Dogman Downunder

12/11/2024

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29/10/2024

MUM...I WANT A DOG
Vidioe tips are in link in comment

Cheerio

22/10/2024

A Few Tips on Training a New Rescue Dog

He isn't a baby. He is a wild child from the prison and he is a dog.

He comes with very bad dog habitats that he thinks are good habits. Break those habits straight away.
Dont have a settling in period for discipline.

Fulfil his needs straight away.
Take home for a long walk or run off lead somewhere.

Calm down.
The house should be a place for calm and have wild fun outside the house.

Thatado...ask any questions you want

Break the old bad habits immediately by correcting the behaviour and fulfilling what that particular dog needs. It's a dog, not a human..Please like and shar...

08/10/2024

HOW TO KEEP YOUR DOG COOL FOR DUMMIES

Let me tell you a story-

'Mary and Her Daughter'

35-year-old Mary lives in Alaska and is taking her 10-year-old daughter Loveydovy down to the shops one day.
The weather forecast says it's going to be -20c but at the moment it is only -10c . They are of course well wrapped up for the short walk.

Suddenly there is a blinding light from the sky and they look up but can see nothing because of the light. Then they feel themself slowly floating up towards the sky into a spacecraft.
They have been abducted by aliens.
Time passes and with a bump they find themself lying on the pavement in a small country town in Australia.

An old barefoot man dressed in a teeshirt and shorts walks by with his Kelpie. Giving them a curious look he says 'G'day'
Country folk tend to take all the oddball sights in their stride.

Mary spots a sign right down the end of the street for a police station and staggers up to her feet. Instantly she is overwhelmed with the heat because she is dressed for -20c and it is now 26c. She helps Loveydovy up and starts out for the police station but only goes 3yrds before she feels faint with heat exhaustion. She can barely rip her coat and other outer clothing off because of how exhausted she feels.
Finally, she gets the excess clothing off and leaves it on the pavement.

Taking Loveydovy's hand she says 'Come on'
'Mum' Lovedovey says in a whisper. 'I'm too hot.' She starts taking her fur coat off.
'Stop that!' says Mary.
'But Mum, I'm too hot'

'Dont be ridiculous, I bought that fur coat for you for Christmas and I think you look gorgeous in it so keep it on. You know how I love the way you look'.
Heading down the street Mary decides to take a selfie outside the post office to show her friends completely oblivious to how Loveydovey is starting to look very pale and clearly suffering.

'Smile' she says as she shoves her face next to her daughters for a photo.

A passing couple are heard to mutter...'Why would anyone bring a child from Alaska to Queensland and then keep her fur coat on' That's abuse!... some people shouldn't be allowed kids if all they want them for is show'

Finally, Mary gets to the police station and staggers inside.
'You won't believe what has happened to me' she says. Can you get me a drink I'm so hot?'
The sergeant can hardly believe his eyes. 'What the F**k!'...Why the hell has your child got a fur coat on' as he rushes to aid Loveydovey.
Loveydovey is nearly unconscious now and all the staff rush her into a room and start to cool her down and fight to save her life.

'WHAT THE HELL' another officer shouts. 'Why has she got a coat on?'

'The coat keeps her cool in the heat and she never looks as pretty without the coat' Mary says.

And that my friends, sums up the selfish owner who refuses to make their thick-coated dog comfortable in the heat. They refuse to remove their dog's fur coat just because they like the way they look with it on.

It's bloody simple ...take their coat off or wear one yourself and suffer along with your dog.

More to come next time

Cheerio for now

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24/09/2024

OUR NEW DOG...AND WHY YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR DOG'S FUR IN HOT WEATHER.

We have a new dog. A one year old Curly-Haired Pig Dog called Bentley.

I went to see an older Lady to help with Bentley because he was wild and out of control. To cut a very long story short, there was no way she would ever be able to control him. He was much loved but making her life hell.

Now... I have seen thousands of clients' dogs but never wanted to keep any of them. Bentley is different. Initially, he went off and barked aggressively at me and I told him off. He looked me in the eye and just stared at me for a minute. Something spiritual happened and we connected.

He came over to me and lay on my feet. From then on I was his God and he followed me everywhere. Every time I spoke to the owner he gazed at me in awe.

Now he is here with us and he is the perfect dog.
We've had him for a week and he is already BikeJoring (dry land mushing) as if he has always done it. He walks and runs off lead and comes back when called. He is gentle with our cat and other dogs. I trained him to leave the chickens alone.

I will write about his training and his previous faults soon.

Also...that ridiculous hot coat will be shaved off next week and we will see a different dog. I will write about that and the stupid idea from fools who say a fur coat keeps a dog cool in summer.

Jeez...it makes me mad when I see thick-coated dogs in hot weather. It is terrible abuse.

If you think a dog's coat keeps it cool when the temperature is 30C plus, put a fur coat on when you take your dog for a walk and see how cool you are.

Cheerio
Ps- The cage was used on the first meeting with our cat. The cat goes in the cage to keep it safe so Bentley can sniff the cat and we can tell Bentley off for any aggression.

21/09/2024

Warning For The Dumbos In The World

I came across this warning today outside a pathology.

I started in home personal dog training about eighteen years ago because I was increasingly alarmed at how many dumb positive-only trainers there were who where messing up the lives of owners and the dogs. None of them had a clue but professed to be experts which is pretty immoral.

It wasn't long after that that I started a business page to try to help owners with some common sense advice.

I believe there is at least 20% of the population who have common sense and want to help them. That's still millions of people who still appreciate advice from a real trainer. The other 80% are a lost cause and cannot be helped because they don't want help.

This sign on this manhole is made for people like the positive-only trainers to help keep them safe from themself.
And for the life of me, I have no idea why we should try to keep anyone who is that stupid from crawling down a drain.
They will only go on to mate and produce more stupid little beings.

Cheerio

19/09/2024

How to Stop a Dog Attacking the Leaf Blower [2]

You will see in this video how Hazel looks away to her owners for help because she is confused and they are part of her pack. She is saying 'I want to attack it...come and help me'

When she gets no help from them she quickly starts to give it up.
It's important to know when to punish the behaviour and when to just wait.

I call it 1 to 10 on the scale. If it goes over 4, don't punish, wait until the excitement goes down to 3 or less.
Take your time and never be in a hurry. I achieve good results very quickly but you may need an hour or more.
Once you have in your head that time doesn't matter it won't take an hour or more because your dog will know you are determined.

Ask me any questions you want and good luck.

Cheerio

17/09/2024

How to Stop a Dog Attacking the Leaf Blower using Punishment and Dog Psychology.

How would you stop this?
I haven't seen anyone on the internet show how to stop behaviour like this. Conventional dog training takes a long time and bribery-based training just isn't training and a waste of time.
If you do know of any videos around let me know so I can see them.

I will show you my way in the next video.

Cheerio for now.

14/09/2024

HOW TO STOP YOUR DOG ATTACKING THE HOOVER or [Vacuum Cleaner]
Using dog psychology and punishment

I haven't seen any videos on the net about how to quickly stop a dog attacking the Hoover. Are there any?

Attacking the Hoover, Washing machine, broom etc are a common problem any personal dog trainer will come across every now and then but few seem to know how to stop it.

This video if you follow it properly and take the time to really study how I do it should help.
If you cannot stop a dog in minutes you are doing something wrong. You may take longer than me but if 15 minutes has gone by, stop and regroup. Then sit down and think about where you went wrong.

Every single client I have has gone too fast the first time despite me telling them many times beforehand to go really slow.
That's not because they are stupid. It is just human nature and very hard for any human to go slow enough.

Humans nowadays are all rush and bustle. Even when they think they are going slow their inner energy is making them speed up.
Conventional dog training is based on excitement. Praise is excitement. Rewards are excitement. 'Sit, good girl!'...' Stay, good girl!'
'NO, Stop it'..'Good girl!' Rush, rush, rush, to get to the next level. Reward, reward, reward!

The dog attacking your Hoover is at number ten on the excited scale and the only way to stop it is to only give bland controlled energy.

You have to switch to fierce controlled punishment energy straight back to calm neutral slow energy. It's no good screaming or getting loud. That is excited energy the dog will feed off... And...FOR GOODNESS SAKE. when the dog is calm, leave the bloody calm be. You cannot improve calm so take all the praise out of your head.

Five minutes after it is all over, go to a different place and call the dog to you and praise and get excited all you want. The dog won't have clue why you are excited and will not associate the Hoover with excitement. It's you that needs to praise to make you feel good not your dog.

If you have any trouble put a comment or video up and I will try to fix what you have done wrong

All the best ..Cheerio for now

Up next--Attacking the Lawn Mower

12/09/2024

DOGS ATTACKING THE HOOVER OR LAWN MOWER

This is very common behaviour, especially for herding dogs and can be easily cured if you know how.

How would you stop this behaviour?

I will show how to stop it in the next video without fuss or praise and treats.

Cheerio

25/08/2024

Stopping a Dog From Pulling You Out Of The Gate The Easy Way With My Boundary Stick Training

Talk Doggish to your dog and it will understand better

Cheerio

Ps. This is the first time I have done this with this dog and the video is unedited

11/08/2024

PARIS OLYMPICS

The mainstream media refuse to show my gold-winning dance. Because of corrupted judges, I was robbed of my medal.

This video will probably be removed so please share before they remove it..

19/07/2024

NERVOUS AGGRESSIVE DOGS

I'm talking about nervous dogs as opposed to that much overused word 'Anxious'.
I'm not a nervous person but I might be anxious to different degrees about many things.

Starting a war with Russia is right up there. Knocking the door of a client's house when I know there are a couple of monster dogs waiting to try and eat me makes me anxious to a degree. Just before getting on the bathroom scales isn't something to look forward to and makes me anxious. Most of all, stealing my Lady's chocolate in the fridge and then realising she is about to find out. That's not good and gives me the heebie jeebies.

There are thousands of things that crop up all the time that make people anxious. It's a normal state we go into. It's only when that develops into extreme nervousness that it should be even talked about.

It's the same with dogs. It's natural for dogs to be anxious at times. If they were never anxious they would just step off the first cliff they came across or slowly eat a delicious piece of meat while another dog approached right up into his face. He gets anxious the dog may take it off him so runs away, swallows it whole or attacks the other dog. That is all natural behaviour and it's important to recognise the difference.

A nervous dog born with that nervous energy in its DNA can never be fully cured...But it can be turned around and its life made much better with the right training.

I'm going to write about two different dogs I have seen in the past who were nervous and aggressive. They had different personalities so needed personal training to suit their individual personalities.
First 'Toby' and then in another article I will talk about 'Princess'.

TOBY
Let's talk about Toby, a three year old toy poodle first.
I was asked to help with Toby because he was anxious and aggressive toward people. He had already bitten a few people and been lucky enough that the people he bit didn't report it.

I was pretty certain what would greet me when I arrived. A slightly nervous little fluffy that would charge at me barking like crazy, but he wouldn't be willing to actually grab me.

I go into owners' homes and stand and face up to these aggressive little tykes with my dominant energy.
I stand my ground and tell the owners to stand well back and keep quiet. That leaves their dog completely alone to attack me while I stand still and glare at the dog.
Hardly any dog will then have the courage to get right up close to me to bite. If they do, they will get a swift finger in the side of their body and that sorts them out. Sometimes a fluffy will have a little rage on my boots but that's it.

Toby came at me and leapt up and bit my leg. My trousers took most of the bite and Toby got a poke in the side. He backed off a bit looking for a way to come in again but I was standing my ground so he didn't get a chance.

I told the owners to put him on a lead and we went for a walk. After about 100m I took the lead and Toby made several attempts to bite me but couldn't because I had control.

I did my usual stuff with dogs on a walk, that is, giving them rules and things to do they dont want to do. This shows them I am in charge. Toby settled down and accepted me as a dominant person he couldn't mess with.

When we were returning to the house I stopped to explain to the owner about how to do certain things on the walk, when Toby out of the blue had another go at me. My trousers saved me again.

Now Toby was described to me as anxious, as is just about every single aggressive dog I hear about. Yet, Toby is far from anxious. He is a totally confident dog, who just doesn't want any other human around his human who he treats like a possession.

Toby owns his human and look out anyone who wants to dispute that. He is a tough fireball who bites hard. He doesn't bark to try to scare people away because he is frightened of them. If I wasn't more confident and dominant than him, he would happily teach me a lesson for going into 'His' house.

Don't make the mistake of mislabelling all aggression as anxiety, because dogs must be treated differently to match their personality.

Next article - 'Princess', a nervous 60kg Mastiff x Bandog who was aggressive to men and bailed up the owner's next door neighbour... a completely different type of aggression and very dangerous.

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21/06/2024

AUSSIES HAVE THE BEST SENSE OF FUN AND HUMOUR.

I have done a scientific study and found that 99.9% of Australians love a bit of piss-taking humour.

Dont you just love the other 00.01% when you have to share space with them?
Just one comment from a 00.01 percenter.

Kazim Imam
Let me guess your age: 50+.🫣
Let me guess your location: it's Darwin.😂
'It's more like an adventure to me.'✅️🔥
Obviously, no one told you that you have to follow the 'signs' as you bush walk or try to swim. If you go rogue, you are on your own.😀🤣
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Kazim Imam. You're way off. But let me guess your age, 35-
Let's guess your education- University, that will explain your anhedonia and your inability to do any meaningful research and your ignorance.

All my bio is on this page and on my Web page if you had any common sense to look and research before trying to look like a clever clogs..

17/06/2024

COME TO AUSTRALIA

Come to Australia they said.
It's sunshine every day they said. The land of milk and honey they said

The men are big and strong. The women are all beautiful they said.
Golden beaches with warm water they said.
Lovely wildlife everywhere you go they said.
Like birds? We have a huge number of the most beautiful birds in the world they said.
Large cheap houses and back gardens for the kids they said.
Jobs galore with good pay said.

They also love dogs and have millions of them they said.

Sounds great ...off we go leaving chilly England behind.

What the tourist brochure didn't say--Is, there's a great divide between the city and the country.

The men in the city spend more time putting on makeup than the women. They go around in mobs talking about hair gel when they are not staring at their latest game on the phone.

How about the men in the country, surely they must be made of sterner stuff?

They are, they eat raw crocodiles for breakfast, walk around in bare feet in the scrub ignoring the seventeen most deadliest snakes in the world that wrap around their legs . All the while listening to country music telling the story about how the latest love of their life ran off with their best friend and how their dog died.
If I hear one more country sad song about a dying dog I am going to shoot myself.

The sea...they didn't mention, if the crocs and sharks don't eat you the jellyfish will cover that shortfall. If you manage to get out of the rips that will drag you out to sea and then get to the beach flies will attack and bite you. Yes...the flies bite you too.

Go to the park and have a picnic instead. I don't think so. The ants will eat you alive.
As you run out of the park the Magpies will sweep just like in the Hitchcock film and cling to your head where they will ferociously try to peck your eyes out.

Finally, you get into your car covered in bite marks from every known sea creature and insect and think you are safe.
This is where you will discover the Australian homosapiens, the most friendly humans on earth turn into raging insane lunatics when they get into a car and with no idea of left and right. They think that little blinky thing is ...what?...they have no idea what it is for and just switch it on randomly for fun. Traffic lights are advisory only.

You get home exhausted and grab a glass of Australian wine, the best wine in the world as it happens. Let's sit outside under the tree and enjoy nature . Hmmm... the beautiful birds you were told about are indeed beautiful. only trouble is, they all have the loudest most annoying screech instead of bird song. They are so pretty they don't have to sing.
Just as you get your earplugs in something bites you hard on your neck. Unfortunately, it is not your loved one. It's a mozzie with a hundred mates.

Even the loo isn't safe. You might find a few friendly frogs inside the bowl looking at you or the occasional unfriendly Redback spider waiting to bite your bum.
Dont leave your electric toothbrush on the open window ledge or you may find a snake wrapped around it like Margo did last week.

Still...there are thousands of dogs here and the Aussies do love their dogs. What the brochure didn't say was they love monster dogs.
The most popular dog in Australia is a 40 kg Pigdog. A Ridgeback x Pitbull x Dane x Mastive x Wolverine x Rottie x Tasmanian Devil. All of these dogs have one mission in life. that's is to kill each other and better still...kill me.

But the worst thing of all is they didn't BLOODY TELL ME HOW COLD IT WAS IN THE WINTER!.

Why do I stay here?... because it is a mental country full of lunatics and I love it because I fit right in.

Have a nice day!
Toodle pip.

The picture is Margo and me freezing our arses off at Warwick. Somewhere in the pram buried under blankets is our 4kg Papillon 'Keely'.

07/06/2024

26/05/2024

You Never Know What You Will Find While Walking The Dogs

Out walking the dogs today and we found this huge River Gum tree. Its the biggest I have seen.

Have you seen a bigger tree?

21/05/2024

UNGRATEFUL BITCH