Human said I was acting odd, so we went and saw the Dogtor. They said I've got "old dogs disease" and that it should pass, but that I'm gonna have to see the vet again on Thursday!
I didn't mind tbh, she had good treats so I let her stick the metal finger up my bum.
I can't cope with #BradPitt gets too happy! #staffordshirebullterrier
So earlier on my human took me to see the dogtor at Wigan Vets4Pets . Apparently, me seeing unicorns and making friends with them isn't normal, and, I mean, I explained that I only had a problem with that 1 unicorn who stole my pet apple.
The Dogtor stuck a finger up my bum and said I've got a Urine infection, so, something something something.
Dunno.
Anyway, we came home and I got given this weird looking pink thing as a treat and a mouthful of some weird tasting orange juice that wasn't orange and didn't even taste of oranges which was weird, but the pixies around my human seemed to like it too!
So, apparently I've been a good boy, but I don't know how, all I have done today is float!
Human says I might hallucinate, but I said "NO! you're the one with a bus on your head!"
I'm on medication for a week apparently, but, I dunno, don't think I've had any yet.
Anyway, got to go, because the toilet roll is about to recite some poetry and it's rude not to look interested.
Also, tbh, I don't mind the vets, I was sniffing because there'd just been a dragon sat next to us. Human said it was a German shepherd, but I know what I saw tbh.
New carpet and a game of #Chase with my human!
Then because Brad was barking the men from AO gave me a teddy bear and I've called him Ted, he's getting the beat down now for a bit, then I'll cuddle him.
This is the "blanket of love". We would go on tour, but we can't be bothered moving tbh
So, Brad doesn't like any dog his size or bigger. Apparently that now applies to the ones on TV now too.