Dash

06/12/2024

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02/11/2024

Egad! It’s happened! I’ve become a “pageant” parent! Scott has been selected for Praise My Pets calendar. He’s gained 7 pounds (treats must be restricted and activity increased! And, he’s fallen from 2nd place to 3rd on the leaderboard. This is unacceptable!

24/10/2024

03/10/2024

To remind the smoker in the house as day-by-day Scott’s fear of life outside the trailer is diminishing and he wants to honour his husky heritage!

25/09/2024

Oh, Scott, how you amuse me strategically covetting two balls from your invisible playmate, stuffing them both in your mouth and going for broke with the chunk of chewed slipper. I applaud your grace at your futile effort, and sauvely playing one-to-one relay with the release of the two covetted balls. How you humour me!

20/09/2024

I think Scott is broken. Three days ago I could not look him in the eyes outside of his safe space - the bedroom. To today's training session where not only is he making eye contact he is allowing me to feed him!!!! If you are not sure what I am doing in the YouTube video, I am clicking every time he makes full eye contact with me. Not a glance, but complete eye contact.

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Fearful foster dog. Fifteen days ago he wouldn’t let anyone within 15’ of him unless he was inside the house in his crate with the lid off! ...

12/08/2024

Drat, the bunnies are safe!

Dash walking at a “trot.”

12/08/2024

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12/08/2024

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15/06/2024

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31/05/2024

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08/05/2024

Looking for names for my garden retreat! People keep telling me to sell my hobbies so I need a . I am seriously lacking creativity on this...

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20/01/2024

Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your Husky. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:
Although your Husky acomes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.
Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Husky ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.
Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Husky suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.
Sunlight: Do not allow your Husky to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.
Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.
Naming: Your Husky comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Drop it
What are you doing now
Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Oi, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth
The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the Husky zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely monkeys in a dog suit is highly contested.
Software: Your Husky is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What-the-hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.
Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.
We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Husky. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now