8 October 2023
Dear Diary,
Had a bit of a “spell” which resulted in wobbly boots. The old girl came through with the goods though and put me on bed rest, including tasking mini Mum with hand feeding me…
I’m actually feeling great right now, but with this level of attention, I ain’t letting on… Adam’s onto me though, I’m getting the death stares… but him knowing that I know, that he knows… makes it all the more worthwhile… might milk it another day or two yet… Mum’s pretty fierce when I’m crook…
25 August 2023
Dear Diary,
I don’t understand the fascination with attempting to feed me things I genuinely don’t like. Or worse, getting Mini Mum to try, which means out of guilt, I find myself FORCING myself to endure it.
I mean SERIOUSLY, isn’t this the WHOLE reason for TWT? To save me the indignity of “scraps”?
But no, not today, Mother got Mini Mum in on the act… I mean a strawberry is one thing, but the measly top of one? Mainly leaves and white flesh? What am I - a herbivore?!?! Honestly… where IS Grungle when you need him 😒
NB… I’m not deaf either, I’m deliberately ignoring you… if you haven’t caught onto that, well, jokes on you Mother, jokes on you…
Strawberry top indeed 😤
🐾 🛣 💞MEMORY LANE 💞🛣🐾
Thank you to my Aunty Lee for sending this to Mum and reminding her that I was always her first love love…
From the video, I’m not the only one that’s gotten old, frumpy and grey Mum 😈
It was Synnove and Lachy’s party yesterday... the best thing about party’s is....
BALLOONS 🎈😍
And just when I thought life couldn’t get any worse... yeah Mum it’s just one big ole comedy that I’m her bestest buddy.... and I thought FatBoy was bad for being a cling on...
When you just want to run but ButtHead thinks the GoPro is a rodeo cowboy he needs to remove from your back... lucky Mum upped him... again... as usual 🙄
So while FatBoy’s been annihilating a bone in the yard I’ve been chillin’ in the aircon playing Hide The Turkey 🦃 with Mum and Lachy...
Who’s smarter... Yep, all eyes on me 😍
So after our walk the other afternoon I was a bit hyped and feeling friskier than my 7.5 years so thought I’d play with Teeka... yeah well, I forgot she’s a mini shark 🦈 she’s got teeth 😳🙄
Then Adam thought he’d be ALLLL funny and stir TWT up to get my duck 🦆😡
I got a duck 🦆 for Christmas🎄... well I thought it was my duck... but that’s not how the story ended 😒😔
Mum and Adam got married!!! I told everyone about it while we walked down the aisle... of course FatBoy was on a flowers eat fest 🙄🤦🏻♀️