Coco the Maine Coon

'George has finally learnt to play with me with my feather. At least now we can play instead of him pulling my fur!!'

'It's all about snuggling up to mummy. Move over G, she's mine!'

Walkies with mummy

'When I don't go outside, I'm just full of this exciting energy. I don't know where I get it from, but it needs to go somewhere so mum makes me chase the laser pen. I hate that red dot, it always winds me up. It won't find it funny when I get my paws on it.'

'I like to walk all over my dad. Literally.'

Laser buddies #georgewantstobeacat

'Come out come out wherever you are.....'

'Coco give me your tail.' 'George, go away. Stop following me everywhere!!!!' 'I'm coming to get your tail.'

*bop bop bop bop bop* 'STOP fighting me, I'm sick of seeing your face round here. This is MY home.'

'My little brother has started to get excited when he sees my perfect face nearby. He likes to smile at me. I don't smile back though, I just sit there being Coco.'

Chase me chase me!!!!

'That bloody dot!!!!'

'My new c**n friend, she's called Pauline. We like to stroke each other because cat.'

'Ima get the dot Ima get the dot!!!!! Come here dot!!!!'

'.... is that the laser pen???'

CAUGHT!!!!

*bop bop bop bop bop* 'Give me that god damn feather!!!!!'

'I'll wait here.' *wag wag*

Caught in action pinching and playing with George's Sock! 'I have a confession to make. My name is Coco Smith........ and I am a Sock addict.'

'My name's Coco and I like to chase pebbles like a dog.'

'You starting? Come on then... you mug!!!!!!.....' '... oh it's my reflection. My bad.'

'Mummy has a double job now... playing with me and the baby now daddy has gone back to work. Thank god for my feather stick'

'Watching cats make you LOL, because what else can you watch when you're bed bound? There is some stupid cats on here you know!'

'Thank you for all of your concern. I went to the emergency vet last night as I gave my mummy a fright by not waking up and being floppy. He injected me with some stuff and I feel much better today, I have eaten and had some water, and even tried to play with my laser pen. Mummy has been up all night checking on me to make sure I am okay. I will soon be my normal coco self and posting selfies when I am 100%'

Coco is not happy about the naughty cat eating her biscuits which I split in the garden....

'I'm in an a**hole kind of mood today. I don't like this coin... or this one...'

'My daddy filmed me earlier when I saw the my cat neighbour. How dare he walk on my fence!!'

'Can't beat watching soccer AM on a Saturday. Maybe one day I can go on the show and chase the balls around the pitch.'

'Nah mum doesn't need this for her feet, it's for me to drink.'

'Mummy has bought me a new game called whack-a-mouse... I'm still getting the hang of it, she told me I'm supposed to use my paw not my teef but how can I not bite that mouse!!'

When your cat fixates on something and you're the annoying pawparrazi getting in the way..

Coco's never used to purr. She would always look weary every time I came in the house. Now she is the definition of the purrinator...

I think Coco's 24/7 unlimited food buffet may need monitoring... look at how plump she's got 😂

'I'm having so much fun pouncing on the sheets as they blow in the wind'

How Coco reacts when mummy gets home. Her tail doesn't even need a rod to hold it up its that high!!!

Finally got Coco on camera when she sees a bird!!! Because Coco can't meow, she doesn't tend to do normal cat noises. If you turn up the volume as loud as you can, you will just about hear her T-Rex impression!!

So I was decorating the nursery and heard Coco come upstairs. I decide to drop dead and see what she would do... yep that's right... she only cared about the birds...

'I'm having such a fun day in the sunshine with the washing line I chewed'

Ever get the feeling you're being watched...

'Treat treats! I love theee treats! Give me them!'