was too cold 🥶. We made the executive decision to ...
15/01/2024

The answer is no and hell no we didn’t get to the Farm Show today. It was too cold 🥶.
We made the executive decision to stay home and snuggle with our moms.

Who’s going along?We are Fritz!!! Where’s Mom?  I thought she wanted to go too?MOM!!!  Let’s go!Okay, okay.  What’s the ...
13/01/2024

Who’s going along?
We are Fritz!!!
Where’s Mom? I thought she wanted to go too?
MOM!!! Let’s go!
Okay, okay. What’s the hurry? The Farm Show is open all day.
We have to get to Miss Lucy’s dog treats. There’s always a long line and we don’t want to miss out on the good treats.
*************
See what we mean Mom? Look at the line.
Well let’s get in the line so you can get what you want.
Yay!!!!

*Ooomph*Gretel are you responsible for the mess in the kitchen?What mess?The flour, sugar, mixer, baking soda that’s all...
12/01/2024

*Ooomph*
Gretel are you responsible for the mess in the kitchen?
What mess?
The flour, sugar, mixer, baking soda that’s all over the place.
I’m baking!
Why are you baking Gretel?
I’m entering the cookie contest at the Farm Show. Step back, I need to press another one of these cookies. *ooomph*
I’m going to win for sure with these dog print sugar cookies. 🍪

Hey girls, remember when we were at the Farm Show yesterday and we saw those horses pulling stuff?Yes, they were powerfu...
11/01/2024

Hey girls, remember when we were at the Farm Show yesterday and we saw those horses pulling stuff?
Yes, they were powerful horses.
I think we could do that. We are strong and we pull Mom on walks. You know she weighs a lot.
Fritz now don’t you let her hear you saying that!
No really, I think we should do it!

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