Megabattieblue, Camperdown (2025)

10/09/2024

Teats and dummies being made as we speak.
I'm open for orders.
DON'T message me here (it gets lost in stupid FB entanglements).
EMAIL ME: only orders received by email will be filled.
[email protected].

READ the following carefully please.

I'm time poor: please order in 10s (not singles), and if you can order for your group and distribute, you'll save a heap in postage and I'll save a heap in time and packing.

*** I have small teats (suitable for the first 6 or so weeks); the shapes are all a little different but suitable for this age.
*** I have larger teats in 2 thicknesses: soft and hard. Suitable for bats after 7 weeks or so; for guzzlers pick the harder teats.
*** I have a few weird shapes; email me for pics of those and descriptions for what they're good for or what's different about them.
*** I have different shape dummies. I don't do hand picked selections, but you can ask for more crowns than the other shapes. THere are no dummies here that I wouldn't use myself for my own batties.
Crowns are the long skinny ones with turned over zigzag edges. I charge 200% more if you call them dildoes! Just saying.
*** I don't hand select for colours but if you really hate a colour say so and I'll do my best to w**d that colour out.
If in doubt, email me and I will help further.

No pretty painted dummies yet until I have time to sit and ruminate and decorate.

I'm afraid the prices are a little random according to how many you buy and how much trouble it is to sort and pack them. As a guide, they're from 75c to $1 each, depending on too many factors to elaborate. Sorry for being random but I'm trying to give you the best price I can give you for my time.
I could just charge you all $1.25 a teat and not engage, but I am working on a sliding scale according to need and finances and volume.
If you're a group baby stabiliser please let me know; I can work with this.

Take pity on me; my brain isn't coping well at the moment and the person I had lined up to pack and post all my teats for me has quit before even starting (sensible lady).
Meg

24/11/2023

It's apparently raining babies all up and down the east coast of Australia. Who'd have thunk it?

Because of the numbers of babies "falling from the sky", I have reluctantly been persuaded to open another bucket of latex, which commits me to making teats for the next 6 weeks or so.
I started production again today. By next week I'll have enough to start selling. Please order in multiples of 10, and if you can order for your area and distribute I will be a happy girl. Colours and shapes will be mostly random, however you're welcome to request bigger teats or smaller teats in your package.
Postage will be a post satchel, flat rate $11.

You WILL have to chase me up regularly until I send you an invoice. I don't mind people EMAILING ([email protected]) me to ask on the progress of their order. Anyone further down in my inbox below 50 emails is likely to be forgotten unless you remind me. Welcome to the chaos of Meg's brain.

Here's little 10 day old Hitchcock, to appease the algorithm gods and to delight customers; Hitchcock likes to stick his ankle in his dummy. He also likes to poo a lot (the poonami prince) and then stuff his pooey foot into the dummy as well. ICK.

06/10/2023

Please read carefully:
Baby season is fast approaching, and I have teats and dummies for sale, however I am very time poor and this FB page is a total bastard to administrate and doesn't give me notifications of messages or comments. (possibly because I refuse to update my software)

So please, DON'T message me here or reply here.
If you want teats and dummies, please EMAIL me, no text or WhatsApp or FB:
[email protected].
That way ALL your messages are in one place and I don't have to play hide and seek looking for them all.

*** people (regular customer & friends) who have my number and usually call me in the evenings while I pack their parcel, you're welcome to phone in and I'll get back to you if I'm busy.

I won't be checking this page at all after this message.
My father is dying and both parents are in a nursing home and very high maintenance, so you're going to have to be gentle with me and understanding (and remind me if I forget). FYI, I forget things a lot and there is chaos in my brain. I love it if you remind me so I can get your teats to you quickly.

I don't have a car this weekend; the bonus for you is that I get to have the time to package up all the teat orders if you order by Saturday (7th) night, and have them posted by Monday.

If you possibly can, would you group together with other batty carers locally and order as a group so it's one postage? (cheaper for you) and a single order rather than multiple orders for me.

I won't be hand selecting every teat and every colour for you; if you ask for 20 teats assorted, and 20 dummies, assorted, and that you HATE green, I'll make sure you don't get green ones but I'll send you a selection of teats which will suit the baby up to 4 weeks and a few that are slightly larger which will work well thereafter. I have many slightly differing shapes and colours.

NEW people: don't be afraid to ask what I think would suit you for what age babies you're doing.

I have lots of fancy dummies but they're more expensive (pic in the first comment). If they're painted, they're $1.10 each. Everything else is between 85c and $1 depending on how many you buy and how bad my maths is at the time and if I have a glass of bubbles in my hand.
I usually chuck in a few more if I've lost count rather than recount (welcome to Meg's business model brain). If you buy in large amounts for groups, it's cheaper. (Ask Carmie on the Sunshine Coast - she's my fave customer. I phone and offer her a good bulk deal and she accepts it and I throw handfuls of teats into a bag and into the post. She pays me almost immediately and she gets a bargain and I can do it all in 10 minutes).

If you're a stabiliser or a premmie carer, please let me know because I'm happy to fish out smaller teats and dummies for you.

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Camperdown, NSW
2050

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http://megpi6.wix.com/megabattie-design

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