Avery Avalon

Avery Avalon Avery, The Congo African Grey's philosophies on life. Avery, making people laugh since 2013.

14/06/2024

Avery: it's awesome being in love.

13/06/2024

Chi: -sqwacks-
Avery: - chuckles- she done lost her mind !

06/06/2024

Avery watching zero the rabbit with his toy: Awww, you're a good player.

06/06/2024

Avery: are you ready for bed?
Me; it will be a minute...
Avery: I don't believe you...
Me: your right it will be awhile.... 😆

18/05/2024

Avery: LoL that dog!

Me: - now wondering if I use lol as part of my speech because I think it but I try to avoid saying it out loud 😆-

18/05/2024

Avery: did you give birth to me?
Me: uhhh... not exactly....

Total Chiquita energy
16/04/2024

Total Chiquita energy

14/04/2024

Avery : my battery is dead beeeeeep beeeep - proceeds to continue making the sound the fire alarm makes when the battery needs replacing ) 😆

10/04/2024

Avery: - in her cage covered for the night and says in a tiny voice- Julia?
Me: what sweetie?
Avery: I'd like a blueberry !

Lmao she sits and thinks about food when she's trying to fall asleep 😆

Chi must really like this show " puffin rock" actually stopped screaming to watch it
28/03/2024

Chi must really like this show " puffin rock" actually stopped screaming to watch it

26/03/2024

First thing Avery says to me today " don't be an embarrassment" well ok then 😆

15/03/2024

First thing Avery says to me today " your a big dork!"

09/03/2024

Avery: mercy is a good boy.
Me : you mean girl... only the rabbit is a boy.
Avery: how hard....

Two genders is two too many for her haha

08/03/2024

Lmao I introduced Avery to " pineapple pen" and she's sitting here screaming "Pineapple" now 😅

08/03/2024

Avery: ring ring!
Me: hello who is there?
Avery: support bird!

Lmao support bird is new usually she's a doctor or food delivery person in her "phone calls"

07/03/2024

Avery: do you love me?
Me: yes , but you all aren't being very good right now...
Avery: well that's ok you still love me.
Me: that's not the point...

29/02/2024

Was playing a one piece game and
Avery: that's whitebeard! I've been watching it!

I'm impressed, literally flashed on screen for a half second and isn't a main Character that dies less than half way through the series... I forget his name myself but apparently she doesn't 😆

And their names are Avery and Chiquita ...
28/02/2024

And their names are Avery and Chiquita ...

23/02/2024

Avery: ( watching people make sausage on tv) that looks weird . It looks like a lizard.
Me : (snorts) well it does look like something...

16/02/2024

Avery: you ignoring me?
Me: no I'm watching tv. Besides you ignored me yesterday when Elmo was on.
Avery: i was scared of mercy.
Me: Mercy wasn't even here. I made her leave the room so you could have fun.
Avery: you was with the love bird. It just stresses me out.

Proof we have actual conversations about stuff lol

15/02/2024
13/02/2024

Avery: hey
Me: what?
Avery: did yoda drop dead?
Me: what? No she's just asleep!

12/02/2024

Avery: yoda ( what she calls the dog) is perfect. -sighs- im the problem. Im just scared.

Wow some deep thoughts lol. She had a lot of psychological turmoil over her love/hate relationship with the dog

12/02/2024

Avery: do you love me?
Me : yes
Avery: for how long?
Me: forever.

It's a test... it's always a test if i don't answer correctly I'm in trouble haha

11/02/2024

Avery: - watching a video about a strawberry festival where they say you can eat all the strawberry's ya want for 40 minutes, Avery runs and jumps off the perch to watch the tv closer- How cool! I want it!

Lmao she is obsessed with food that idea just really appealed to her 😆

09/02/2024

Avery: - is watching curious George- he sounds like Justin Bieber...

Me: - chokes to death laughing-

05/02/2024

I love how Avery asks "May I have a cookie?" You're such a proper little creature aren't you 😆

27/01/2024

After putting Avery to bed...
Avery: somethings wrong with me...
Me: what's wrong baby?
Avery: I'm grumpy....

I think it will pass lol

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