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It's the thoughts of a dog. What could possibly go wrong.

04/01/2024

Today's word is....perfect.
Peace. Sprout.

03/01/2024

Just keeping it warm.
Peace. Sprout.

02/01/2024

The Loveliness Revolution would like to suggest a few New Year Resolutions.
7. Keep being you. You're brilliant.
iv. Keep moving. If only to the biscuit tin.
■. Keep off the furniture.... nah, don't bother with that one.
Peace. Sprout.

01/01/2024

Ok.
Happy New Year.
I have news.
The Loveliness Revolution Headquarters is moving West.
Very West. About as far West as it can. Well, in this Country.
The Old Bloke has worn us down.
We are moving to Porth in Cornwall where he intends to train seagulls to do his bidding.
Our new house needs work. So we will commute between the two Counties.
You really didn't expect Sanity.
Did you.
Peace. Sprout.

31/12/2023

May the final day of 2023 treat you with calm, peace, love and biscuits.
Like what The Loveliness Revolution is built on.
Peace. Sprout.

30/12/2023

I say, you there,
I'm a dog with absolutely no concept of days.
Good innit??
Peace. Sprout.

29/12/2023

The Old Bloke thought you would like to see Porth beach which he thinks has a rock shaped like a dogs head guarding it in the distance.
I know you would rather see a picture of me and my ballie.
Peace. Sprout.

26/12/2023

There are words....
But they are all swears.
Peace. Sprout.

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas to all of The Loveliness Revolutionaries out there.
Particularly if today, for whatever reason is hard for you.
Remember this little dog with a big heart loves you.
Almost as much as I love biscuits.
Peace. Sprout.

24/12/2023

Having partaken in the arrest of a shoplifter, well, they ran in to him, The Old Bloke is considering other weighty matters today....
Do pandas really exist or are they just drunk children in costumes.
Peace. Sprout.

21/12/2023

The Dancing Queen has, in fact, broken her leg.
The Old Bloke has, in fact, assumed control.
I have, in fact, never relinquished control.
Peace. Sprout.

20/12/2023

No comment.
No comment at all.
Any queries to my press office please.
I request you respect my privacy at this time.
Peace. Sprout.

19/12/2023

I am keeping myself elevated at all times to aid The Dancing Queen's recovery.
Peace. Sprout.

18/12/2023

This is not a drill.
I repeat, this is not a drill.
The Dancing Queen has taken a tumble and hurt her ankle.
She is out of action.
The Old Bloke has declared himself in charge.
Help. A lot.
Peace. Sprout.

16/12/2023

The Old Bloke says there is no such thing as coincidence.
If you go on holiday and meet a neighbour, it's because you are in same socio-economic bracket, kids go to same school, so have to go in school holidays. Etcetera.
Coincidentally, he is off his rocker.
Peace. Sprout.

15/12/2023

Otter's pockets are drier.
Peace. Sprout.

14/12/2023

Whilst the fields are soggier than The Old Bloke's bib after eating a trifle, I try to have only one paw in touch with the ground at a time.
Peace. Sprout.

11/12/2023

Hi, I'm a scatter cushion.
Peace. Sprout.

10/12/2023

Sometimes, you just have to hunker down and hope the storm passes.
On the furniture, of course.
Peace. Sprout.

09/12/2023

Oi puppy sellers that infiltrate this site. NAFF OFF!!
We don't advertise.
Unless it's brilliance and morally sound, like Adore Your Pelvic Floor or Jack Russell Terrier Rescue UK .
Peace. Sprout.

08/12/2023

I have a puffer jacket.
I am cool.
The Old Bloke is a puffer fish in human form.
He is not cool.
Peace. Sprout.

07/12/2023

Leaf raking and combing of The Old Bloke's hair continues.
Peace. Sprout.

06/12/2023

Gerroff!!
Peace. Sprout.

05/12/2023

I now take a packed lunch to work.
Although I had to dissuade The Old Bloke from sharing.
Peace. Sprout.

04/12/2023

If you look hard enough, you might see a sunset in this photograph.
Peace. Sprout.

03/12/2023

Sprout: "Who are you".
Gladys "I am a goat, who are you".
Sprout: "I am Sprout, I am The G.O.A.T.".
Peace. Sprout.

02/12/2023

INCOMING!!
Peace. Sprout.

01/12/2023

I regret to inform you, The Old Bloke, that I won't be able to come to work with you today.
I have matters that require my immediate attention.
Peace. Sprout.

30/11/2023

The sun always finds me.
Which makes it a tad awkward when it highlights my accidental furniture sitting.
Peace. Sprout.

29/11/2023

I'm terribly sorry, Sprout can't be with you today.
I am Arcelia the armadillo from Argentina, a distant cousin of Sprout, visiting these parts.
Peace. Sprout. Sorry, Arcelia. No Sprout.
Peace. Sprout.

28/11/2023

I've got away with it.
Peace. Sprout.

27/11/2023

Ballie. Blower. Beautiful Boy. Boots (wetted). Biscuits (Inside Beautiful Boy).
Today is brought to you by the letter B.
Peace. Sprout.

26/11/2023

Whisper it, but The Old Bloke and I get on just fine.
Peace. Sprout.

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There are words.... But they are all swears. Peace. Sprout.

INCOMING!! Peace. Sprout.

This is my pal Jess. We take her for walks. She is learning the rules. Where I win. Peace. Sprout.

Only I know the rules. So only I can win. Peace. Sprout.

The Loveliness Revolution will never send unsolicited friend requests. The Loveliness Revolution will never recommend breeders or puppies for sale. We are all of the mind that we are led by a Jack Russell Terrier who speaks to and for us. Here's a walrus lumbering into the sea to put off untrue The Loveliness Revolutionaries. Peace. Sprout. Woof.

The Dancing Queen and I have taken up pole dancing. It might surprise you to know that the person in the background is not The Old Bloke. Peace. Sprout.