My voracious grape leaf appetite will not be deterred by a (much welcome, actually) water balloon assault attack, young grasshopper.
It happened again today. Penelope was cute and sweet and furry, but we all know how this ends. Say it with me:
"SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE!!"
Today the people built me a
Sritcher-Madoo 2000...
I'm not mad, I'm just going to have to try it again.
And again.
And another again.
One day I will defeat this heavy obnoxious chunk of Ethan Allen, but until then, I'll chop away at it, paint chip by paint chip, rearranging the whole house as I establish my dominance.
Muahahahaaaaaaaaa
No need to get outta my way, big hairy. I'll just go this way...
This boy takes good care of me, so I think I'll grow old with him. 💙
You ever come home and scare off an intruder?
Just a little video clip I'd like to call "no thank you".
When I've had quite enough of this senseless noise, you will know it.
Channeling my inner Tommy Boy...
Cronchin up the green bits on this lovely late fall day
When you just have the dang hiccups, but you can't get any privacy to deal with them properly...
Two can play the wet sidewalk game, rain.
Two can play the wet sidewalk game, rain.
Just another beautiful day in paradise
Just another beautiful day in paradise
Just snoozin' away like the sweet angel baby you all know that I am.
Just snoozin' away like the sweet angel baby you all know that I am.
There's a new Godzilla in town...
There's a new Godzilla in town...
Z is for "you're no stinking match for me"!!
Z is for "you're no stinking match for me"!!
Just another Jurassic Thursday
Gotta gobble up all the grape leaves I can before the great early freeze of 2020 descends upon us.
Gotta gobble up all the grape leaves I can before the great early freeze of 2020 descends upon us.
☮❤☀️
Spring day filled with love, happiness and all of the sunshine.
I guess you could say I don't love soccer.
Quarantine tip: take it all out on a soccer ball. They can handle all the pent up anger you can summon forth. Then you'll feel better and you can go about your day with sunshine in your soul.
You guys think you're the only ones who have it bad in quarantine? 🙄
You guys think you're the only ones who have it bad in quarantine? 🙄
Tortie Zen
Enjoy these relaxing rain sounds while ignoring my stare down with that creepy Pinocchio drain plug. 👀