04/05/2024
So I've always been told that wild bunnies (at least the ones we have here in Western Washington) are pretty "fragile" in that they can die from being scared. I've always walked very carefully when there's a bunny in our yard, talking quietly so it knows a human is there and so it can choose to leave without it panicking and dropping dead from basically a heart attack. I'm not sure I believe that anymore, not when it comes to the bunnies in my yard. These aren't bunnies, they are cats with stubby fluffy tails and long ears. They have attitude.
When we had Indy, he ignored the bunnies, I think he thought they were just a funny looking cat. Because he left them alone we had a few that lived either in our yard or just outside our fence but would spend hours in our yard. They even learned that I wasn't going to go after them so as long as Indy or I stayed about 10 feet away, the bunnies would sit there, munch on the lawn, lay fully splooted or loafed in the sun. Enter Merlin. Merlin has mostly herding breeds in his dna, along with some hound. He sees bunnies as friends that want to play chase. I've tried to stop him but that's been a lesson in futility. It's sort of okay though because these bunnies TAUNT him. Ya, no, these bunnies are not the "oh no a big predator is trying to eat me" type. These are full-on catitude, let's taunt and mock the dog type. Scenario: I see Merlin at the glass sliding door looking out. I look out and see 2 bunnies munching grass, about 6 feet off the patio. I let Merlin out who carefully tries to stalk those "wascally wabbits". Merlin steps onto the patio and takes a couple of steps towards the bunnies' direction, cue the Old Western gunslinger music and roll in the tumbleweed. Bunny one breaks first and runs for the fence but slows down just before going under, as if to give Merlin a feeling of "so close". Bunny 2 is still munching his dinner, watching Merlin, keeping an eye on me spectating. Merlin changes direction and takes a few slow-motion steps. Gets about 6 feet from Bunny 2 who does not take the direct, closest route under the fence (he was about 2 feet from the fence) but no, he runs along the fence, pauses a moment to let Merlin catch up a bit and when Merlin is less than 4 feet away, he ducks under the fence but again pauses with just his bunny rump and puff ball tail on our side of the fence. I'm not sure if maybe that was a bunny version of a "moon" or a "finger" or maybe he thought he'd mule-kick Merlin in the snout but there was definitely some taunting going on. This goes on daily... thank you bunnies for providing entertainment for me and exercise for Merlin. Just keep close to our yard so the bobcats don't get you because you are no match for true catitude!