I'm a Daddy's girl. 100%.
But Dad had the audacity to go on vacation and leave me here with mum.
I guess in his absence, she will have to do, but it's not fair.
She took me to the vet!!!
I've been having another bout of something very serious called Spoiltcaturitis. I've had it before but this attack was more serious.
So they took me to the vet 6 weeks ago, but that time I was with Mocca and Cupcake.
But yesterday it was just me, I was frantic!
While in the car, Mum suggests "singing a song together" because in her opinion, I am "just as tone-deaf as she is".
I hate my life 😖
Coco
Getting our special boy to drink is an entire procedure.
1. He needs to have company. Normal cats are solitary, not Coco.
If there's no other cat around, my hand will do.
2. First, you have to entice him. Change the water (that was cleaned three hours ago).
3. Then, you have to touch the water and tell him how good it is.
4. Then he'll be happy purring and kneading for a while.
5. Then, he'll touch the water with his beard. (WHY?!)
6. After some more happy kneading, he'll finally use his tongue.
Oh and don't forget to stroke his amazing fur throughout the procedure!
And don't walk away once he's finally drinking, you need to be there to watch, Coco needs an audience.
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I only videotaped the last few minutes of the procedure, the phase of kneading and wetting his beard is actually much longer.
Yes, he's special.
Seven years ago last week we had our adoptaversary.
You'd think mum and dad would give us some extra treats.
Mum SHOULD be in the kitchen cooking us some liver.
Instead she's looking at our baby photos all night.
#humansareuseless
Finally, FINALLY mum and dad got Covid.
I was beginning to despair, but the miracle finally happened.
First mum, then dad got infected.
For the last twelve days I have had a cosy lap at my disposal all day long.
This is what my life should be like every day.
When mum cooks you liver 😁
Playing in the morning sun
Cupcake
They say I have a foot fetish.
I can't help it, Daddy just has the most delightful feet.
Mocca
Ever since the lockdown, my life has become so much harder.
Having them humans around 24/7 really stresses me out, as you can see on this video footage.
Mocca
I love taking my morning shower.
And I make sure everything is soaking wet when I'm done.
Cupcake
The humans are freaking out for some reason.
I don't know what they're worried about, we have enough cat food and litter, so obviously everything is fine.
And they are both working from home today, which is excellent for us.
Life is fantastic!
So my advice is: stay calm and drink enough water.
Just take things slowly.
Cupcake
