27/02/2020
Daddy made me a Corona-Thinga-Majhikah and I hate it!
HRH Prince JC the 1st and I have royally decided to be rather safe than sorry in 2020. It is extremely fortunate that we do not stock from China, but you never know which early bird will catch which worm. All fashionistas will wear one of these in the colour of their dress till the storm of the Corona Virus has passed. If you want one and "design" your own, here's the 1-3 easy steps:
1) Cut breathable fabric in 21cm x 19cm.
2) Fold the 19 cm sides as many times as you "design" into 8 cm's.
3) Cut two pieces of elastic (for the "eary" look", and voilla! You'll be ready and able to look as abso-fashion-lutely gorgeous and stunning as ever. No other t's &c's apply.