I iz twyingz to teach da baby hooman howz to pwayz wif me
Hooman fought she cud pwayz wif da baby hooman andz notz wif mez! I showedz herz 🤣
Helpz! I haz losted my tenniz ballz underz da couchz
Da hoomanz hadz a manz makingz my gardenz all flatz andz nicez andz i hazn'tz beenz allowedz onz da new grass at allz 😔 Well todayz dey finallyz letz mez so I hadz to rollz allz overz itz andz makez it smellz likez me
I wentz da crazy zoomiez on walkiez wif da daddy hooman
Hooman sez no ball frowz coz i haz hurted my neckz againz 🙄 Diz iz wotz i finkz of dat!
Itz rolly pollyz inz da icy grass timez forz da Dobby dogz
I just lovez rollingz inz da frosty grassz
I toldz youz i gotz her backz. I gotz too hotz inz allz thosez clothez afterz my zoomiez so she hadz to takez da coatz offz and den i rolledz inz da ice for agez. She hadz to wash my PJs 😉🤣
I hazn'tz hadz my bwekfastz, she stolded my dobby pee peez 😳 andz da hoomanz sez i iz goingz to hopital todayz forz an MRIz (i dunno wotz dat iz). I finkz i iz goingz to showz deeze new vet fingz allz da teefz!
Stoopid hoomanz haz new couchez andz dey daredz to movez my downstairz Dobby bedz! Nowz i can'tz getz comfiez 😫
She sez i iz meantz to restz butz i haz a new toyz to killz 🤔
I iz feelingz ruffz. Dey tookz my tiny Dobby teefz outz and I doesn'tz feelz goodz :(
I hadz funz zoomingz for tenniz ballz inz da field. I didn't chase da deer fingz butz mummy hooman sed it woz likez walkingz a 🐌 homez 🙄
I iz feelingz a little bitz betterz althoughz she dressedz me upz to match da flowerz 🙄 Itz very wetz and windy outz der
Send helpz! Shez huggingz mez againz 🙄
Tiny hooman woz chasing mez onz my walkiez! Hez neverz goingz to catchz mez
I haz allz da toyz...andz a squashy schnozzle
Itz soooo windyz outsidez da mummy hooman nearly blowedz overz!
Mummy hooman sez i iz a weirdo inz da snowz
Oh noooz! Da hoomanz iz watchingz da homeless doggiez onz da tvz andz i finkz shez gettingz ideaz coz derz a saluki fing onz da tv. I just wantz da tiny hoomanz foodz
Der haz beenz sooo much rainz my pondz iz backz. I hadz soooo much funz pwayingz inz it 😊
Wot duz you meanz no onez iz allowedz to takez me walkiez 😫🙄 Stoopid lazy hoomanz 🙄
Da mummy hooman founded an old toyz of herz doggy growingz upz inz da granny and papa hoomanz loft todayz and i likez itz a lotz
Da mummy hooman gotz me a new dobby bedz forz my bad backz butz da tiny hooman finkz itz hiz 😔🙄
