Dogman Downunder

Dogman Downunder CLASSIC OLD STYLE DOG WHISPERING. FOR THE FAMILY DOG Personal Dog trainer
I have lived with and worked with thousands of dogs for sixty years.

I have personally kept a pack of dogs together at home for forty years , Worked as a professional in kennels and at one time I was kennel man with a pack of sixty working Beagles and had to walk and control them all on my own off lead along roads and in the countryside
I teach and show what I know.,because I really have been there and done that. . Including all the mistakes.. I want owners to enjo

y a happy well behaved dog that isn't a robot ,but doesn't do all the bad things.. Give me a call on ..0407131277. Im friendly, I don't bite.

Why Teach Your Dog 'Sit'Sit, what's the point of teaching your dog to sit? I've never understood it. Not for behavior.  ...
12/09/2025

Why Teach Your Dog 'Sit'

Sit, what's the point of teaching your dog to sit? I've never understood it. Not for behavior. It's a bit of fun for the wife or the kids to do, teach their dog to sit and give them a treat, and that' the end of that.
The largest shady secondhand dog dealer, the RSPCA, teaches sit to every single dog they've got, and then they sell it off to people. And that dog's wild and unruly. So... What's the point of it all?

Let's imagine a secondhand car dealer, and they're the largest secondhand car dealer in the whole world. And you buy a car off them, then you take it down the road. Before you get home, the car's playing up. It's jumping all over the place. Brakes don't work. And you ring them up.
Let's call them the RSPWC (Royal Society of P**s Weak Cars) car dealers. And when you ring them up and say, "My car's all faulty," they say, "Well, it was all right when we had it." You say, "Well, it's not all right now." And they reply, "Well, we showed you how to put oil in it,. "But I've done that." you say.
"We showed you how to polish it." "Yeah, I've done that too, It's still not running properly."... "Well, you must have done something wrong. If you want, bring it back to us we'll send it to the knacker's yard, and we won't give you your money back."

There'd be an outcry if that happened. They'd be out of business in no time. But the RSPCA get away with it. What is up with people?. If they give you a shady deal...create a storm. Go to the papers. Tell them how they've done you. And they won't give you your money back. How they lied.
They tell you, "Yeah, this dog's all right with children," then it tries to bite your children. That's shady stuff. But it can sit if you offer it a treat. So what's the point of it sitting?

There are some group obedience trainers who use sit all the time. You'll go in a group, and you teach your dog to sit, and it's all good fun.

Everyone has a good time in those obedience classes. Their dogs sit, and you walk to and fro, you do all those fun things. Some of those trainers make things really fun.
That's a decent hobby, but it doesn't create good behavior.
When you take your dog home and it jumps on the settee, telling it to sit isn't going work. You pull, it off and tell it to sit, well how can it sit there for three hours? As soon as it's not sitting, it jumps back up.

You have to have good behavior.
When you're cooking in the kitchen and your dog comes in, it's pointless telling it to sit. You have to teach them to get out of the kitchen and do what? Who cares what It does... Just don't come into the kitchen. Good behaviour doesn't need an alternative behaviour. Just stop the bad behavior.

Gun dog trainers, I can see the point of them training sit. Some of the best trainers in the world are gun dog trainers.
It's very hard to teach a highly charged hunting dog to be that obedient.

They tell the dog to sit while they wait to shoot a duck. They shoot at the duck and miss, and the dog still sits there. Then they shoot one and say, "Go and get it." And the dog goes and retrieves it straight to their hand, lets it go, comes around and sits down again. That is very, very good training.

Any pet owner who has a gun dog type, go to a gun dog trainer to learn just basic obedience, because what they'll teach you will really help. However... I think there's a better way.

If I had a gun dog, I wouldn't be teaching it sit. I'd be taking four little boundary sticks out and teach it to stand in the boundary. It can lay down, sit, do whatever it wants, and it's got room to fidget around, and you've got a clear place where it's going to be. It's not going to shuffle forward, That would be a far easier thing to train.

If you want to teach your dog to sit, by all means teach it for fun and a treat. I don't want to stop people having fun with dogs. I'm just saying, it's not the best way to have a nice, well-behaved dog. If you know different, tell me. Tell me why that's a good training tool to have a well-behaved dog in the home. There you go. Tell me what you think.

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Where Have I Been?A few people have asked where I've been because I've taken a rest from writing on Facebook, so I thoug...
09/09/2025

Where Have I Been?

A few people have asked where I've been because I've taken a rest from writing on Facebook, so I thought I'd just answer that here.
For quite a period, I haven't been quite right in the head. That's one thing. Then we decided to move, so that was another point. One of the big reasons is I'm sick to death with this site.
I spend hours making a video, and it's not easy for me to write. It takes me a long time to write, and I take all that effort. I've got about 8,000 followers and I put the article or the video up on Facebook, and about 10 get to see i because this site is always trying to get me to pay to send it to people.
I'm not gonna do that. So I've decided to move most of my information to that movie channel. I can't mention it by name because only one person will see this information if I do. If I mention that name,I will be censored.
It starts with a Y. Doesn't really start with a Y, but you'll know what it is if I say it' starts with Y-O. That is the place where I'm going to publish most of my information from now on, and make movies. I'll still write here, but, I'm going to concentrate a lot on the new place that other rival place that Facebook doesn't like, They're not perfect over there and they don't like Facebook either, but that's where I'm going.,

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Master Of The WalkEza asked the question..."What do you do on a walk with a client's dog?"First, I will just explain why...
04/09/2025

Master Of The Walk

Eza asked the question..."What do you do on a walk with a client's dog?"

First, I will just explain why I am doing things that I don't often do with my own dogs.

I am already the master of my dogs; their life is fulfilled because they are taken out and run free for many hours hunting or doing other jobs. I have never been afraid to tell them off for wrongdoing. They are dogs who have plenty of time to be dogs who are working with man.
They are happy.

My clients' dogs are very troubled dogs. Some of them are the worst of the worst, and some are just being dogs who haven't had any rules.
Every single one of the thousands of dogs I have been called out to see haven't had their needs fulfilled. It is always what the owner wants or what the owner has been taught that their dog needs that is the problem.

Really, is it the owner's fault they are doing things wrong? I never judge my clients. They learn from society and society, when it comes to dogs, is just plain 'Bat s**t bonkers.' Most of the information about all aspects of dogs, including training from professional trainers on the net, is ignorant or corrupt.

Of course, there are some great trainers out there on the net but they are drowned out by wannabees.

So now you know I am not dealing with just the dog. I'm out to make the owners the master and have to educate the dog and the owner in a way that will work for them. NOT..a way that works for me. I've been around dogs for 68 years. What comes easily for me will not be the same for others. Clients need to learn simple stuff that will work for them.

Learn to work with your client's daily life if you are a dog trainer.

Here we go...I take Bruno's lead (attached to a 1in collar) and we go to a park for preference with many people around.
At this time, Bruno has never in his life been interested in his owners on a walk. He's not interested in me. All I am to him is a hindrance to where he wants to go. He is 100% in his world and we are irrelevant. I need to start bringing into my world as well.

Now we will do things I have developed over many years to get him into my world.
There a lamp post...I walk up to it with Bruno on a long lead. Put this picture in your mind. Bruno is pulling like mad ahead. As we get near the post, he goes one way and I go the opposite side.
Ooof! Bruno jerks back to a standstill, confused but keeps pulling to go forward.
Now I pull him back to the edge of the post. He stands there thinking for a bit and comes around my side to get around the post.

There's a tree. we head for it. Ooof! same thing. Again and again, we do this same thing with any post. Some dogs get it sooner than others and some are just plain stupid or stubborn and take longer. With the stubborn and stupid, I start going faster and make the stop jerk harder until they get the message. They all do in the end.

Now, when a post comes up Bruno has one eye on which side I am going to go around that post.
I'm starting to control the walk but more importantly, Bruno has a tiny bit of his brain thinking about what I am doing. He is coming into my world.

Now I continue the walk and a low sandstone wall separates the kids' playground appears. I stop at the wall and order Brunoe to 'Stand' This merely means, stand and relax. I don't care what he does, as long as he doesn't pull on the lead. If he wants to sit or lay down, thats fine by me, but I don't require it.
I'm not a fan of 'Sit" in these situations. It's not a relaxed, comfortable position to be in and I want a relaxed, calm mindset.

"up' ...I make Bruno jump up on the wall and walk him along the wall. Now he has to concentrate on where he puts his feet and what I want. Once again, he has to come partly into my world.

There's a bench...same routine... there's a big boulder, some low barriers to stop cars. Make him stand and then jump over them.
The number of obstacles and variations are up to you and your imagination out there.
Slow motion Agility I call it.

SLOW... that's the key. if you go fast, you will ruin the calm mind you want

There's a dog coming. 'Up' I say ..I put Brunoe up on a wall and say 'Stand'. Now Bruono cannot concentrate 100% on the dog and react in his normal way. If he does, he will fall off the wall. He has to think about the dog,the wall, and me about to punish him for reacting.
It's a three-way split in his mind. We are starting to win and that win is not far away.
I do other things as well, but that's enough info for now.

I hope that helps someone.
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How I Make Friends With a Client's Nervous DogAs a personal hands-on trainer, I find by far the hardest dogs to train ar...
25/08/2025

How I Make Friends With a Client's Nervous Dog

As a personal hands-on trainer, I find by far the hardest dogs to train are nervous ones. Those that don't trust and are frightened of men in particular are very hard for any male to train.

It's a con for any trainer to go to an owner's home and never touch their dog and just tell the owner what to do. You have to show the owner. If 'you' cannot do it, they most certainly cannot.

Therefore, I have to fast track their dog's trust and respect for me. I have about two hours to get their dog to trust and respect me so it doesn't freak out.

The subject of training nervous dogs is tremendously complicated and requires a whole book, really. I'm simplifying this to basics and is no way near all the things I do, but might help if you're a trainer who wants to improve.

Case Study: Max, a Cattle x bull breed

I knock the door and go in.
Max goes crazy barking at the end of the passage in the kitchen. I shake hands with the owners and go into the kitchen, which makes Max go tail between his legs as he hides behind the owner's chair, barking.

I get the owner to put him on a collar and lead and give it to me. Max is now terrified and pulling for all he's worth to escape.

At this point I will explain to you a bit about the phycology of dogs that is different from humans.
If Carol is terified of flying but is desperate to see her family in another country, she can go to specialist firms who will take her though the issue and use flight simulators to get over her fear, even though it is way out of her comfort zone.

Max will 'never' willingly go out of his comfort zone to do anything that scares him. He will avoid it at all costs, so has to be forced to get over it... 'In the right way'

This is where 99.9% of people will fail. They cannot be nasty to a nervous dog. They feel sorry for it. Max at this point doesn't give a damn about your feelings, he only cares about his feelings.

I don't care about how Max is feeling right now because I know he needs help for his whole life and that is what I care about. My experience is my power over my 'I feel sorry for you' feellings, because I know what is going to happen and I will leave the house with Max transformed.

I sit there chatting to the owners, drinking my tea (and hopefully biscuits) and totally ignore Max.

Every time he pulls away I pull him back to a slack lead and let go immediately, so he has the choice to pull to the end of the lead or not. I dont look at him or acknowledge he is there. I'm calmly talking to the owners adjusting the lead pulling with one hand.

As time goes by Max is starting to get into a state where he can think again and the pure terror isn't blocking his brain from everything else. Max is learning, if he gets to the end of the lead, that results in him being pulled close to me—very thing he doesn't want.
So when he comes closer and just stands there, the nasty man doesn't make him get any closer.

Bingo! Max is now using his free will to be closer than he was to me and not trying to get as far away as possible.

'Max is thinking though his fear for the fist time in his life'

After a while I will pull him even closer and make the distance he is happy with smaller.

That is a simple process for me but is is one of the most complicated things to do and you will need a 70% understanding of dogs to succeed with all dogs. But you cannot get that understanding without doing it. Try and Fail and try again...fail and keep on trying. Just make sure you keep your feeling out of the energy and learn from failures.

All dogs are different and all owners are different. You will not be able to cope with nervousness without the doing.

So...Back to the ''Doing... I stand up to go for a walk and Max will freak out again. I take no notice and drag him to the front door and put my boundary stick down and open the door. (The boundry stick is the best training idea I have ever dreamed up and feel free to copy it, because it will help you more that anything else).

Max will either dash for the open door or struggle to get back to his owners. He tries for the open door and I correct him so he tries to get back to his owners and I correct him again. I tell the owners to walk over the stick, through the door space and stand just outside.
They have to totally ignore Max.

Max tries to cross the stick and I correct him. Like most nervous dogs he needs hardly any correction and stands there waiting.

I should mention...so far, I havent spoken one word to Max and the owners have been told not to talk to him or smile at him . No reassuring him that everything will be alright. What he will hear is 'everything is not alright'. What a dog hears when spoken to isn't necessarily what is said.

But... I have been constantly talking to him through my energy and most of that has been negative energy telling him Im calm but in charge.

This is the real breakthrough moment. He is calmly standing on a slack lead right next to me without his fearfull side of brain telling him to run. Ive calmed that brain from its fear. What an absolute wonderful feeling that must be for a nervous dog.

A master has come into his life and taken charge so he doesn't have to feel vulnerable anymore. He respects me. He may not fully trust me yet but he is getting there.

He's the little kid holding big daddy's hand as they pass the older boys. 'Daddy will take care of them if they start anything'.

We go for a walk and whenever we see dogs or people coming I put him on the opposite side, so Im between him and the scary people. I pull him close. No-one will ever hurt you when I'm with you is my energy to him. I mean it too. If a dog or human move towards him I point my finger at them and dont give a s**t if the other owners don't like it. They're not coming near my dog!

Now I have become Godlike to Max. I'm his saviour.
I do all my usual stuff I do on walks and we go home.

We do other things at home and before I leave I lie on the ground and call Max over for a cuddle and play.
He bounds over and licks my face to bits.

Many owners cry at this point. It's a great moment that they thought they would never see. Max playing with a man.

Note --Until I am about to leave I haven't said one human word to Max. All I've done is tell him what to do and make him to it. Three and a half hours later he loves me more than his owners in some cases.

Terrify a dog to get it unterrified..."Who da thought that would work?'
I knew it would work.
Now go out there and try it yourself.

Toodle pip for now.

Ask any questions you want in the comments.

SPOT THE DEEROut very earlly in the morning bikejoring with Shadow when we ran into four Deer.After about two hours ridi...
22/07/2025

SPOT THE DEER

Out very earlly in the morning bikejoring with Shadow when we ran into four Deer.

After about two hours riding in the state forest and just about to turn around we came over the top of a hill and surprised four large deer.
Sometimes people tell me they have never seen certain wild animals in the wild. Well...the way to see lots of wildlife, apart from in parliament and at a football match is to get out early with your dog in the morning on your own.

We had allready seen many Roos and Wallabies as well as hawks and other birds.

One picture is Shadow watching them and the other is when I tell him to go.

How many can you see?.

My next article will be about how to make freinds with a nervous dog who is afraid of you

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Out With The Dogs In Beautiful Stanthorpe
12/07/2025

Out With The Dogs In Beautiful Stanthorpe

WHEN DID MOST OF OUR CIVILISED SOCIETY LOSE THE ABILITY TO TRAIN THEIR PET DOGI BLAME DAVID ATTENBOROUGH It's all his fa...
23/05/2025

WHEN DID MOST OF OUR CIVILISED SOCIETY LOSE THE ABILITY TO TRAIN THEIR PET DOG
I BLAME DAVID ATTENBOROUGH

It's all his fault. Well...maybe not all. But he does shoulder some of the blame.

David Attenborough! I hear you shout. The God of nature programs. Bloody hell, he even has huge tanker like ship chugging around the world to study how other huge tankers pollute the world. Of course...his boat doesn't polute the sea , only the ones not named after him do that ...the're the bad guys.

It all started with the 'Goggle box'. For you youngsters, a goggle box is the nickname for your TV when it first came out.
People gormlessly sat goggle eyed watching nonsence. Still do... including me.
If you have got this far you are probably wondering why you are gormlessly reading my nonsense. Please stick with it. I need the readers.

When I was growing up...if you were interested in nature..and most people were to some extent because a very large percentage of the population lived close to nature. It was only people right in the center of the major cities who didn't have any connection with reality.

If you were intrested, you went to the library and read books that were mostly written by experts. Real experts, who knew things about the subject. Then you went and studied and watched nature yourself.

I made traps for field mice so I could look at one. I went egg collecting. I studied in real life what I had read about and got wet, cold, hungry and muddy.
In them days, people out and about heard and saw things in nature so they kept themself in the real world.

Nowadays, most sit in the comfort of their home and watch a tiny fraction or what is going on in the natural world of animals, edited and served up on a platter. No smells ,sights or sensual feelings involved. They never see all the other things that are happening . It's a censored world they see which they are not part of. David's world.

We have become animated robots who live in another world. Indeed... most people don't want to be in the natural world. They walk ,or run with ear muffs listening to a machine so they don't have to hear the wind or other natural noises.
Others walk and look at a tiny machine in there hand so they can talk to another human looking at a machine.
The slightest bit of rain or discomfort keeps them at home wrapped up in a sterile world

These people don't see or feel nature so become detached from it.

'Let's get a dog' they say. Trouble is...dogs are very much part of nature and they are not machines.
This is where machine oriented humans meet nature head on for the first time.
So...what to do? Go to the machine and ask it how to train a dog.

Bingo! there on the screen are a hundred trainers available who can tell you how to train your dog to fit into your life.
Trouble is...99% of these trainers looking at you telling you what to do are robotic themself and don't have real life experiances with the natural world. Indeed, many dont have experiance with real dogs either. Their life is a Disneyworld crafted by TV and personalities on TV to get you the dog owner to watch a screen and learn nothing but drivel.

Look for someone who has handled hundreds of dogs and can tell you stories of how they messed up and got things totally wrong and learnt from from the bad as well as the good.
Look for someone who knows the diffference between a Swallow and a Swift. A rounded human who understands nature and dogs. Someone who has a spiritual connection with dogs and knows they can be complete bastards as well as loving.

Someone to teach you and take you back to your roots in nature with your living dog, Your dog who right now is ripping your remote to shreds and needs stopping now, not in two years time.

Next time you go out walking the dog. Leave that phone in your pocket, throw that bag of food you always carry around away.
Go where the grass is long and look around and listen. let your dog and you have a good time. Stop and look at the rabbit burrow with him. Look at the rabbit droppings and ponder why Rabbits like to poo on top of mounds of earth?
Note the tufts of fur where the bucks have fought over a lady. Show it to your dog and talk with your dog about nature.

Talk with him about what he is intrested in. .

You just might find yourself feeling relaxed and refreshed before you re-enter the machine world.

A belated Happy Christmas and new year to you.
I've been a bit busy

Cheerio for now.

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29/10/2024

MUM...I WANT A DOG
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A Few Tips on  Training a New Rescue DogHe isn't a baby. He is a wild child from the prison and he is a dog. He comes wi...
22/10/2024

A Few Tips on Training a New Rescue Dog

He isn't a baby. He is a wild child from the prison and he is a dog.

He comes with very bad dog habitats that he thinks are good habits. Break those habits straight away.
Dont have a settling in period for discipline.

Fulfil his needs straight away.
Take home for a long walk or run off lead somewhere.

Calm down.
The house should be a place for calm and have wild fun outside the house.

Thatado...ask any questions you want

Break the old bad habits immediately by correcting the behaviour and fulfilling what that particular dog needs. It's a dog, not a human..Please like and shar...

08/10/2024

HOW TO KEEP YOUR DOG COOL FOR DUMMIES

Let me tell you a story-

'Mary and Her Daughter'

35-year-old Mary lives in Alaska and is taking her 10-year-old daughter Loveydovy down to the shops one day.
The weather forecast says it's going to be -20c but at the moment it is only -10c . They are of course well wrapped up for the short walk.

Suddenly there is a blinding light from the sky and they look up but can see nothing because of the light. Then they feel themself slowly floating up towards the sky into a spacecraft.
They have been abducted by aliens.
Time passes and with a bump they find themself lying on the pavement in a small country town in Australia.

An old barefoot man dressed in a teeshirt and shorts walks by with his Kelpie. Giving them a curious look he says 'G'day'
Country folk tend to take all the oddball sights in their stride.

Mary spots a sign right down the end of the street for a police station and staggers up to her feet. Instantly she is overwhelmed with the heat because she is dressed for -20c and it is now 26c. She helps Loveydovy up and starts out for the police station but only goes 3yrds before she feels faint with heat exhaustion. She can barely rip her coat and other outer clothing off because of how exhausted she feels.
Finally, she gets the excess clothing off and leaves it on the pavement.

Taking Loveydovy's hand she says 'Come on'
'Mum' Lovedovey says in a whisper. 'I'm too hot.' She starts taking her fur coat off.
'Stop that!' says Mary.
'But Mum, I'm too hot'

'Dont be ridiculous, I bought that fur coat for you for Christmas and I think you look gorgeous in it so keep it on. You know how I love the way you look'.
Heading down the street Mary decides to take a selfie outside the post office to show her friends completely oblivious to how Loveydovey is starting to look very pale and clearly suffering.

'Smile' she says as she shoves her face next to her daughters for a photo.

A passing couple are heard to mutter...'Why would anyone bring a child from Alaska to Queensland and then keep her fur coat on' That's abuse!... some people shouldn't be allowed kids if all they want them for is show'

Finally, Mary gets to the police station and staggers inside.
'You won't believe what has happened to me' she says. Can you get me a drink I'm so hot?'
The sergeant can hardly believe his eyes. 'What the F**k!'...Why the hell has your child got a fur coat on' as he rushes to aid Loveydovey.
Loveydovey is nearly unconscious now and all the staff rush her into a room and start to cool her down and fight to save her life.

'WHAT THE HELL' another officer shouts. 'Why has she got a coat on?'

'The coat keeps her cool in the heat and she never looks as pretty without the coat' Mary says.

And that my friends, sums up the selfish owner who refuses to make their thick-coated dog comfortable in the heat. They refuse to remove their dog's fur coat just because they like the way they look with it on.

It's bloody simple ...take their coat off or wear one yourself and suffer along with your dog.

More to come next time

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OUR NEW DOG...AND WHY YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR DOG'S FUR IN HOT WEATHER.We have a new dog. A one year old Curly-Haired Pig Do...
24/09/2024

OUR NEW DOG...AND WHY YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR DOG'S FUR IN HOT WEATHER.

We have a new dog. A one year old Curly-Haired Pig Dog called Bentley.

I went to see an older Lady to help with Bentley because he was wild and out of control. To cut a very long story short, there was no way she would ever be able to control him. He was much loved but making her life hell.

Now... I have seen thousands of clients' dogs but never wanted to keep any of them. Bentley is different. Initially, he went off and barked aggressively at me and I told him off. He looked me in the eye and just stared at me for a minute. Something spiritual happened and we connected.

He came over to me and lay on my feet. From then on I was his God and he followed me everywhere. Every time I spoke to the owner he gazed at me in awe.

Now he is here with us and he is the perfect dog.
We've had him for a week and he is already BikeJoring (dry land mushing) as if he has always done it. He walks and runs off lead and comes back when called. He is gentle with our cat and other dogs. I trained him to leave the chickens alone.

I will write about his training and his previous faults soon.

Also...that ridiculous hot coat will be shaved off next week and we will see a different dog. I will write about that and the stupid idea from fools who say a fur coat keeps a dog cool in summer.

Jeez...it makes me mad when I see thick-coated dogs in hot weather. It is terrible abuse.

If you think a dog's coat keeps it cool when the temperature is 30C plus, put a fur coat on when you take your dog for a walk and see how cool you are.

Cheerio
Ps- The cage was used on the first meeting with our cat. The cat goes in the cage to keep it safe so Bentley can sniff the cat and we can tell Bentley off for any aggression.

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Personal Dog trainer I have lived with and worked with thousands of dogs for sixty years. I have personally kept a pack of dogs together at home for forty years , Worked as a professional in kennels and at one time I was kennel man with a pack of sixty working Beagles and had to walk and control them all on my own off lead along roads and in the countryside I teach and show what I know.,because I really have been there and done that. . Including all the mistakes.. I want owners to enjoy a happy well behaved dog that isn't a robot ,but doesn't do all the bad things.. Give me a call on ..0407131277. Im friendly, I don't bite.