Beauydog, it's a dogs life

07/01/2025

She keeps saying “ how lovely!” Can’t see it myself but marginally better than yesterday when we got soaked! Don’t want to encourage her with these early (to us) morning expeditions!

03/01/2025

They can’t fool me with this fire but I agree with everything here: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1A7XfJsKsL/?mibextid=wwXIfr

02/01/2025

Well! A while since I’ve posted! Much has happened but I’m pleased to say that I’m being petted and feted like never before but obviously deserved! Grandad-dog has moved to be nearer to her and to me obvs!! We go to see him every day and she is completely and utterly even more devoted to me than ever! I can do no wrong though when I contemplated having a munch of the very thick cashmere jumper behind me in this photo, there was a little unpleasantness in her manner!!

But I digress, this new found wave of love and enthusiasm for me is all because everyone loves me when I visit Granddad-Dog and I get a lot of petting!! When we see him I naturally climb up to say hello and lick him because I love him but this also appears to be a cracking plan in terms of my fandom!! I have to say I have been a model of patience as it’s very hot there - they heat the floors 😨

But I do love to see him smile and be so pleased to see us even if he won’t share a crumb of the Christmas cake she takes him every day!!

She is mumbling about walking there today - 5 miles eeek!!

More anon

15/12/2024

She says this is evidence of my mud joy earlier BUT what court of law wld uphold this when we shared the bath water? Her word against mine that she bathed first!! ha!

15/12/2024

Ha! They are going away tomorrow and leaving me with a house sitter! They think I don’t know! Can’t get at his (dog sitter) bed but left a nice damp sandy patch on their bed 😂 serves ‘em right!! She Sarah Paveley has threatened a bath but we will see! 😂

24/09/2024

https://www.facebook.com/share/V4WuLW5FR6ofmxM7/?mibextid=WC7FNe

07/07/2024

ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴇᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴀ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏꜱɪꜱ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴛᴀɢᴇꜱ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘᴀꜱꜱ ᴀᴡᴀʏ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ "ᴀᴍʙɪɢᴜᴏᴜꜱ ʟᴏꜱꜱ".
ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡɪꜱʜ ᴅᴇᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴀ ᴏɴ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ. ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ꜱʟᴏᴡʟʏ ᴅɪᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ʟʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʙᴇᴅ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏʀ ᴅʀɪɴᴋɪɴɢ.
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴄʀᴏʟʟ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴀ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇᴅ ᴏʀ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴀ.
ᴛᴏ ʀᴀɪꜱᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄʀᴜᴇʟ ᴅɪꜱᴇᴀꜱᴇ, ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ.
ʜᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ.
ᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʟᴢʜᴇɪᴍᴇʀ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ!
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18/06/2024

02/05/2024

Well here I am!! Bit of a beauty though I say so who shouldn’t! She says it’s not quite as beautiful as the photo Jennie Howlett once took of Bella in the blue bells. But she also says I’m her beautiful girl so must be a close second!

06/04/2024

Well I’ve not been on here for a while - having a rest from
Social media! But life is good! She slept like an angel last night and here I am in my accustomed place but HE!!! OMG all I can say is that beer and silent sleeping are not compatible!!

More later when I’ve recovered!

14/02/2024

Well! Here I am with my morning tea - not!! I have miserable cold water! However there was drama last night - went out for my, let’s call it “relief”! (She just yells “poos and wees” for all to hear!!) There was something under the caravan! Obviously my duty to investigate! Spent about an hour having a very good nosey around whilst she stood in the pouring rain calling me! 😂 was a lot of fun! Eventually she pulls out her fitness mat from under the caravan and look! Proof that something was under there as said mat has been eaten!! Then she pulled me into caravan in no uncertain terms! Most undignified! Then she moaned all night long that a 2’4” bed is not wide enough for her and me - obvious answer was not appreciated!
However she did take me for a decent walk today although I was on the lead - yesterday’s bid for independence (at a few pheasants expense) was not welcomed!

13/02/2024

Well! Here I am with her for the week! I went to a fencing club last night and must say I couldn’t see what she sees in it! Loud, busy, crowded and lots of young people hitting each other!! Anyway I’m just relaxing now though she says I’m completly in her way as that’s where she needs to sit for the table! She has promised me a lovely walk - we will see how lovely as she will insist on doing her excercises and keep me on the lead of shame! It’s not as if I don’t come back when she calls but it’s just more “eventually” than she’d like!!

01/01/2024

Well! Happy New Year folks! I’ve been spoiled today so that’s as it should be!! See ya’ll tomorrow when I fear I’m on a boat!!