Studley Muffin & HRH Cowbags (2026)

27/05/2023

Hello hefryone...its me Coops...Sowy hasn't been eres for long times but hi am not vewy Wells I have cushings...dun knows wots dat hi ain't go nuffink like a pillows hon me....hanyways hits my burfday han hi am 9. Dat mummy said hi can't go dwinking tonight..tut mummy is no funs hi have got a fwend called Buster ims a cavalad like me, dat girl fing finks um is er boyfriend ims not. So hanyway web mummy is sleeping me han Buster are going over dat clubhouse and get fully sicky sick drunk. Luff Coops xx

01/06/2022

Good hefning efryone Duchess hof Hessex here's. Jus wanted to tell ya dat hi ham vewy busy dis weekend has I haf to be hin London for Jubilee. Hi will be hon the balcony wif Her Majesty to waves to you hall. Jus hopes dem corgis dun courses problems. Coops can't come coz ims not woyal.We hopes you hall haf a wonderful day, moi will be eating all fings posh han dwinking champers. Wonder hif dem has a stwipper pole hin the Palace. Luff HRH Duchess Cowbags of Hessex.x

01/05/2022

Hello hefryone. Coops ere.

Me han girlfing haven't posted for the longest time. Hi ham still so vewy Studley han andsomes. Well we har still in dis stwange ouse wiff nun stairs. Not sures hif I likes I tho. Girlfing is still stupids coz of er mummy wonts take hus to the lake cos cowbags keep eating dem gooses poo...er disgusting er is. Oh yeah I have some mates ers Buster ims a cavachon likes me but ims not as andsome. Dusty is a sausage dogs but you can't eats im but im likes mummy best...hi ad to tell im..its my mummy ..you can't Ave er...mummy gets some fowers in potsis OMG...cowbags digged dem hup..er gots in the pots er did...oooo..mummy not appy no sir er wasn't. We are being wery wery good well hi ham...not cowbags tho. Be Safies...luff Coops xx

21/11/2021

Hasternoon hefryone.. Coops ere...well hits a bit fweezing eres han dat daddy makes me han girl fing go walks....aboose dat is ..still dun finks hi likes hit ere but mummy tells his tuff...can you beleef hit she hactually said dat...mummy han daddy wents to a fooneral was a longs way han dem hoomans leaved hus wiff aunty Claire she comes to looks hafter me an cowbags wen dem to swaned hoff. Now dis place gots lots hof dog fwends but dem all boysis han get dis only a cavachon moved hin by hus but im not Studley likes me no sir him ain't. Eeww cowbags sleeping han ere gots er belly out...ere is so wude ere is...oh hangs hon er sleepies ere dun wants er cwunchies.haha...finks I needs to elps er out han eat dem.....luff Coops xx

25/02/2021

Hefning Hefryone...Coops da man ere....well hi tells ya fings ain't right ere....did new Ouse fingy is jus not right...dat mummy yep mummy still as chickens wires up...and me Han cowbags still can't find any chickens and people's are digging hup all the grass Han mudis.....yeah no gwass Han no mudis....coz of datgirl fing Han we hallergies... Oh Han nuffer fing we ad to age our hairs done yesterday so now
wee are like blooming glowsticks......now hi hears mummy talking to someone today's...thoughts was a bit stwange has she normallys talkies to erself han if we goes hout the big gates we are hat the sea wall.......so when it's summers all the Cava lads can comes ere and we can find girls ....always girls hon the beach and we haff abar so can have some Cava beer and no driving....Be Safe.

Hefryone luffs Coops Han Cowbags xx

14/02/2021

Hefning hefryone...appies valtine day wotever day is....well we have moved to dis new place han me han cowbags dun like hit...no siree we don't....it's got no stairs no none...what kinda place his diss oh han waits a minute dem Holman's have caged hus in...yeah hits chickens wire stops hus scaping.can you believe dat me a muffin being caged him with chicken wire...dere isn't any chickens tho..cept mummy han Dr is chicken oriental hanyway. Cowbags scaped er done diggydiggy yeah and was wunnin wound ....not me hi stayed on the steps ....Jesus mummy wasn't appies. Got lots of dem foxes ere..soon sort dem out. We ad lots of dat snow stuff..ooo. was weekly cold on me manly bits. I Avent managed to see hany fit girls yet as mummy can't walk in the snow stuff...mummy can't walk properly hanyway er always doing tally down stuff and not only on Fu**It Fridays. Well fink daddy his hin kitchen wonder giff me a trweat. Night all Coops xx

16/09/2020

Hefning Hefryone........Coops ere wiv girl fing. Well hi ham habsolutely spitting fevvers... Den hoomas had woods my ouse. Yeap dem two done soles my flipping ouse. Now does dis means hi ham omeless.. where does Dem fink dey are taking hus cos we add to take Cowbags parrently... Well hi heard Dem saying we was going to a mobile ome mobile ome...does day mean hits hon wheels an we hard to keep dwiving haround like twavelers....Dem has weely weely done hit diss time.....me a studley muffin omeless and a twavelers.how his I gonna meets girls ....oh Han get diss....Dem is not taking me king size bed....are dress hoomans mad....dey hexpext me to sleep in a double...OMG..does mobile omes even have beds....weely mummy what's you doing....does dis place aff water and tweats...oh my days...Cowbags saids er dun care coz er is a duchess ..duchess haha di**it she his.....my street cwed is gone ..desteoyeds....by hoomans..daddy better not pull up to the Cavs Inn in dis mobile ome ring...the stwippers will neffer effer luff me again......going to gets a tweats now .....Please Help ..###

02/07/2020

Hi everyone Coops and Cowbags mummy here......I can't believe I am writing this but.........I don't have anything to report .......the gruesome twosome are spending their time sleeping......as much as I appreciate the peace and quiet I must admit it is very strange. They are both well and still pawjus.......just a big change in behaviour........Now I think I may have just jinxed myself so...........breathe held and awaiting their return......Stay Safe all you pups and mummy's .....Bev xx

27/05/2020

Hefning hefryone..Coops ere ...well hi ham feds hup it's my burfday Han the Cavs inn is shuts....no stwippers... No beers...nuffink...mummy cooked me chicken ..mmm.. delish my fav...but hi likes to get stinkings wotten fally down dwunk hon my burfday....not this year tho...sticks ere wif Cowbags...Tut...will have to awange sumfink wen lockdowns his hover....dunn hefenn get to kissy kissy Bibi.....Luff Coops x

25/05/2020

Hefning.....Coops ere wif Cowbags.....sowy didn't hears fwon hus but mummy been weely poorly in hostipital.....so we had been vewy good pups so mummy can sleepies ..hopes to be backs soon.....Luff Coops and Cowbags xx

08/04/2020

Hefning Hefryone...Coops da man ere....well hi dun know hif hi likes daddy being omes all times....im moansis more dan mummy.....dun do diss...dun do dat....stops hit....God im as giffen me a eadaches .. well mummy gots leads hout han me an girl fing fought....yeah gets haway fwom daddy...no im comes too....now hi likes a good sniffs when hi ham hout...daddy dun hefen lets me do dat....so fort hi would go looks for some girls....nope no girls...well felt for Cowbags Han she dun count...hi tells Cowbags fink hi saw a squirrels.....hehehe she was hoff wunning han barky barky chasing nuffink....Stoopid girl she is....oh my days er founds some fox poo poo.....we was jus abouts to woll init...scugusting er is ...when daddy comes Han shouty shouty hat her.....er nearly ad a coronarry .fing.....she is so stoopid dat girl...hanyway hits times for my sleepies befores hi go beds for more sleepies.....Be Safies....Lickies Coops.da Man xx

07/04/2020

Hasternoon hefryone....Coops ere.....Mummy said she is giving Cowbags a Bwazilian....What's a Bwazilian Please ......Stay Safies..Lickies Coops xx

Studley Muffin & HRH Cowbags