The Playful Pony - Paddock Paradise Agistment

The Playful Pony - Paddock Paradise Agistment Retirement & rehab agistment for horses with a focus on enrichment, ecology & movement.

24/10/2024

Norbert.. The 'lesson' horse I didn't know I needed šŸ˜†

Um..what's with getting old and gardening?In an absurd moment of pride, some of my seedlings graduated from the greenhou...
19/10/2024

Um..what's with getting old and gardening?
In an absurd moment of pride, some of my seedlings graduated from the greenhouse to try their hand in a 'fodder forest' today.

Originally, I was going to repurpose haystring to make little beany trellises...but in a moment of hippy dippy excitement I decided to give it a crack using little all natural, twiggy climbing frames instead.

So if you were wondering what I was doing today, rest assured I was on all fours, rump to the sky, building little beany fortresses for the most part....

It was like playing planty, paddock lego for old ladies and I LOVED IT šŸ˜† šŸƒšŸ‘©ā€šŸŒ¾

The sun's out, the seedlings have popped and it's time to get cracking on my 'fodder forest' experiments šŸ˜ŽThe idea behin...
11/10/2024

The sun's out, the seedlings have popped and it's time to get cracking on my 'fodder forest' experiments šŸ˜Ž

The idea behind these bad boys is that they will *hopefully* become little biodiverse patches of nourishment that will act as:

šŸ“ Browsing stations for the horses (shrubs & herbs)

šŸ Pollinator gardens,

šŸš’ Bushfire retardants

šŸŒ» Soil rejuvinators & moisture retention sponges

I've been nerding out BIG time designing these.. and I have NO doubt there will be some rude shocks, disappointment and enormous learning along the way.. but gee it feels good to get stuck in šŸ‘Øā€šŸŒ¾

21/09/2024

Behold, the bodywork tree! šŸŒ“
I spoke about this particular tree on my interview with Track Talk: A Podcast on Horse Track Systems

Trees are tasty, sheltery, shady sometimes oh-so-good at getting that itchy spot - but on the flip side they might also poke eyes, fall down, can be toxic in large quantities or do any number of other antisocial things to horses.

This means that trees are often excluded from horse pastures ... but to me, the benefits outweigh the risks šŸ¤—šŸƒ

And without simplifying it too much - I feel like that's kinda what it all boils down to.

Granted, our nature-based, enrichment environments offer more potential for harm than a sterile, traditional, horse-safe property - but they also provide an interesting & joyful quality of life šŸ¤—

And back to the podcast... I've just binge-listened to a few more episodes and f**k it's cool to hear about all the other wonderful ways that species appropriate living is picking up around the world šŸ‘Œ

If you're interested, I'll dig out my favourite one and drop it below šŸ¤—

17/09/2024

It's only a matter of time til we're doomed... ALL DOOMED šŸ˜†šŸ˜³

11/09/2024

Every now and then we have a food stakes winner...

11/09/2024

Never EVER does our resident 18hh make it to the feeds the fastest...But today he did.

Every. Single. Day.
29/08/2024

Every. Single. Day.

22/08/2024

'Behold the brontosaur-horse'.... A few weeks ago this recently retired OTTB was so bucket focused he had no idea that he was surrounded by a food forest... Enter one brumby, a track system and some spring time inhibition... and VOILA šŸ¤£

"My horse is 18hh, metabolic and really tricky to manage"...Was how my conversation started with Podge's human...Top pic...
18/08/2024

"My horse is 18hh, metabolic and really tricky to manage"...Was how my conversation started with Podge's human...

Top pic: August 2023, agisted normal 'premium'' place.

Bottom: August 2024, agisted hills & native grasses.

27/05/2024

3 ponies and a thoroughbred galloped into a bar... šŸ˜Ž

19/04/2024

Well then...

Tonight Anth said to me "Do you want the drone footage of the track?"

Which apparently he took in Summer and was worried about rattling the brumbies...But you know what? Even if it looks ghetto from the ground -this track looks boss from the air šŸ‘Œ

19/04/2024

This arvo I was listening to Active Horse Agistment plus's new podcast and I thought it was a good time to do an impromptu vid of my track.

It's shaky.. and I say the F word... and the wind is pretty hectic. Sorry not sorry šŸ¤£ That's what happens in these parts.

If you haven't given her a listen yet, check out Toma's podcast.. The production quality is a bit 'how ya going' as you'd expect for a first podcast (says me, who's faaar to chicken s**t to even try) but the content is terrific!

Plus, there's something cool about listening to something at the beginning and being part of it through the growth stage.

Track Talk: A Podcast on Horse Track Systems is where it's at if you're interested in what this weird track system stuff is all aboutšŸ‘Œ

More than once, someone has enthusiastically explained to me why Twenty20 or BigBash cricket is more exciting than norma...
05/03/2024

More than once, someone has enthusiastically explained to me why Twenty20 or BigBash cricket is more exciting than normal cricketā€¦šŸ

They get all animated and start explaining overs and ballsā€¦And finish by saying ā€˜Ya know, itā€™s just a more exciting formatā€™ā€¦ to which I politely agree and then try and knock myself out with a rock.

And THAT dear friends, is exactly how I expect you to respond when I gloatily post about my foray into Level Three dressageā€¦.

Itā€™s still the same silly, sandy rectangle, with the same labouring, huffing, puffing jockey aboard her adorable hippoā€¦ Only this time we do slightly smaller circles, an S shape and attempt a fancy trot.

And at this point, if anyone needs to knock themselves out with a rock, please know that I understand and I invite you to step outside and look for one to minimise your agony nowā€¦

For everyone else, this is real edge of your seat stuffā€¦

Not reallyā€¦

But I have photos and Iā€™ll be f**ked if I dont use them to leverage a gloaty post about my most challenging and favourite boy.

So we went, we saw and we conquered the serpentine, the 15m circle and the lengthened trot in a pretty flash field, with some pretty flash company to get a bloody ribbon.

A RIBBON!

Cynical me used to sneer at these 50c satin objects (being too busy on a mission to win that elusive rug), but later that day I hung around for 2hrs to collect my 8th place ribbon because I'M SO FU***NG PROUD!

Anyway, next up..and because Iā€™m an egotistical ribbon addict - I entered the Showjumping component.

The only problem was that I had not so much as jumped a twig on this horse since April last yearā€¦ because he started stopping, which made me get whippy and then I hated myselfā€¦ so we just stopped entirely with the whole thingšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

Anyway, on Sunday - I told myself that we'd do a few hot laps of the warm up arena and if we pulled a refusal I would laugh, tip my cap and gracefully depart the arena with no whips or fuss to be seen. ..

And My Godfather... he jumped the BEST he ever has in his life in the warmup arenaā€¦ So we picked up our fanciest canter and presented into that showjumping arena like we were at the World Equestrian Centre.

And right on cue the judge said... ā€˜Ohhhh itā€™s YOU! ā€¦ I hope I dont end up the topic of one of your social media storiesā€™

To which I responded ā€˜Well, we shall see how you score this round... ā€˜ as I wiggled my toosh and set off at a very fast and fancy hippo canter to hit the jumps.

I wont talk you through each fenceā€¦ because, Christ, even I know when as story has gone for too long.. but I adopted the ā€˜If we go fast enough it will be easier for him to jump than stop approachā€™ and pretty much smoked the entire class by 15 seconds and went clear.

So.. THAT people, explains the absurd grin on my face in this selfie.

It was fun.

It felt safe.

AND I did not give up on this horse.

Look out Level 3..Weā€™re coming for you, knockout rocks, ribbons and all šŸ‘Š

02/01/2024

You know that feeling when you want to share something huge but Average Joe will have no idea what you're all juiced up about?

Well here goes...šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

The horse in this video is somewhere between 12 and 15 years old. He's got two testicles, one and a half ears and came from the wild in September.

He is also the scariest horse I've ever worked with.

Once, in early days he pinned his ears and charged at me, so I alley-ooped over the fence like an Olympic athlete.

It was pretty rad if I do say so myself...It was like pole vaulting, except instead of a pole, I cleared the 8ft fence using just my stumpy legs and sheer terror...

And with that, I admitted defeat and never went in his yard againā€¦

And a few days later he was shunted off in a stock crate with another stallion - to be trained by someone with skills far greater than my own...

And over the next 7 weeks they were trained by an incredible horse person in Ballarat.

During that time the other stallion progressed amazingly... By week 5 he was being ridden and week 6 he was poking along on suburban streets and cantering through the bush like the ultimate trail boss.

Meanwhile, my little mate with the missing ear was kinda going nowhere...

He did a bit more of the chargey stuff and eventually tolerated a halter but would barely lead and some days it took 40 minutes to catch him in a 6m x 6m yard...

And on the fateful day he came back here, he gifted the trainer a broken rib and prickles in her un**es as he towed her through the paddock on her back.

So as you can imagine I was not exactly thrilled to have him here againā€¦

But not knowing what else to do, I chucked him in a paddock and went inside to ruminate on my terrible life choices.

And to be honest, having him out the window has been like a big, brown reminder of how badly things can go wrong with horses.

And while all our other brumbies are the coolest little dudes, this is one complicated m**o...

But over the last few weeks, while googling 'Can you use a dart gun on horses?' we started trying to work with him in the paddock..

Because you know... we got him into this mess, so we had to at least TRY to get him out without a dart gun.

And bit by bit we've made progress...

It just needed to be done on his time and with constant reminders that the poor thing is just scared out his mindā€¦

Because TBH, it sometimes feels safer for us to get all big and whacky to show'em who's boss.

Yeah I said it... but Iā€™m sure you secretly know what I mean.

So against all my better judgement I swapped the long, whizzy dressage whip for a bag of treatsā€¦ because I figured, if he was going to charge me again, thereā€™s not a lot that a bendy bit of fibreglass could do anyway šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

And fast forward to now, and he comes up and can be caught in the paddock.

Last week I trimmed his front feet and taught him to pick up his hinds with no kicking or nonsense at allā€¦

It was huge, seriously.. probably the hugest, biggest most bravest triumphant achievement of my entire life... and it was all done so slowly, in such tiny steps.

But because it was so methodical and so measured and repetitive, it weirdly wasn't scary at all.

Also, his feet were starting to fold over onto themselves... refer to point above about 'creating a mess' and feeling obligated to fix it, if you're wondering why I bothered šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

Anyway, this afternoon we took this video and it probably looks like nothing... But we took him for a walk in a neighbouring paddock.

There was no scooting, snorting, yanking or bolting - he genuinely seemed happy to poke along and it felt like I could have worked him with hay string.

Iā€™ve got no doubt this was only possible by to going right back to the basics, with some really simple stuff I learned from Dr Shelley Appletonā€¦ and that means Iā€™ve been mixing positive reinforcement with negative reinforcement - which according to some hoity toity horse folk is the worst crime on earth.

But between whips and darts and certain deathā€¦ I kinda gave up on applying the usual rules in this situation.

So for anyone else out there feeling like youā€™re in over your headā€¦

I feel you.

I know the revolting combination of having an oversupply of anxiety and a shortfall of skills.

Itā€™s a brutal realisation BUT itā€™s not the end of the road.

By a) being prepared to go back to the beginning and b) by getting rid of unrealistic expectations and c) taking things really, really slowly - there is light at the end of the tunnel.

But with that, itā€™s really important to find a trainer you vibe withā€¦

And there are some REALLY s**tty ones out there.

A few months ago I listened as a trainer told me they weren't 'cruelā€™ but sometimes cranked up a horseā€™s hind legs to lay it down, then the person walked over the top of the horse and left them tied and incapacitated to 'think about thingsā€™ while they went inside for lunch.

This is a real person.

Theyā€™re well known and I have friends who go to them for lessonsā€¦

I canā€™t even.

Letā€™s move on...

So please, you cant be too careful with who you choose to follow and where you want to learn.

And at this stage, I am not your person.

Iā€™m currently in the down draught, realising how much I have to learnā€¦And not in a mopey, miserable way.. Iā€™m actually quite excited about the whopping huge expanse I still get to learnā€¦

If you do want to learn and care for my opinion - I canā€™t speak more highly of Dr Shelley Appleton and her online course - You'll find it at Dr Shelley Appleton Calm Willing Confident Horses

You can learn wherever and whenever you want - I alternate between her and Lucinda Green on my treadmill in the morningsā€¦ Itā€™s like the nerdiest, sweatiest, gruntiest, thumpiest learning environment you can imagine.

You should try it. Really you should šŸ˜œ

Finally...I share this post and video knowing there will be people flexing their fingers ready to share their opinions about this horse and my choices.

What I should have done, what I shouldnā€™t have and most likely a comment or two about getting him gelded (refer to the bit about preferring to catch him rather than dart or rope him to get access to the ā€˜plums' for clarification on that)

But unless you have been right here, in this exact situation I really urge you not to make assumptions.

Iā€™ve always tried to show the ā€™not polishedā€™ side of what Iā€™m up toā€¦ and this is probably the rawest post Iā€™ve written and it feels weirdly cathartic to share.

Iā€™ve lost interest in trying to 'make an impactā€™ and cant be bothered to try and influence anyone (because we can all think for ourselves, cant we?!?) so I guess I just wanted to share a story about the abrupt jolt the universe can deliver just when you think youā€™re starting to get things figured out šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

Lastly, please don't let this story turn you off brumbies.

This guy is a bit of an enigma and confronting as itā€™s been, itā€™s given me a wonderful wide angled perspective on equine behaviour and the weird positions we put horses in every single day when we expct them to be part of our world.

And really, truthfully... brumbies are generally the coolest, non-spookiest, hardiest things youā€™ve ever metā€¦ And well worth your consideration the next time thereā€™s a horse shaped hole in your life šŸ¤—

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