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The Oceanside Animals The Hipster Kitties, Lulu, Bean, and Oona carry on Dennis the Vizsla's tradition of silliness.

Chaplin: "It's not a steak, it's a cake, and it's right here."Spicoli: "Oh, right, sorry dudes, cake, of course. Because...
20/02/2024

Chaplin: "It's not a steak, it's a cake, and it's right here."Spicoli: "Oh, right, sorry dudes, cake, of course. Because it's my birthday."Charlee: "It's not your birthday, it's our birthday. On Friday. We want to make sure nobody steals this cake before then."Spicoli: "Well okay it's somebody's birthday, otherwise there wouldn't be cake, am I right dudes?"...

Chaplin: “It’s not a steak, it’s a cake, and it’s right here.”Spicoli: “Oh, right, sorry dudes, cake, of course. Because it’s my birthday.”Charlee: &…

Oona: "So they call this a 'Birthday Cake'?"Chaplin: "Yes, that's right. It's for your birthday, which is on Friday, but...
19/02/2024

Oona: "So they call this a 'Birthday Cake'?"Chaplin: "Yes, that's right. It's for your birthday, which is on Friday, but also for yours, since Dada was such a slacker. Hence the big one."...

Oona: “So they call this a ‘Birthday Cake’?”Chaplin: “Yes, that’s right. It’s for your birthday, which is on Friday, but also for yours, since Dada was suc…

Seafood Sunday: The Squeaky Crab
18/02/2024

Seafood Sunday: The Squeaky Crab

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Caturday Matinee: Cat Tree Construction Supervisors
17/02/2024

Caturday Matinee: Cat Tree Construction Supervisors

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Charlee: "I noticed the dog door is still leaning up against the wall next to the clock over there."Java Bean: "Yeah, Da...
16/02/2024

Charlee: "I noticed the dog door is still leaning up against the wall next to the clock over there."Java Bean: "Yeah, Dada wouldn't set it up for us. Something about cats getting out and animals getting in."...

Charlee: “I noticed the dog door is still leaning up against the wall next to the clock over there.”Java Bean: “Yeah, Dada wouldn’t set it up for us. Something about cats ge…

Throwback (Tucker & Dennis) Thursday: Twinsies
15/02/2024

Throwback (Tucker & Dennis) Thursday: Twinsies

Picture taken March 29, 2009

Wordless Wednesday: Outgoing/Incoming
14/02/2024

Wordless Wednesday: Outgoing/Incoming

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Oona: "What is this big metal and plastic rectangle thing?"Java Bean: "It's a dog door! I'm going to use it to go in and...
13/02/2024

Oona: "What is this big metal and plastic rectangle thing?"Java Bean: "It's a dog door! I'm going to use it to go in and out of the house whenever I want!"Charlee: "Hey, Lulu, where's Chaplin? I want him to try the dog door."Lulu: "Are you planning to close it behind him so he can't come back in?"...

Oona: “What is this big metal and plastic rectangle thing?”Java Bean: “It’s a dog door! I’m going to use it to go in and out of the house whenever I want!”Charle…

Raccoon: "I think I can help you out. Wait right there a second."...
12/02/2024

Raccoon: "I think I can help you out. Wait right there a second."...

Raccoon: “I think I can help you out. Wait right there a second.”

Sunday Sports: Reflected Wrestling
11/02/2024

Sunday Sports: Reflected Wrestling

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Caturday Matinee: Mr. Tooth Decay Takes A Vacation
10/02/2024

Caturday Matinee: Mr. Tooth Decay Takes A Vacation

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Vermin: "HISSS! I can neither confirm nor deny that I know anything about any dog door, but why are you looking for it?"...
09/02/2024

Vermin: "HISSS! I can neither confirm nor deny that I know anything about any dog door, but why are you looking for it?"Java Bean: "So I can go out and check Yardbook without Mama and Dada having to open the door."Charlee: "Plus then Chaplin and Oona can go outside and get distracted and stop bothering me."Raccoon: "It sure must be awful to have to ask permission to do anything....

Vermin: “HISSS! I can neither confirm nor deny that I know anything about any dog door, but why are you looking for it?”Java Bean: “So I can go out and check Yardbook without Mama…

So yesterday I was messaging my cousin who rescued Oona and I asked her when she thought Oona's birthday was, and she sa...
08/02/2024

So yesterday I was messaging my cousin who rescued Oona and I asked her when she thought Oona's birthday was, and she said probably the first week of February, 2023, which means it's time for a first birthday post for the little ninja! For some reason I was thinking her birthday would be in March some time, which would've been a neat trick given that we brought her home on March 5th and she was definitely not four or five days old at the time; she was smol, but she was not…...

So yesterday I was messaging my cousin who rescued Oona and I asked her when she thought Oona’s birthday was, and she said probably the first week of February, 2023, which means it’s ti…

Wordless Wednesday: Fuzzy Blanket Toe Beans
07/02/2024

Wordless Wednesday: Fuzzy Blanket Toe Beans

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Java Bean: "Hey Vermin, do you have any idea where—"Vermin: "HISSS! What are you doing here? Do I come and bother you wh...
06/02/2024

Java Bean: "Hey Vermin, do you have any idea where—"Vermin: "HISSS! What are you doing here? Do I come and bother you where you hang out?"...

Java Bean: “Hey Vermin, do you have any idea where—”Vermin: “HISSS! What are you doing here? Do I come and bother you where you hang out?”

Mouse: "What are you doing in the garage, Bean?"Java Bean: "I'm looking for the dog door. I heard there might be one aro...
05/02/2024

Mouse: "What are you doing in the garage, Bean?"Java Bean: "I'm looking for the dog door. I heard there might be one around here somewhere and I figured the garage was a good place to start."Mouse: "There used to be a dog door, yes, but your Mama and Dada took it down because of the cats."...

Mouse: “What are you doing in the garage, Bean?”Java Bean: “I’m looking for the dog door. I heard there might be one around here somewhere and I figured the garage was a goo…

Sunday Snorgling: Was It Something I Said?
04/02/2024

Sunday Snorgling: Was It Something I Said?

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Caturday Matinee: No Narcs.
03/02/2024

Caturday Matinee: No Narcs.

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Lulu: "This whole thing is silly. I go out in the yard a few times a day without having to join your Yardbook."Java Bean...
02/02/2024

Lulu: "This whole thing is silly. I go out in the yard a few times a day without having to join your Yardbook."Java Bean: "But you're not keeping up on all the Yardbook activity. I go out and come in and go out and come in and go out and come in and go out ..."Lulu: "Yes I know you do....

Lulu: “This whole thing is silly. I go out in the yard a few times a day without having to join your Yardbook.”Java Bean: “But you’re not keeping up on all the Yardbook acti…

Throwback (Tucker) Thursday: Red Nose Boop
01/02/2024

Throwback (Tucker) Thursday: Red Nose Boop

Picture taken March 19, 2009

Wordless Wednesday: The Ballad of the Big Blue Ball
31/01/2024

Wordless Wednesday: The Ballad of the Big Blue Ball

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Java Bean: "Lulu, how come you haven't signed up for Yardbook yet?"Lulu: "Go away, I'm sleeping."...
30/01/2024

Java Bean: "Lulu, how come you haven't signed up for Yardbook yet?"Lulu: "Go away, I'm sleeping."...

Java Bean: “Lulu, how come you haven’t signed up for Yardbook yet?”Lulu: “Go away, I’m sleeping.”

Oona: "What is Bean yammering about? He woke Oona up."Chaplin: "Who knows? Maybe a leaf. We can ask when he comes back i...
29/01/2024

Oona: "What is Bean yammering about? He woke Oona up."Chaplin: "Who knows? Maybe a leaf. We can ask when he comes back inside."...

Oona: “What is Bean yammering about? He woke Oona up.”Chaplin: “Who knows? Maybe a leaf. We can ask when he comes back inside.”

Sunday Service: Two Hands, Some Waiting II
28/01/2024

Sunday Service: Two Hands, Some Waiting II

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Caturday Matinee: Find Your Own Mixing Bowl
27/01/2024

Caturday Matinee: Find Your Own Mixing Bowl

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Veronica Corningstone: "An attempt to make a viral video didn't go quite as planned at a local car dealership."Ron Burgu...
26/01/2024

Veronica Corningstone: "An attempt to make a viral video didn't go quite as planned at a local car dealership."Ron Burgundy: "That's right, Veronica. Footage obtained by Channel 4 shows a chihuahua and a large turkey, both wearing Teddy bear masks, lurking near behicles before being accosted by a lot employee."Chaplin: "Teddy bear masks?!"Blue: "A large turkey?!"Java Bean: "A chihuahua?!"...

Veronica Corningstone: “An attempt to make a viral video didn’t go quite as planned at a local car dealership.”Ron Burgundy: “That’s right, Veronica. Footage obtained …

Throwback (Dennis) Thursday: How Do You Fit That Whole Thing In Your Mouth?
25/01/2024

Throwback (Dennis) Thursday: How Do You Fit That Whole Thing In Your Mouth?

Picture taken March 20th, 2009

Wordless Wednesday: Java Bean Jacknife
24/01/2024

Wordless Wednesday: Java Bean Jacknife

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Tongue-Out Tuesday: Kitchen Kitten
23/01/2024

Tongue-Out Tuesday: Kitchen Kitten

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Chaplin: "We can't afford a car. We didn't bring any green papers."Car Salesman: "Green papers? You mean cash? You don't...
22/01/2024

Chaplin: "We can't afford a car. We didn't bring any green papers."Car Salesman: "Green papers? You mean cash? You don't need cash! We have no-money-down deals! Come on to my office and let's talk about it."Java Bean: "I don't know, I'm not a fan of going places with strange people ..."Car Salesman: "I've got doughnuts!"Java Bean: "Doughnuts?!...

Chaplin: “We can’t afford a car. We didn’t bring any green papers.”Car Salesman: “Green papers? You mean cash? You don’t need cash! We have no-money-down deals! …

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