03/09/2025
My Great Big Cat-Package Adventure:
It was an interesting-looking parcel: large, flat, square, padded and packaged. I could not wait to get it home from Postnet and unwrap it.
The cats were also intrigued... what was this large square brown thing, sitting on the dining room table? They all gathered round with long necks and active whiskers.
Firstly I removed the plastic bag and a few layers of bubble wrap, with all the cats paying the closest attention. The first few strips caused great excitement - as the bubble wrap peeled off the cats would grab a piece and start to jump on it, giving a little start of surprise at every pop.
The best thing about bubble wrap is that it rustles... and this rustle obviously calls up deep tribal memories of little things scurrying in the grass.....
It was very difficult to even pick up a piece of bubble wrap to fold and put aside as it was immediately grabbed and shaken or carried off.
The sticky tape caused some panic and consternation - one cat got tape stuck on her paw and went streaking through the house, trailing bubble wrap like a scarf. I had to catch her and unstick her before she galloped into the garden.
Sticky tape and cats seem to have an unholy attraction. No sooner had I disentangled one cat, than another got attached.
After that, all hell broke loose. One cat would burrow under the heap of packaging while the other ones would attack from the top. One would grab a piece of plastic and trot off with it, with the strip dangling like a very long beard, with another cat in hot pursuit.
The cats also have cardboard fetishes, and they attacked pieces of board, killed them comprehensively, and then tore up the carcase and scattered the bits.
Once the floor was carpeted with exhausted cats and shredded packaging, the gift was revealed: a stunning framed artwork by Jonathan Handley, the Edendale Feral Cat Club cartoonist who is a master of snark. This was the original of the cartoon that is featured in our Cats of South Africa 2026 diary.
It was a gift from EFCC to Cats of Durban, and it will occupy a place of pride alongside our other cat paraphernalia.
The EFCC has just had their annual Art Auction to raise funds for the feral cat feeding programme (only the best food will do, according to the pampered pussycats), and they have put together a stunning Annual full of jokes, news, cartoons and sass. At R150 a copy, it's a giggle-a-minute read and funding for an excellent cause.
Get yours from [email protected]
PS - Just so you know....all that packaging goes into the recycle bin, and the bubble wrap will be used to protect our wonderful diaries when we start to send them out....