Trigg Chapman

08/10/2023

Yesterday Bear proved mom is a bit of a moron so when she said she was going to use sharp pruning shears in the front yard I felt like I should supervise. Then she insulted my nose art on the glass door calling it snot and cleaned it off. It's so hard to take care of her sometimes.

11/08/2023

After the incident across the street yesterday, Mom and Dad were discussing how they thought WE would respond if someone broke into our house. So we thought it would be nice to demonstrate what we are capable of. They let us out front one last time before bed. We pretended to find a criminal hiding in the lavender patch by the front step. We jumped in and wouldn't come out. They kept calling us and we refused to recall. Once we thought they recognized we had serious skills we reluctantly returned. We were covered in lavender and they weren't impressed. They still think we are useless protectors but boy do we smell lovely!

23/06/2023

I saw a couple of birds in the backyard so I chased them like I always do. I run at them and they fly away at the last second. Well one guy stood his ground and I couldn't stop in time. I tripped over the moron! How embarrassing! I may have rolled my ankle. Now I'm inside recovering. I may be too old and fat for these games.

09/06/2023

02/06/2023

Mom's craft room is our favorite place. She makes beds for us all over the floor so we can lay wherever we want. She's our favorite. 😘❤️🥰

23/05/2023

We've had a busy day. We tried to fight the squirrel but he stayed in the tree fighting a bird most of the day. Then the propane guy came over to fill the tank. We almost got him but mom shut the door too quickly and then trapped me (Trigg) in a separate room from Bear so we couldn't fight each other. He left the receipt on the outside of the door so I ripped it down and Bear tore it to shreds. We hate that guy and we hate bills. And then we napped the rest of the day.

21/05/2023

Dad has been sick for a week now. Mom has been keeping him drugged and we've been snuggling and cuddling him. We follow him everywhere in case he needs something or he decides to go back to bed (our favorite place). We had to keep an eye on him while mom was washing the bedding and disinfecting the house. We used ourselves and our binkies (Kongs) to set a trap so he couldn't leave the living room.

24/04/2023

We want these buttons so bad but mom said we would only use them to take over the world like a couple of guys called Pinky and The Brain, whoever they are.

23/04/2023

It's a lazy Sunday. It's only 10:45am and we've already had our Sunday morning fried eggs, terrorized the squirrel and chased off the geese. We've also lost window privileges until lunchtime because I (Trigg) lost my mind over a baby bunny. Now time for a nap!

13/04/2023

You know a cool trick? Drool on mom's recliner buttons and then walk away. A few seconds later they start operating by themselves and she sits there confused. It's the little things in life!

12/04/2023

Yep! Mom sure does love us! We are getting too old to comfortably relax on the wood deck so she brought our bed and blankets out. I guess Bear wanted to be closer to me than he wanted to be in his bed. So here we lay watching the birds take over the trees with the cool breeze blowing through our fur listening to Jimmy Buffet! Heaven!

09/04/2023

We almost caught the squirrel 3 times today. Bear has been the look out and I lead the chase. We are now very tired and resting.

09/04/2023

Truth!

09/04/2023

09/04/2023

I know mom loves us more than dad. She rearranged the living room furniture so we could lay comfortably in the sun all day and still look out the windows. Dad thought it looked dumb but she told him to leave it alone. 🥰😘😁

12/01/2023

11/01/2023

Bear and I still aren't sure we agree with this.

24/12/2022

Well we did it again! We healed mom! It was hard work but she finally made it off the couch and ate something today. It doesn't sound like an exorcism in the bathroom anymore and Bear doesn't need to be sedated. She even sat in the chair for awhile and gave us a few treats! She's playing a new game I'm not too fond of. She pretends to talk but there's no sound. I think she's trying to trick us into thinking we are deaf. Maybe it's payback for that raccoon thing last week. Oh! And one last thing...we fell asleep with her last night and when we woke up the top part of the tree wasn't lit up any more. I just want Santa to know that was NOT us! We have NO idea what happened there. Merry Christmas!!!!

20/12/2022

Mom finally stopped puking but we had to give Bear sedatives last night because it was too traumatic for him. Today he's still drugged up and he gives zero f***s about anything. He stole my bed when I got up to yell at the garbage truck so I had to shamelessly lay text to it instead. When I ran to the door to yell at the mailman he woke up out of a dead sleep and ran to another window but then got lost. He didn't know where he was or how he got there. Mom had to lead him back to the couch so I finally got my bed back.