Percy

02/11/2023

I have been balloon crowned - SirFlipsAlot 👑🦭

23/10/2023

Why can't I get a box of snacks in the post everyday?

🦭❤️🎁

29/09/2023

I'm ready for a whole day - no need to move from the chair.

GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE TV - DON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYES - GET SOME TOMATO SAUCE 🦭❤️🦁

25/09/2023

Don't touch that remote - I'm sitting right here from the Brownlow to the Grand Final - GET ME SOME CHEESEBOX 🦭❤️🏈🧀🧀

23/09/2023

Go Lions! Seal-lions! Hear our flippers roar!

🦭🦁🦭🦁🦭🦁🦭🦁🦭🦁🦭🦁🦭🦁🦭

03/09/2023

Eugh... Well, supposedly I was meant to give you a Toblerone for Father's Day - but I ate it... So someone else got you one as a replacement... But I'll probably end up eating that too when you go to sleep tonight.

YOU'RE WELCOME! 🦭🫤

19/08/2023

Crazy Tasty!
We're the sweetest snack for you!
Fully juicy too!
Crazy tasty bro!
Zespri Kiwifruit!
We'll totally lift your mood!
Crazy Tasty!

🦭❤️🥝🥝🥝🥝🥝🥝

10/08/2023

Happy birthday to the seal! Happy birthday to the seal!
.. What do you mean it's not my birthday?
.. 😒 *Sigh* this day sucks then, just give me a big slice of cake and I'll be on my way.

🦭❤️🎂

27/07/2023

Ladies, why settle for a man when you can have a handsome Seal wearing a bowtie that owns his own monster truck?

🦭🎀🛻

14/07/2023

Shhhhh 🤫 don't disturb me - I'm going to watch Brisbane Lions tonight.

Charlie Cameron is my favourite player - I'm a lucky Seal I've got a SIGNED footy card from Charlie 😁

🦭❤️🏈

23/06/2023

Like the ad!

FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTY!! FRIDAY - NIGHT - FOOTY!!

🦭❤️🏈

22/06/2023

*grumpy huffs* 😡

Nope - your getting the seal of silence 🤐

Didn't get a cat for my birthday, just a naughty dog 🫤

When I win powerball tonight I'm going to buy myself a mansion with a cat in each room!

😡🦭

21/06/2023

Help!!! HELP!!!

I've been BAMBOOZLED!! I've been SWINDLED!!

Get the mouth wash!!! I've been POISONED!!!

These STUPID things are TURKISH!!

🦭😡🍫

18/06/2023

Num Num Num Num

18/06/2023

18/06/2023

Super fancy double bowtied seal 🦭

18/06/2023

🦭❤️🍟🥓🧀

18/06/2023

🦭❤️🌭!!!

18/06/2023

BRONCOS!!! 🏈🏈🏈 🦭

18/06/2023

Thank you for my super duper fancy bowtie - nothing more fancy than a double bowtied seal ❤️❤️❤️❤️

18/06/2023

Thank you for the gift! I love a can of sardines ❤️❤️❤️

18/06/2023

Telling him that I'm very popular and that he should pay me to take a photo with him 💸

18/06/2023

This bloke didn't even bring a gift - just came for a feed 🫤

18/06/2023

Gentle patting... I've had a few too many cocktails and shots 🤣

18/06/2023

Just a couple of cool dudes ready to hit the town and break hearts 💪💪💔

18/06/2023

Cheers! 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

18/06/2023

Best Birthday Ever!!!

18/06/2023

Birthday Seal - First it's a shot! Then it's seal cocktails!

🦭❤️🍹

16/06/2023

A couple of SEAL NUTS!!!

🥜🦭🥜🦭

16/06/2023

A seal connoisseur of fine French patisseries.

🦭❤️🧁🧁

15/06/2023

Sunday is my birthday 🎉🎂 I'm turning 8!

If I open up ALL my gifts now, it means I'll get new ones on Sunday.

🦭❤️🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁

28/05/2023

LIONS - LIONS - LIONS!!!

ROARR - ROARRR - ROAHHHH!

🦭🦭🦭❤️🏈🦁

14/05/2023

I got you chocolates for Mother's Day... But I ate them all 😔

Maybe you should buy me some more 😈

🦭❤️🍫

01/05/2023

Introducing the "Trio of Seals" 🦭🦭🦭

Percy and Frank found themselves a new seal buddy.

His name is Elton - he also enjoys hats and accessories, so found himself at home very quickly - especially when he brings out fresh donuts!

🦭❤️🍩

(Yes, he looks almost identical to Percy, except he's the opposite side 🤣)

Welcome home Elton ❤️

15/04/2023

In a world of darkness - be a seal of sunflowers.

🌻🌻🦭🦭🌻🌻

18/02/2023

I've been a hard working seal in the garden, and let me tell you - it's paid off big time.

Have a look at my carrots! So big that they almost come out of the ground themselves... I'll sell you one for $50 bucks a carrot.. 🦭🥕

31/01/2023

🤫 Sometimes I dress up as an old lady so I can order from the seniors menu at restaurants...

🤣🤣🤣🦭

14/01/2023

I'm going to wake people in the house up in the middle of the night - tell'em to take me to the gaming lounge, I want to play Yahtzee, Pictionary and Mouse Trap!

*Slaps flippers on head frantically* WAKE UP!!! To the gaming lounge post haste!

06/01/2023

... I thought we were having a picnic - hence why I have my straw picnic hat on...

Next thing I know the blanket has a truck dump stones on it, I'm flippered a shovel and told to get to work...

It's a tough day for a small seal 😔🦭