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14/10/2024

Want to treat your furry emperor to a royal feast? 👑🐾 Emperor Pet Food is locally made with premium ingredients, ensuring high quality without breaking the bank. It’s packed with gut-boosting prebiotics, joint-supporting nutrients, and heart-healthy taurine to keep your pet feeling their best!

Ready to try it out? Comment ‘EMPEROR’ below and get a 15% off coupon code for your first taste test! 🐶🍽️💥

19/09/2024

YOU ASKED, WE DIDN'T LISTEN

We try to ignore our customers as much as possible, but they're very stubborn and cute we're very weak, so we always give in eventually.

Anyway, buy the chicken biltong?

28/08/2024

If you're a hot dude who loves dogs, Belle Lumière Foto is looking for you - please get in touch with her!

Or if you know a hot dude who loves dogs, share with them!! 😃

15/08/2024

Hey, fellow pet nerds! 🐾 We’ve been hiding under a pile of squeaky toys, but we're back with some tail-wagging news! 🎉 Swipe through for a mix of info you didn’t ask for, but totally need. 😎

✨ Spoiler alert: New brands, cool stuff, and a reminder that shopping with us makes you (and your pet) 10x cooler.

P.S. Our boss made us post this, so give it a like… or our dogs will be pretending to care even more next time. 😉 👑

30/07/2024

Who needs the hustle when you can have the muttsle? 🐾

Forget racing to the store before closing - with Pet Nerd, all your pet essentials are just a click away. That means more time frolicking in flower fields (and way less stress!) with your VIPs.

Stock up on food, supplements, and over-the-counter meds without leaving the fun. Because life's too short to miss out on golden moments with your furry best friends.

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26/07/2024

Attention Astronauts of the Bark Side of the Moon and Canine Commanders of the Chew Toy Constellation!

Is your pup's appetite for tail wags and treats leaving your wallet feeling like it's been launched into the cosmos, never to return?

At PET NERD, we feel your pain. We're a small business ourselves, constantly refueling the rocketship demands of our own four-legged (and sometimes winged) crew.

That's why we created Scheduled Deliveries, a program so convenient, it's like having your own personal space butler for your best bud!

Send a steady stream of kibble, treats, chews, and other essentials straight to your doorstep on autopilot. Plus, snag a pawsome 10% discount on every order!

It's a win-win for you, your pup, and our bank accounts, which are locked in a constant battle with the treat-dispensing Dalek in the corner. (Don't ask.)

Blast off to our website (link in bio!) and set up your deliveries today! We guarantee it's easier than chasing a squirrel on the lunar surface. (Unless you're a particularly determined space-dog, then more power to you!)

23/07/2024

Life throws you curveballs? Channel your inner furball! If a situation's a total fetch fail, just mark your territory (figuratively, please!) and strut away with confidence.

P.S. We highly recommend against using this tactic at work and against unruly bosses. Pet Nerd cannot be held liable for any unleashed inner beasts or losing of your job.

12/07/2024

Calling all Captains of the Catnip Galaxy and Astronauts of the Kibble Nebula!

Is your pet's jet fuel appetite leaving your wallet feeling like it's been sucked into a black hole?

At PET NERD, we get it. We, too, are a small business fueled by the bottomless needs of our own furry (and sometimes feathery) overlords. That's why we invented Scheduled Deliveries, a program so convenient, it's practically space-age!

Beam your precious cargo of food, treats, litter, and other essentials straight to your doorstep on autopilot. Plus, score a stellar 10% discount on every order! It's a win-win for you, your pet, and our bank accounts, which are perpetually engaged in an epic battle with the treat jar monster.

**Warp speed on over to our website (link in bio!) and set up your deliveries today! ** We promise, it's easier than navigating an asteroid field. (Unless you're a pro at that kind of thing, then by all means, be our guest!)

20/06/2024

🎉😺 MEOW-ZING DEAL ALERT! 😺🎉

Orijen Kitten 1.8kg Bag: For your little royalty 🐱👑
Acana Homestead Harvest 4.5kg Bag: Because even grown-up cats deserve a feast! 🍗🍖

Our purrfect BOGO offer is here! Buy two, for the price of one! Get an Orijen Kitten 1.8kg bag or an Acana Homestead Harvest 4.5kg bag - both for the price of one! 😻

Swipe right to stock up before they’re all gone! 🚀✨

🛒 Only available online and while stocks last! Ready, set, pounce! 🐾💨

19/06/2024

🚨🚨PUPPY POLICE ALERT!🚨🚨
Caught in the act, huh? This brown lab's got you covered...or does he? 🤔 🧀🦴

Confess your cheese tax crimes in the comments below and join our not-so-secret club of sneaky snackers! 😜🐾

17/06/2024

Hill's Science Diet: For the Discerning Feline Foodie

Move over, fancy feast! This ain't your average can of mystery meat. Hill's Science Diet tins are gourmet grub fit for the most discerning feline connoisseur.

Crave-worthy taste that'll have your kitty begging for more (and yes, we know they can be VERY persuasive). Trustworthy nutrition formulated by, well, science types (because who else would wear those lab coats?) to keep your whiskered wonder healthy and happy.

For the month of June only, buy 10 and get 2 free - to claim yours, get in touch with us and we will process your order for you.

Pet Nerd - where even the pickiest eaters get the good stuff.

16/06/2024

Happy Father's Day to all the Dog Dads out there! (As well as the dog mom's who pull double duty!)
This Father's Day, celebrate the dude who throws fetch like a champ, speaks fluent "dog," and probably knows his pup's favourite squeak by heart. He may not wear a cape, but to his furry best friend, he's a superhero! ‍🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️

03/06/2024

Hill's Science Diet: Because Our Pups Deserve Delicious Dinners Too

Who needs boring kibble when you can have Hill's Science Diet wet food? This wet food is so good, even your fussy eaters won't believe it's healthy. Eat alone or with your kibble - pawfection!

Crave-worthy taste that'll have your pup drooling with delight. Trustworthy nutrition to keep them fueled for all their zoomies, slobbery kisses, and epic fetch sessions.

For the month of June only, buy 10 tins and get 2 free. To claim your special, please get in touch with us and we will process your order for you.

Pet Nerd - we're all about geeking out over good pet food (because apparently, that's a thing).

31/05/2024

Feeling the "Me Time" Vibes This Friday! 💅
We can all relate to this little sausage on a Friday, right? Thanks for being pawsome friends and customers, from one Pet Nerd to another! Here's to a relaxing weekend (even if your "me time" involves a cucumber spa treatment ). Stay warm out there, Cape Town winter has arrived! ❄️

27/05/2024

Hold onto your chew toys, it's SPOIL time!

We're talking sensational eats that'll have your pet droolin' like a Saint Bernard at a drool competition. Delicious treats that'll make them forget all about that rogue sock they snagged under the couch. And the best part? It's all convenient & affordable. We're basically the Hermione Granger of pet supplies - bright, bushy-tailed, and ready to make magic happen for your furry friend! ✨

(but really, treat your pet!)

24/05/2024

It's Fri-yay! and we're celebrating like the 🥂
Olive & Basil are loving the convenience of our schedule & save feature (genius, right? ). No more scrambling for kibble on a Tuesday night - the fluffy butts are always stocked up on the good stuff!

Want to join the fam and experience the pawsome service yourself? Head over to our website and discover all the coolest brands for your cat or dog (because let's be honest, they deserve the best!).