11/05/2025
📣 DAY 9 OF POSTING RUBY UNTIL SHE FINDS HER HUMANS 🥏🔥
Y’all… it’s Day 9. NINE.
At this point, Ruby has run enough zoomies to power the Eastern seaboard and possibly charge a Tesla. Meanwhile the universe is still like: “nah, let her cook.”
Cook WHAT?
She is a dog, not a crockpot.
(Although, given the speed she heats up the yard, she could slow-roast a brisket on a sunny day.)
💥 Current Ruby Stats:
• Age: 9–10 months
• Energy: Solar flare
• Smarts: Knows commands, learned door code somehow??
• Social skills: LOVES dog friends (but eats alone because she says, “Listen, Karen, I guard my snacks. Fight me.”)
• Crate trained ✅
• Potty trained ✅
• Athleticism: Would win gold in the Olympic Zoomies + Squeaky Toy Freestyle
• Aesthetic: Golden brown lightning bolt in fur form ⚡️
• Hobby: Beating the sound barrier, judging squirrels, training humans
She has been THRIVING in training and is now basically that kid in class who raises their hand before the question is finished.
“What’s 2 +—”
“SIT. LOOK. DOWN. TREAT PLS. THANK YOU.”
But as much as she loves learning…
Girly is SO READY for a home.
Whether you want a foster situation or you’re ready to adopt and claim your very own chaos nugget, Ruby is here like:
🥺 “Do you want a loyal adventure friend? I don’t shed tears, only joy and the occasional grass clippings.”
Plus her ears go boing like she’s powered by cartoon physics. That alone is worth a lifetime commitment, honestly.
🏠 What Ruby Wants:
• A family who likes fun
• A dog buddy who isn’t afraid of cardio
• A yard or someone who embraces being dragged at a healthy jogging pace
• A couch for her dramatic flops
• Humans who appreciate her “I WAS BORN FOR THE SPOTLIGHT✨” energy
If she’s still here by Day 30, we’re making her a dramatic Netflix documentary called “Ruby: Unadopted but Untamed.”
Let’s not get there.
Make today the day she goes from Rescue Rocket to Your Rocket 🚀❤️
📱 Apply to foster or adopt at:
👉 helpingheartshealingtails.org
Two chances to win: foster her and fall in love… or adopt her now and just skip to the good part.
KL #16994