Dobby Dog the lazy lurcher

I iz twyingz to teach da baby hooman howz to pwayz wif me

Hooman fought she cud pwayz wif da baby hooman andz notz wif mez! I showedz herz 🤣

Helpz! I haz losted my tenniz ballz underz da couchz

Da hoomanz hadz a manz makingz my gardenz all flatz andz nicez andz i hazn'tz beenz allowedz onz da new grass at allz 😔 Well todayz dey finallyz letz mez so I hadz to rollz allz overz itz andz makez it smellz likez me

I wentz da crazy zoomiez on walkiez wif da daddy hooman

Hooman sez no ball frowz coz i haz hurted my neckz againz 🙄 Diz iz wotz i finkz of dat!

Itz rolly pollyz inz da icy grass timez forz da Dobby dogz

I just lovez rollingz inz da frosty grassz

I iz brushingz my teefz

I toldz youz i gotz her backz. I gotz too hotz inz allz thosez clothez afterz my zoomiez so she hadz to takez da coatz offz and den i rolledz inz da ice for agez. She hadz to wash my PJs 😉🤣

I hazn'tz hadz my bwekfastz, she stolded my dobby pee peez 😳 andz da hoomanz sez i iz goingz to hopital todayz forz an MRIz (i dunno wotz dat iz). I finkz i iz goingz to showz deeze new vet fingz allz da teefz!

Stoopid hoomanz haz new couchez andz dey daredz to movez my downstairz Dobby bedz! Nowz i can'tz getz comfiez 😫

Petz me hooman!

She sez i iz meantz to restz butz i haz a new toyz to killz 🤔

I iz feelingz ruffz. Dey tookz my tiny Dobby teefz outz and I doesn'tz feelz goodz :(

I hadz funz zoomingz for tenniz ballz inz da field. I didn't chase da deer fingz butz mummy hooman sed it woz likez walkingz a 🐌 homez 🙄

I iz feelingz a little bitz betterz althoughz she dressedz me upz to match da flowerz 🙄 Itz very wetz and windy outz der

Send helpz! Shez huggingz mez againz 🙄

Tiny hooman woz chasing mez onz my walkiez! Hez neverz goingz to catchz mez

I haz allz da toyz...andz a squashy schnozzle

Itz soooo windyz outsidez da mummy hooman nearly blowedz overz!

Mummy hooman sez i iz a weirdo inz da snowz

Derz snowz againz

Oh noooz! Da hoomanz iz watchingz da homeless doggiez onz da tvz andz i finkz shez gettingz ideaz coz derz a saluki fing onz da tv. I just wantz da tiny hoomanz foodz

Der haz beenz sooo much rainz my pondz iz backz. I hadz soooo much funz pwayingz inz it 😊

Wot duz you meanz no onez iz allowedz to takez me walkiez 😫🙄 Stoopid lazy hoomanz 🙄

Da mummy hooman founded an old toyz of herz doggy growingz upz inz da granny and papa hoomanz loft todayz and i likez itz a lotz

Da mummy hooman gotz me a new dobby bedz forz my bad backz butz da tiny hooman finkz itz hiz 😔🙄

Umm wherez minez?