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Documenting the life and times of Tyson the Doberman. Registered name Tito Tyson Mad Maximus RN. Total goofball, trouble maker, naughty, love bug.

12/08/2023

Forever in our hearts.

08/08/2023

Just checking in to let you know that I have to go. I'm really tired.

Mom and dad both say "f**k cancer," whatever that is. They also say that I'm going to get to see Chloe, so that's cool.

Mom and dad are really sad, so be nice to them. I'll be back to visit them so I'll know if you're not.

Anyway, as always, I'm awesome. Don't forget that!

Duh.

07/07/2023

Here I am.

Wearing this weird thing.

It has probe things that Dad says are measuring my heart beats or something weird like that.

Mom says I'm being a hero. I say heroes are cool and I'm already a hero cause the vampire vets get my blood and use it to save dogs (not sure how that works cause I'm a person...)

Anyway, I didn't volunteer to wear this thing. Don't I get a voice?

Apparently not.

Mom says dilated cardio myopathy (whatever that is) is a serious thing and being part of a study for early or better detection is pretty awesome.

Annnnnd I guess this is just another notch on my "Coolest Guy In The History Of Time" belt.

Juat sayin'

10/06/2023

Guys!!!!!

Guys.

I think my mom has an addiction.

She brought home MORE of these things today. Do you know how many of these things are in the house? Pretty sure it's something like a billion. And they're EVERYWHERE!

She doesn't do anything with them either. Just keeps getting them and putting them in random stacks.

That's just weird, right?

And poor dad!!!!!!

02/06/2023

It's all about me, mom!

07/05/2023

Despite what it looks like in this picture, I DO NOT love Sophie (aka Fatty Fat). She keeps me company during the day when mom and dad are at work (whatever that is...seems kind of awful to me).

That's it.

Nothing more.

She thinks there's more, but my heart will always belong to Chloe.

I hope I get to see Chloe again some day. She was amazing.

07/05/2023

Guys!

Guys.

As an O.G. at All For Paws Animal Clinic I had to take mom and dad to the 5 year anniversary celebration of their practice being open.

I mean, I've been going there FOR-EV-ER and I'm basically their favorite client, so obviously I had to go to their party.

I just love those guys!

Especially Dr. B. She and I go way back (hopefully she's okay with me calling her that. I'm sure she is cause we've known each other basically forever).

Anyway, All For Paws is awesome. If they ever need someone to come out and say how many stars they'd give them I'm their guy, and I'm kind of particular about who I do and do not like. Just sayin.

20 stars out of 5. All. Day. Long.

19/03/2023

Ever get so bored that you feel like throwing a pillow at your mom?

Yeah....

31/10/2022

Mom and Dad are somewhere. I don't know exactly where, but I'm not with them and that's all that really matters.

They better not be having fun without me. Duh.

Luckily I'm hanging out at my home away from home. Somehow these guys heard that I'm a pro model for picture taking.

So here you go.

Happy Halloween!!!!

Whatever that means....

22/10/2022

It's BarkBox day!!!!!!!

04/10/2022

Today is my birthday!!!

Don't know exactly what that means...

But it obviously means that today is all about me (duh)

AND that I get a .
...

What do you mean I just got a box a couple of weeks ago and won't get another one today!?!?

Well I better get a cake or pizza or hotdog or something, then.

01/09/2022

Ever just sit and ponder the meaning of life?

Like why aren't Pup-peroni filled dumbbells available all the time?

And how come I don't get a BarkBox everyday?

Or why don't I get to sit at the table for dinner with mom and dad?

And where does mom go during the day without dad and me? Dad and I are working hard at home. Is she off having fun without us?

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It's all about me, mom!

Ever get so bored that you feel like throwing a pillow at your mom? Yeah.... #BeenThereDoneThat #LoveMyMom

It's BarkBox day!!!!!!!

Fatty Fat is lucky that I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Who would have guessed a bowling ball could be this entertaining

Guys!!! Check out this thing! Pretty sure it's the COOLEST THING EVER!!!!!!

It's a tough life, guys. I mean, I just want to hang out with mom and dad all day long AND have all the things. That seems reasonable, right?

Look, guys. The long nose knows what's up. Gotta work it and smell it and make sure things check out.

Best. Thing. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least for now. I'm killin' it!

Look, mom. All I wanna do is lay here chewing on this sheet. It was a lot of effort to drag it from my room to your messy craft room where I could chew on it AND be in the same room as you. So, nope. You can't have it.

Mom. MOM!!!! Stop watching that dumb baking show and throw this thing.

What do you mean "I drink weird?" Maybe YOU drink weird, Mom.

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