Peaches the Wonder Kitten

19/06/2024

The horror has finally ended…. For now. Our roof is finished and the stranger danger men are gone. Sadly mom and dad have a lot more horrors planned. They said our house is almost 25 years old so we need to remodel a lot of stuff. I think they forgot about all the remodeling they did 8 years ago. It was so bad we had to move out of the house for a month until the work was done.

Humans do crazy stuff. It’s not fair to us pets. They need to leave our house alone

15/06/2024

Such a happy day. Mom got new shoes which means I get new boxes.

My life isn’t all good because the Stranger Danger men are still working on our roof. I’m so sick of them but they are almost done. We have had a lot of rain delays. But unfortunately we will have more Stranger Danger people coming to paint our house when the roof is finished. It never ends. My life is so hard. At least I have new boxes

21/05/2024

Hi friends. We are under attack. My world is literally falling apart. There are about 100 men on my roof and my whole house is shaking. I dont understand why this is happening. Mom said it will make my house nicer and safer and it will be over soon but I don’t want this. Why do we need a new roof. I was happy with our old roof. I’m not a happy Peach today

18/05/2024

My mom got really mad at me last night. I’ve been really good and haven’t p**ped on mom’s bed in a really long time. Not even on Mother’s Day like I planned. We found that as long as mom keeps my litter boxes really clean I won’t have accidents. I have 3 litter boxes so all is usually good

So for the last couple days mom has been really sick in bed with migraines. I cuddled with her like the sweet girl I am. But last night when she got up to get some water I p**ped on her blanket. When she lay back down and covered herself with the blanket she got showered in turds. She screamed and got really mad. It was hilarious

Now mom is calling me a “Naughty Poo Cat”. I think mom is a “naughty poo human”’as she was the one covered in turds. Also mom was eating saltines in bed when she was sick and left crumbs so she is also a “naughty crumb human”

12/05/2024

Happy Mothers Day. I’m just enjoying the sunny day outside my window. Just waiting until mom goes to the grocery store so I can leave my present on her bed. My present is a turd. Because that’s what she deserves. She let a stranger danger person stay at my house. It’s my human brother. He’s staying here for 5 days until his new apartment is ready. He keeps trying to talk to me and give me kisses but I’m not tolerating it. If mom was a good person she’d tell him to go live under a bridge for 5 days. She knows I don’t like stranger danger people.

This is the brother with a camera that used to take lots of pictures of me when I was a baby. Sometimes he buys me the Nip and I will like him for a few minutes. But for the most part I really don’t like him or his kisses or his camera

21/04/2024

RIP to my sister, Jazz. Last night mom and dad had to make the decision to let her go to heaven. She was such a brave girl and had survived so much in the past 3 years. She recovered from a herniated disk that paralyzed her. Then a few months ago had emergency surgery to remove huge tumors. But in the past couple weeks she started sleeping a lot and not wanting to eat. She also didn’t look happy anymore. Yesterday she didn’t want to drink and by the afternoon she wouldn’t even wake up. Mom and Dad knew it was time so they took her to the emergency vet to give her the shot that would send her to heaven. We are all really sad and crying today but we know Jazzy had the best life and was loved so much. She was 12

18/04/2024

So 3 years ago my human brother moved to Texas. He left a lot of his stuff in his childhood bedroom at my house and told mom that she had to keep his door shut at all times and cats weren’t allowed in. Mom didn’t listen and turned his room into my special sun room. Last night my brother told mom he’s thinking of moving back to Florida and may need to stay at my house until he finds his own place.

Sorry brother, you can’t have your room back. You are better off staying in Tx

31/03/2024

I’m in so much trouble. I p**ped on mom’s bed today. Mom bought me a new catbox and when I saw it I screeched and ran and hid. Now mom is trying to relax and I’m attacking her blanket every time she moves and may have accidently bitten her a few times. Sorry not sorry. This girl just want to have fun.

22/03/2024

So today I found out mom and dad don’t love me anymore. Mom was wrapping a bunch of presents. I thought they were for me but mom said I had to leave them alone because they are for one of the grand children. They never got me this many presents before. I guess they don’t love me

08/03/2024

Me and my mom are the best of friends. We love to cuddle. I press my sweet tiny body as close to her as I can.

05/03/2024

Hi friends. I wanted to give you an update. Mom posted last week saying I was p**ping on the bed. She took me to the Evil Vet today to try to find out what is wrong with me

As usual it was the most horrible experience. And you know what the Evil One said? He said I had fleas. How rude

Mom said I’ve been scratching a lot and I have sores on my neck. Evil Vet thinks I’ve been p**ping on the bed to let mom know I’m uncomfortable

Now mom has to treat all the other dogs and cats for fleas and sanitize all their bedding. Mom is worried that we may get a flea infestation in our house. We had one 10 years ago and had to end up removing all our carpet

I’m not a happy girl right now

26/02/2024

Hi friends. We need some advice. The unthinkable is happening. I’ve been p**ping on mom’s bed. I’ve always been so good and perfect and never done anything dirty before. I p**p right where mom sleeps so mom is thinking maybe I’m mad at her. I sleep with mom every night so it’s my bed too. This weekend was especially bad because dad was out of town and mom slept downstairs with my Rottie sister who can’t make it up the stairs (dad usually sleeps with her so mom didn’t want her to be alone). I p**ped on mom’s bed twice so mom thinks that could be because I had to sleep alone. But I’ve p**ped a few times in the past month. Moms worried I may be sick but I’m normal besides for the p**ping. She’s making a vet appt in the morning.

Has this happened with your cats?

06/02/2024

So my dad and my dads truck and my house and our pet Peahen were on the news today I was in the upstairs window watching the media circus but I’m not on camera Mom and the neighbors love Gerty the Dirty Bird but they think she will be happier with other peacocks So hopefully this story will help find a santuary that can take her

South Florida is filled with animal lovers willing to do anything to save our defenseless creatures. But what do we do when that animal is invasive or non-native to our state or local areas?

19/01/2024

TBT photo of Baby Peach. When I was a baby I loved to go to work with mom. Everyday I would jump into my carrier and go to the office. Then I would play all day and take turns sitting on peoples laps and cuddling with them Then I grew up and decided I hated people, car rides and my carrier. Now I stay home in my house with my mom because luckily for me, mom mostly works from home now

15/01/2024

When you are so tiny that you aren’t much taller than the baseboards but you are so fierce that all your doggie sisters tremble at the site of you. That’s me. Doggies need to stay out of my way

Also we just realized that people have been tagging all my followers. We have changed our security settings so hopefully you all won’t get tagged anymore

11/12/2023

There has been a lot of fighting and bad vibes at my house lately. Mom says it’s all my fault because I’m an instigator and a bully. But what does she expect when she forces me to live with these hideous little gremlins. Someone has to keep them in line.

28/11/2023

Thank you all for your prayers for my Rottweiler sister, Jazz. She’s still doing well after her surgery. The vet removed a lot of stuff that looked cancerous so we were prepared for bad news. But the biopsy results came back showing NO CANCER. We are all really happy

Since the power of prayer worked so well I need you to pray extra hard for me. Please pray that I get lots of extra nip and Friskies. Mom and dad are so busy giving Jazz special treats that they forget about me.

21/11/2023

Hi. Just wanted to give you all an update on my Rottie sister that had surgery last week to remove infected ovaries that grew back after she was spayed, remove her spleen and 3 infected teeth. She’s doing really well but mom and dad have been really stressed out. Over the weekend she didn’t want to eat or drink much and we were all worried but we stopped her pain pills yesterday and now she’s eating and drinking like a champ. Mom says the pain pills must have upset her stomach.

I’m doing my best to be extra cute to make mom and dad happy. Thank you for all your prayers. They really helped. Now please pray for good results when the biopsy results come back.

16/11/2023

Hi friends. Well we have had a very difficult week. First mom had a stomach bug and was laid out in bed for a couple days. But that was the good part because I got lots of cuddles.

I wanted to give you an update on my sister Jazz. I told you last week that she was dripping blood. We thought it was from a UTI. Turns out it was vaginal bleeding. Vet did an utrasound and found that when Jazz was spayed 10 years ago the previous vet didn’t remove everything. Poor Jazz had to have surgery today. Mom and dad were so scared she wouldn’t make it but vet called and said she did well. She has an infection so has to stay at the hospital for a couple days. We are waiting for the biopsy results and praying that it isn’t cancer. Vet seems optomistic so mom and dad are a little more relaxed tonight

Also we are having horrible rain storms the past few days. It’s been raining hard for the past 10 hours. The little dogs are refusing to p*e outside. They are bad so moms probably going to step in some accidents in the house.

06/11/2023

Please say a prayer for my sister Jazz. She became paralyzed about 3 years ago from a herniated disk but made a pretty good recovery and has been doing well. Last week she was diagnosed with a UTI and started meds. Over the weekend she started dripping blood so mom took her to the vet today. Turns out the blood is vaginal. Mom asked if it could be cancer and the vet said cancer is always a possibility but at this time she’s leaning more towards a polyp. Jazz has to go back for an ultrasound on a couple days so we will know more then. Mom is freaking out. Jazz is almost 12 so mom worries about her a lot because she’s getting older. Other than the dripping blood she seems happy and healthy.

30/10/2023

Well the horrible day is almost here. The day that every cat dreads … the day that the annoying kids dress in stupid outfits and beg for candy. Who comes up with these traditions?

We live in a really awful neighborhood where the neighbors are all friends. On the horrible candy begging night they sit out front on lawn chairs and talk and laugh and give out candy. Some of the grown ups even have stupid costumes on. Isn’t it bad enough that the kids have costumes? I watch it all from my upstairs window and am disgusted with them. Humans are so weird

Mom says I should thank my lucky stars that they sit out front because that way the kids aren’t ringing the bell and making the dogs bark. Oh and the dogs have costumes too. Dogs are so eager to please and love to dress up to make the humans happy. Stupid dogs. Mom better not try to dress me up this year if she knows what’s good for her (the pic she posted is an old one as I now refuse to cooperate with photos shoots that involve costumes)

I hate stupid Halloween

17/10/2023

This is what happiness looks like. Just lying in the sun and a cold fall day.

And mom really needs to wash my blanket

01/10/2023

Mom and her doctors are trying to figure out why she wakes up with so much back and neck pain every morning. They better not say it’s because I sleep on top of her all night long. I love being as close to mom as possible all the time. I always lie on her not next to her and I’ve trained her not to move as it disturbs me.

Mom says she hasn’t had a good night sleep in the 10 years since she adopted me. I don’t understand this because I sleep so well. Mom is so comfortable to sleep on

27/09/2023

Mom is sad today because she feels itchy and stuffy but someone stole her allergy pills.

That someone is me 😹😹😹 I discovered that I love playing with pill bottles because they make a fun rattling sound. Mom better get used to going without pills

23/09/2023

Hi friends. We are starting to recover from the loss of my brother P**py Butt. This is a picture of my other brother, General Urses. He was best friends with P**p and has been having a hard time. For the first week after P**p died he was very upset and followed mom everywhere. He’s never been affectionate so it’s kind of weird that he wants to be petted. He’s calmed down a bit now and has started collecting socks which he hides in his bed then walks around the house with them in his mouth and howls. He’s kind of a weirdo

Mom is hoping we will be friends since he lost his best friend and I lost my best friend Krusty in January. But I don’t think it will happen as Urses is a giant thorn in my side. We’ve never gotten along. He has his socks to play with and I’ve been happy because mom let me officially take over my brothers room. My brother moved to Texas 2 years ago and told mom he was keeping his room at her house and no cats were allowed in. I love this room because the sun comes through the window right where I sleep and it’s in the front of the house and I can watch all the activity on the street. There are stray cats and a peacock and a bunch of birds and people walking dogs. Mom says what brother doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

11/09/2023

RIP P**py Butt

Yesterday was a sad day. My brother P**py Butt died suddenly. He was running around and playing in the morning then he curled up in his bed to take a nap. When he didn’t come running for food at dinner time, Mom went looking for him and found him dead in his bed. We aren’t sure why he died. He’s never been outside so it’s unlikely he got into anything toxic. He was almost 15 and at a recent check up the Evil Vet discovered he had a heart murmur. The Evil Vet said with heart conditions they can sometimes die suddenly in their sleep. Especially with an older cat that was still very high energy. Our whole family is very sad and shocked. I didn’t hang out with P**py too much as he was just too hyper for me but he was always nice to me. Mom said that it’s a blessing he went peacefully and didn’t suffer

P**p was the litter mate to my beloved brother Krusty who died in Jan. Mom found them in an abandoned house when they were about 2 weeks old. They were both good cats

10/09/2023

The last couple weeks have been tough on me. There’s been a lot of drama in my house. We had repair men and inspectors and even bees. I’ve decided that I really dislike most people. Here is the list of people I hate the most
1. The Evil Vet
2. Stranger Danger repair people
3. Stranger danger family people
4. My doggie sisters
5. My dad who calls the stranger danger repair people and is really loud when he watches football
6. Sometimes my mom. I mostly love her except when she takes me to the Evil Vet or invites the stranger danger family people over

Mom says life is going to get worse for a while because soon they will start putting our new roof on. And my stranger danger human brother is coming over tomorrow. My life is really hard

01/09/2023

So today was the worst day of my life. Mom took me back to the Evil Vets Torture chamber. It was terrible. The Evil Vet put his fingers in my ears and mouth then he touched my stomach. (No one is allowed to look at me or touch me except for my mom). Then he held me down and stuck needles in me and squeezed my a**l glands and clipped my beautiful claws. He is pure evil. I screamed and made a huge fuss but no one saved me. Next time I’m going to bite.

I don’t know why mom takes me there. She says he’s a wonderful and kind vet (he’s not) she says she takes me so I can be happy and healthy. (I’m not happy) If she really cared she would just buy me nip and Friskies.

Sadly when I was leaving I saw one of my friends, Milo Cat, going in to the torture chamber. I hope he made it out OK. It’s so terrible that cats are made to endure “annual check ups” AKA annual torture.

My face in this photo says it all. I hate the Evil Vet

24/08/2023

Mom says this is what a bad girl looks like. It’s 2:30 AM and mom is a little bit mad at me because I found my catnip mouse and decided to run around the bedroom with it. I may also have crashed into moms water bottle and knocked it on the floor. Mom’s now wide awake and can’t get back to sleep. She’s acting like this is my fault

18/08/2023

There are over 7 billion people on earth but one of they is happier and more blessed than all the rest. That person is my mom. She is the only person in the world that gets to experience my Peachy cuddles and my Peachy purrs. Mom is so lucky to have me and to have all my love and attention. I pretty much hate everyone else. When the Stranger Danger friends and family people come over I hide under the bed and avoid them. Mom says I have to try to be nice to my dad since he pays for my food and treats and toys and for the roof over my head. But I still don’t like him very much. I tolerate him and sometimes let him scratch my head but I mostly avoid him. Mom is the only person that knows how sweet and loving I am