Thai Girl (2026)

22/10/2025

The biggest (highest impact) Home Runs in Jays History.

Joe "Touch 'em All Joe" Carters World Series clinching shot in 93 has to be the Top of the list.

Until Monday Jose "Joey Bats" Bautista shot against Texas was probably number 2.

However, after the bottom of the 7th in Game 7 of the ALDS "Springer Dinger" to advance to the World Series, we arguably have a new 2 slot or at worst a tie.

Go Jays Go.

10/04/2025

My Spidey senses are not just tingling... there is truly something Rotten in the White House.

Here is what is bugging the crap out of me. Trumps actions yesterday are dangerously close to being party to insider trading with his du***ss "it is a great day to buy stocks" tweet premarket. If anyone acted on that info, they have some serious explaining to do or they may find out what Martha Stewart did. The SEC does not have any sense of humour when it comes to market fraud, which insider trading is. There are counterparties to trades. They got damaged yesterday. The tape has all the details. The W5 so to speak.

Now one can argue that it is a real co-inky-dink and well some folks just decided yesterday was a good day to go long. Ok...

But there is a problem. A big problem. Trump was in the Oval Office high fiving some folks after the huge upday in the markets. Again... somewhat benign. But one of those was the Chairman of Schwab Brokerage.

So what do you think the chances of a random meeting in the Oval with the Chairman of a company who trades in Securities on a day like yesterday?

Time for the Ethics Commissioner and the SEC to start digging and fast.

My gut feel/spidey senses. Donald has just landed a whole bunch of folks in very hot water. Trump may have "Presidential immunity" however that may not even be the case. But anyone who took a bite of the "apple" may just find out it is poison.

15/07/2023

Who is your Vladdy?

The next couple weeks in MLB before the trade deadline are going to see a bunch of talk. Leading the way? What is about to become the Sho-time Circus. Will the Angels trade him or see him walk at Seasons end getting nothing? Truly going to see some wild speculation with the best all round ball player since the Babe is about to become a free agent at Seasons end.

Meanwhile... in the big Smoke? Hoping Vladdy fires up a great second half. Looking at our roster, if I am the front office? Another starter. With runner up to another long man for the pen. I really like our position players set up. If our offense goes on a tear, like it can? Hello baby. But success in the post season and quality of pitching staff are highly correlated.

Will Bichette Lead MLB in Hits? Or the AL in hits? Will he Crack 200 hits?

Baseball. The juxtaposition of sportsfans and math geeks...

31/08/2018

Hey folks. Thai girl here. Man is Dad ever not in a good headspace. A few days ago something really set him off and then it just kept getting worse.

Today when we were visiting this place with folks with horses and funny outfits Dad kept zoning out. I was working real hard to keep him here but it wasnt working. Dad found us a cool spot in the shade by a bench. He said to Mom that he needed to listen to me. Finally! I know. Mom went off with Aunts Mags & Sheila to some display thingy. Dad was doing Ok until this lady in a funny costume started making Kissy Face noises.

Dad was real angry. I could tell and I was doing my best to keep him grounded. After Mom and the Girls returned we decided to leave. They asked Dad if he wanted to go to a Fishing Shop and he said No. I am worried. He has never said No to going to a fishing shop. Dad said no more peopling today.

I got him down for a nap. Maybe when he wakes up we will go fishing. If he does not I am going to be real worried.

19/08/2018

Ok folks. I think Dad is losing it. He is running around the house going through all his fishing gear. He keeps chanting that their "Ain't no Nookie like a Chinookie" and "D'ere Aint no Ho like a Coho".

Not sure what Nookies & Ho's are but I have not seen Dad this excited in ages. He keeps telling Mom after our visit with Aunts Maggie Van Tassell & Sheila Clayton he is going to Fish his brains out. He promised Mom he is living the "VAC Crap" alone for a bit. Dad says it is toxic sludge. All I know is it makes Dad cranky as hell.

Last night Dad was watching fishing videos. I think I figured out why Dad gets so excited about Fishin'. I think that he needs the Adrenaline Rush. I mean he used to Drag hard parts on his Motorcycle. He was an aviator. He was a Seaking Backseater, talk about an Adrenaline Junkies dream come true. I really think Dad misses so much of that heart pounding stuff that he needs to find a safe and healthy way of doing that. Dad says the rush from battling trophy fish is that rush. He says the Rush makes him feel alive. But it is not always the tug that is the drug. Nope I watch Dad when he is fishin'. He can be right there but off somewhere mentally but in his happy place. Not like the places his head goes when I call Dad back from the bad places. Dad calls it Disassociative Recall. All I know is that it is not good when Dad checks out the bad places.

Any way my Couch is calling as Dad is chilling and listening to some tunes. He says new country does not take him back to before times. Dad says the before times got to many links to the bad places.

Talk later... I think I might have a busy night. But then again if he starts talking about Gettin some Nookies, maybe he will sleep better.

Thai Girl

17/08/2018

Hey Folks... Thai Girl here. Man was I busy this afternoon. I am not sure who these VAC clowns are but Dad says he can't imagine what circus they escaped from. DAD has been working real hard to get these folks to acknowledge the kind of work I do. But it is not just me. There are dozens of others just like me helping their fur-ever person.

Dad keeps saying they could not organize a p**s up in a brewery, whatever that is. He was on the phone with them and he was starting to escalate and he was not heading for his happy place. I made such a fuss Dad just ended the call, and I got Belly Rubs. I love Belly Rubbins.

I think I am going to have to put Dad on double secret squirrel VAC Probation.

05/08/2018

Hey folks,,,

Do you know tomorrow is Magical Monday. 3 more of my fur buddies will get their furever humans tomorrow.

I know my buddies are a bit worried. I mean what are these new handlers like? I remember the feelings I had 6 years ago today. You see it was going to be my Magical Monday. I was going to be paired up with some dude from a far away place called Canada. Aunt Sarah & Aunt Megan Lewellyn said I was ready. I think I was a bit nervous. However they said I was prepped and ready. Just needed to be fluffed and buffed.

What a crazy 6 years it has been. I do not think Aunt's Sarah or Megan had any idea what my life would turn into. It has been both a crazy adventure and a Pawsome Paw-tay.

12/05/2018

Hey folks.... Been a while since I posted. Dad & Mom have been insane busy trying to get stuff sorted out on this whole Service Dog schmozzle.

Apparently, Humans have this thing called Democracy, where certain folks supposedly make decisions that affect a country. However Dad says some of those folks arent the sharpest crayons and others are only interested in this thing called "relection and a pension". We got to go visit this place called the House and another called the "Senate" committees. Dad has his "A game" going and there are a bunch of people now asking hard questions because of his speeches.

Dad has been doing Stuff as this other thing called the "Dogfather" and he is real excited about all the other schools and dogs he gets to deal with. Dogs make him happy. So does Fishing. Dad says these things called NS/NU Command and Ontario Command of the Legion are doing Pawsome work along with this group called Wounded Warriors Canada. Dad says the WWC folks are getting it and wishes the govt folks would wake up and get in the game.

I got to see Aunt Sarah for a few days as some new folks got their dogs and a bunch more recertified. 16 dogs was alot of fun. However the newbies learned why "No Sniff" and "Leave it" are so important. The folks from Ontario Command came to Grad. Dad was very happy although he had tears. Something about his & mom's vision caused his eyeballs to leak.

Dad says we home for a bit until our next trip. Dad says we get to see Aunt Sarah and Aunt Megan Lewellyn. Dad also says we going to go do some Fishing up North. I love it when Dad fishes. He gets in his happy place, and I get to relax more. He says his buddies Rollie & Eric are coming and That means Tazz too.

01/01/2017

Hi Folks.
I have to admit there are days when I cannot figure humans out (Dad says it is like guys trying yo figure out girls and wished me luck ;) ).

Last night Cinco and Omega came to visit and brought their people. Dad says it was a Paw-tay. We got to roll around and play but the humans kept breaking up our wrestling match. Dad says we could play but had to keep the roughhouse Shenanigans in check. Officer Buzzkill strikes again.

Mom and the ladies got fancy snackies out and we the furries got shutout. But Mom made sure we each had a comfy bed. Then the humans started putting pieces of raw beef, chicken and mushrooms on little sticks and sticking them in this pot. It sure crackled and smelt good. Again shut out. Did I mention the comfy beds?

The humans kept talking about how this 2016 thing was full of ups and downs and they hoped whatever a 2017 is, would be better.

It was all pretty quiet until the banging and bright lights started. Cinco's Dad and Dad were not very pleased. I tried to protect Dad but he was happier to have me snuggle. Dad says the Yabo's would stop the foolishness. And they did....

Dad was pretty excited cause Omega's Dad wanted to talk fishing and that is always something that makes him happy. Dad kept saying more hiking and more fishing for 2017. Mom says Dad is obsessed but I think deep down Mom is happy because it makes Dad happy and he sure smiles alot when fishing and fly tying. He keeps mumbling about an active meditation and the focus required blocks out these things called demons. I know it helps because I am not as busy working when Dad doing those things. I help warn Dad if the Demons are coming.... Dad says I can smell the changes in him and he loves it when I tell him. He says his circuit breakers are popped and he needs me to tell him if he heading for trouble. I love my job.... I get lots of belly rubs and ear skritches.

I got to spend more time with Cinco. I think the humans are catching on that we are besties. We even share bones.

So Dad is pretty excited for this 2017. When he was asked if he had any of these resolution things he said yes. The first was to be a better Dad each day, and the second was to spend way more time fishing.

Dad says his Pats on this aft so I am going to rest up for game day. This Pats business is serious business.

Have a pawsome day.

25/12/2016

Hey folks... just checking in.... Santa Paws did a quick visit to the house last night... but Dad says we are going to be like something called a Hobbit and have First and Second Christmas. Second Christmas is when Jbeans gets home in early Jan. Dad and Mom are really proud of my seester.... she is this thingy called an emergency room nurse. Dad says there are days when she is the only bright spot in someone's crappy day so that must be important.

Speaking of bright spots. I have not seen Dad laugh and smile so much as when he is around this little human named Grayson. I have to admit that Grayson seems to be able to get him out of the dark places he has been in. Grayson likes to play with these things called Ninja Turtles and Dad loves playing along. Grayson is also Dad's little fishing buddy and they are planning adventures for this year. Mom starts using this big word, Shenanigans, and gets this look on her face. Dad says "Just how much trouble can we get into?". Mom shakes her head and mumbles "you have no idea".

But the last two days Dad seems to be much happier. Not sure what caused it but I think that Grayson is magical. Dad goes off saying something about more tackle boxes and less xboxes. He says that kids should not have access to so much electronics and need to spend more time outside playing. Dad is happy that Graysons parents are big fans of interactive play.

I am going to catch a nap. Dad has been having rough nights and I have been very busy. But the bonus is Dad spoils me with lots of Belly Rubs and Ear Skritches.

I also heard my boyfriend Cinco is coming to visit on this thingy called New Years. Dad says there is no damn way him and Cinco's Dad are doing that foolishness.

Time for this sleepy girl to get her beauty rest.

20/12/2016

Dear Santa Paws... I know how busy you are this time of year. I know your elves have been hard at work.
I am a bit worried about Dad... he has had lots of folks named Media dropping into the house. I did not know so many folks could have the same name.... humans are strange critters.

I see Dad struggling and I have been all over him trying to keep him from getting angry. I do not know what this discrimination thing is but I do know it sure makes him angry. He gets so mad. I do not know exactly what all these big fancy words mean but that minister dude keeps getting called a hypocrit. Dad rants on about him being appointed as a window dressing sympathy play who cant even understand what his portfolio and mandate is. Dad says he needs to be fired because he is ineffective and only cares about photo ops.

So Santa Paws... I am going to try and make Dad laugh some more and do lots of deep pressure work.

Dad has not been out in public much as he says he cant deal with stress and stupidity. So I will try and get him out. But if that does not happen he will probably putter with his fishing gear and flies.

So Santa Paws... i know you will be busy ensuring all the puppies are taken care of but my wish list this year has only one thing on it. If this dude named Prime Minister could fix what is making Dad so angry, that would be pawsome.

THAI

13/12/2016

Dear Santa Paws.
I know this one is not usually you department but i could really use your help. Dad has been really struggling for awhile and i was working real hard. But then about 10 days ago Dad really lost it. I am not exactly sure what a VAC and a minister are but what ever they are i am getting a sense they are not nice. Dad gets real torqued mumbles about discrimination, whatever that is but it cant be good. Dad has had tough time leaving house lately and he is a mess. I know cuz its my job to help him. He gets real unhappy and i have to do lots of interruptions and he has started having the bad night terror things again. For those who have never seen one it sure aint pretty... but i do get lots of belly rubs and ear skritches....

So could you reach out to your elves and see if someone could talk some sense into whoever these 'Crats and Bean counter folks are. Dad says this could be fixed if they could get their collective p**p in a group and do the right thing. Dad is so upset that this government thingy now knows and chooses not to fix it.

But they do not know Dad very well. They do not know him like I do. He does not quit. Mom says he has a stubborn streak but Dad says something about aviators and target fixation.
I sure wish someone fixes this real soon. I want happy Dad back...

So Santa Paws.... could you get some help for Dad.

As for me I do not have to ask for anything for me. You have never let me down. But the treats and toys sure smell like him on Christmas Morning. I might be on be on to him... but do not tell him I am.

Thai Girl